If anybody has lyrics to the new TOS record [i]Carrion Crawler/The Dream[i] could you please post them. Specifically the songs "Opposition" and "The Dream." Thanks.

mods: move this to the pop-punk forum.

Buy the album, they're all in there. Good stuff too!

Lyrics!!?? I haven't given a damn about lyrics in years. Every album is a Davilla 666 album to me.

Lyrics!!?? I haven't given a damn about lyrics in years. Every album is a Davilla 666 album to me.


same for me. once in a while something stands out though. i've always considered vocals to be just another instrument.

i've always considered vocals to be just another instrument.


That nails it perfectly.

fuck your poems!

fat beats and distortion speak more to me than some shit about crying doves.

than some shit about crying doves.

I fucking loved the Purple Rain album when it came out. You need to step off.

so did all the other girls in my school.

i want to fuck all the girls in my school.

OCS vocal delivery is unique, and fun. They strike a pretty awesome balance between vocal instrumentation and singing. I'm thankful for their lyric sheets though, my kind of poetry anyway. Plus, the big WOOOO! in The Dream kills!

speaking of girls:

"Prince looks like a dwarf that's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair."

-Boy George

I only have two Oh Sees records - that split LP with Intelligence and the 7" split with Jay. Everything else I have is live (3 sets, I think, and supposed to be getting another from when vi played with them), and it occurred to me I have no idea what not only the lyrics are, but I have no idea what the song titles are, either.

Yeah lyrics schmiricks...my drummer wrote a song about asking his fiancee to marry him...I didn't raise an eyebrow, 'it's just words man' ha ha.


then they wanted to use some lyrics I wrote 6 years ago, about cleaning my bathtub so I could fuck in it....I was like "whatever."

I hate words...talk is cheap.

i've always considered vocals to be just another instrument.


That nails it perfectly.


I have always seen your posts as 'just another' instrument.

I hate words...talk is cheap.

that's right
all music should be instrumental

"Prince looks like a dwarf that's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair."

Here is Jamie Fox on Prince:

you've been instrumental in fagging this place up.

that's right
all music should be instrumental


Well I think songs should have words, I just don't think they should have to ryhme.

you've been instrumental in fagging this place up.


Ha! And this thread comes full circle. Moderators lock the thread!

Well I think songs should have words, I just don't think they should have to ryhme.


okay, okay... i like the shaggs' lyrics.

There's a song that goes along with the bathtub song my band does, it's a variation on the twist and the NFL shuffle called The Soft Scrub.

There's a song that goes along with the bathtub song my band does, it's a variation on the twist and the NFL shuffle called The Soft Scrub.


Dance I mean...we are also a step crew.

you should hear "twistin' in the tub" by dameel and rashid.

You should hear me sing "Shut up and quit talking!"

It's not a song.

Heard it..that might be who I stole the concept from...but I took it the extra mile....it's the only lyrics I've submitted so far that haven't been censored extensively.

I can't seem to write anything but pornographic lyrics these days...I think the last song had a line "piss in your face" that got turned into "Staire at your face."

You're thinking of The Angry Samoans.

(Ha! Another full circle!)

You should hear me sing "Shut up and quit talking!"


i've never been one to adhere to redundant directions. these guys got it right:

On another note, I still can't believe no one else noticed the Oh Sees got used in that awesome poison-everybody-at-the-pool-party scene in Breaking Bad this season.

You're thinking of The Angry Samoans.


Well yeah, my band asked what the hell is wrong with me and all I can figure is the Angry Samoans, NWA, Andre Williams, and Devil Dogs made me think sexualy graphic lyrics are cool.

I just said, "I don't know. What's wrong with you guys? You're afraid of sex?"

That's my attitude towards people who want me to shut up also.

some body say heeeey, we want some poooo-say!

I sing pornographic karaoke lyrics in front of mixed audiences all of the time...sometimes they "get it" too.

you've been instrumental in fagging this place up.
Though brutal, I'll take it as a compliment from this board.

I did buy the album, digitally, no lyrics included. Another reason while digital will never be superior.

you've been instrumental in fagging this place up.
Though brutal, I'll take it as a compliment from this board.


that wasn't directed at you. i like melted cheese way too much.

I've listened to that double ep. I like most of Thee O Sees, but sometimes they get sloppy.
Same here:
side one - sounds to me like tasteless left overs
side two - not bad at all

o yeah, MC
that was directed to me.
BJ has a crush on me.

I hate words...talk is cheap.

You gotta admit, Tiger, this is ironic coming from you...

MC, what's your email?

than some shit about crying doves.

I fucking loved the Purple Rain album when it came out. You need to step off.

what is this past tense bullshit about purple rain?

ohsees records haven't been melting me since warm slime, but nanne, if you haven't seen them live, I'd roll a wheelchair 3 miles to go see em. They just keep getting faster, tighter, and wilder. And I've probably seen them 10+ times since 2007.

Yeah talk is cheap...that's why I don't mind sharing.


Oh Sees can be spotty.

Help LP came with lyrics. except it seemed like he wasn't singing half the shit written on the LP. It seems like Carrion Crawler would be a similar deal.

Geez, you guys are making me think i'm really missing something when I don't go to the 20 or so OhSees shows around here every month. I mean, I like the OhSees but even pecan pie gets tiresome after a week or so

well i guess that's the point, dumb ass. some of live in towns with 4,000 people. thank god i got king louie coming here tonight!

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what is this past tense bullshit about purple rain?

I live in the future.

I also usually make up my own lyrics.

43 replies and no lyrics. This might be the greatest message board of all time!!!!!!

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cheers.

welcome to internets.
http://www.lyricsmania.com/thee_oh_sees_lyrics.html

welcome to internets.
http://www.lyricsmania.com/thee_oh_sees_lyrics.html

thanks for the suggestion. However, being that I'm not a total dipshit, I went that route already. These have yet to be posted, hence I am asking here.

43 replies and no lyrics. This might be the greatest message board of all time!!!!!!

MC, what's your email?

I scanned it for you earlier this afternoon . . .

Oh Sees can be spotty.

Yeah, I was kind of wondering if the latest one lived up to the cover art.

ohsees records haven't been melting me since warm slime, but nanne, if you haven't seen them live, I'd roll a wheelchair 3 miles to go see em.

I've heard that before.
I sure would love to see them.

O, I wouldn't need a weelchair, once and for all, I am not crippled, that's just a slur, I can walk around the house al day long, cause when I fall over, some fungus will catch me. It's the standing up all the time at a show wiithout a drink and a cigarette to hold on to, that I can't do for a few years now.
My eyes need glasses., a few pair even. Nothing weird about that.
My legs need more power, and I will get it back in there, by god I will.

I checked out Thee Oh Sees very late, a band with a name like that, the man behind it - not my package. So I was very surprised when I heard Melted. I really like that one. Got all the other stuff, and I also think they were better in the beginning. But I still check 'm out and play 'm a lot, cause it's almost a new band for me.

I didn't buy the last one. Too sloppy.

you've been instrumental in fagging this place up

I am willing to take responsibility for a lot that happened here the last days. After all, some pm's played the biggest role and you folks don't know what's in it.

But, BJ accusing me of 'fagging' this place up is such a grotesk remark that I have to react.
Emo Joe brought a guy to this place, his best friend he said - has anyone ever seen proof of that? - and all they did was fight and fight like it was the worst soap opera ever.

Emo Joe then started his emo tour. Many Topics or posts of his began with I'm Crying All Day Long or I Can't Sleep, What should I do/ et cetera. His best friend that he brought with him to feel safer on the board, turned into a nightmare for everyone that took his shit seriously. Loud Mouth No. 1 was born. He also became a nightmare for Emo Joe.
And this friend of Mr Tears, of mister I Poop Standing Up, is the only one that gayed up this place. Because he is a copcaller and a big fuckin pussy.

Never blame me for shit that has nothing to do with me, BJ, even though you want your surrogate daddy back. You've tried everything and he will never like you. Give it up. Stop crying about it and above all: stop gaying this place up, MR 69 Tears.
You will be known from now on as Emo Joe, who found a nerve since he's got a job. As if other people don't work the most awful jobs. Humility, Emo Joe, cause you are still nothing but a fart and you will always stay a loser cause you have no backbone whatsoever. And you can't grow those, dipshit, in case you haven't heard, or payed attention at junior high when you still had the biggest record collection of 'm all.

Now you and your al-bundy-dad better stop gaying this place up. You're both pussies and cowards. Stop it. Otherwise we'll soon be having smiley's here to put in our posts.

The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest
And visit their graves on holidays at best
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please
If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them

ps:
I didn't mean Melted
(I'm so caught up in Ty's stuff and am waiting for the double lp that should arrive any minute)
but Help.

Uhg...this thread sucks.

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MC, what's your email?

I scanned it for you earlier this afternoon . . .

Jander- I e-mailed you at address posted Thanks a bunch, much appreciated

Done. Enjoy your words.

you've been instrumental in fagging this place up

I am willing to take responsibility for a lot that happened here the last days. After all, some pm's played the biggest role and you folks don't know what's in it.

But, BJ accusing me of 'fagging' this place up is such a grotesk remark that I have to react.
Emo Joe brought a guy to this place, his best friend he said - has anyone ever seen proof of that? - and all they did was fight and fight like it was the worst soap opera ever.

Emo Joe then started his emo tour. Many Topics or posts of his began with I'm Crying All Day Long or I Can't Sleep, What should I do/ et cetera. His best friend that he brought with him to feel safer on the board, turned into a nightmare for everyone that took his shit seriously. Loud Mouth No. 1 was born. He also became a nightmare for Emo Joe.
And this friend of Mr Tears, of mister I Poop Standing Up, is the only one that gayed up this place. Because he is a copcaller and a big fuckin pussy.

Never blame me for shit that has nothing to do with me, BJ, even though you want your surrogate daddy back. You've tried everything and he will never like you. Give it up. Stop crying about it and above all: stop gaying this place up, MR 69 Tears.
You will be known from now on as Emo Joe, who found a nerve since he's got a job. As if other people don't work the most awful jobs. Humility, Emo Joe, cause you are still nothing but a fart and you will always stay a loser cause you have no backbone whatsoever. And you can't grow those, dipshit, in case you haven't heard, or payed attention at junior high when you still had the biggest record collection of 'm all.

Now you and your al-bundy-dad better stop gaying this place up. You're both pussies and cowards. Stop it. Otherwise we'll soon be having smiley's here to put in our posts.


see what i mean? that was a faggy reply to a one liner.


king louie is passed out on a bed behind my computer. one of the other missing monuments is in the shower and i can't get in the bathroom to piss. i might be getting hella emo in a second if i can't unload.

See we were all having a conversation about music, but then folks got testy. Ban everyone!!!

Someone should provide Cliff Notes about the history of goner board hatred and rivalry. With some back story, I would have a better understanding of the ridiculous flaming. Then maybe we could all have a good laugh at how irrational we've been. Or not.

we???

Someone should provide Cliff Notes about the history of goner board hatred and rivalry. With some back story

The reason that everyone only has 3 minutes to edit their posts is a great story!

we?

you, neddie booboo, alienator, and dangitydangadingadongding

I hope this thread is/are the lyrics to Thee Oh Sees next album

You pee on the bed behind your computer?

you don't?


i think slovenly is doing a missing monuments single. alright!

At your house, yeah, obviously I do what I want there!

dumb ass. some of live in towns with 4,000 people

yeah, who's fault is that?

just saying it's hard to be dismissive not living in a cultural hub.

Someone should provide Cliff Notes about the history of goner board hatred and rivalry. With some back story, I would have a better understanding of the ridiculous flaming. Then maybe we could all have a good laugh at how irrational we've been. Or not.

That would provide no one with a better understanding of anything. I love how every description of the Goner Board on the internet mentions something about old men who like to bicker.

Back in my day there was no edit option...you wrote your vile hit enter and that was it...no take backs. We played for keeps. I didn't even bother to proof and was drunk most of the time so many of my posts were incoherent.

I actualy thought Bazooka was talking about me fagging the place up, so I had a pointed comment for him, but then realized it was Nanne as usual, and was quick to change my phrasing...and I even like Bazooka.

I've learned about alot of cool things from this board over the years, that's why I'm always checking back....but yeah if anyone is keeping tabs on the rivalry they should probbably get a life. Sure Ed Oblivian and Tim Warren got into it on here years ago, that's business related...sure people get divorced and they get married to other Goner spooks, who cares.....sure most of us only wish to be famous so we can dis eachother in a larger more superficial forum...I'd like to dis the entire last decade....who cares?

All I realy want to know at this point, the only old gossip I'm realy still interested in, is who's band was it where one of their girlfriends was a porn actress and they appeared in one of her pornos, where she was gang banged by 4 black guys, and then when they jizzed all over her face, she went over to her boyfriend on the couch and kissed him on the lips?

That was some crazy shit man.

I once held hands with Cody Lane...and then my friend walked her down the aisle.....he was a best man at her sisters wedding.

All I realy want to know at this point, the only old gossip I'm realy still interested in, is who's band was it where one of their girlfriends was a porn actress and they appeared in one of her pornos, where she was gang banged by 4 black guys, and then when they jizzed all over her face, she went over to her boyfriend on the couch and kissed him on the lips?


oh shit! i remember hearing about/ seeing that (?). can't wait for the answer.

It was one of those pretty good early 2000 bands....I have a few ideas who it could be, but can't remember definately.

Someone should provide Cliff Notes about the history of goner board hatred and rivalry. With some back story, I would have a better understanding of the ridiculous flaming. Then maybe we could all have a good laugh at how irrational we've been. Or not.

Totally unnecessary, been reading for a few months and finally joined yesterday. It totally rules here! Plus, I got the lyrics.

you've been instrumental in fagging this place up

I am willing to take responsibility for a lot that happened here the last days. After all, some pm's played the biggest role and you folks don't know what's in it.

But, BJ accusing me of 'fagging' this place up is such a grotesk remark that I have to react.
Emo Joe brought a guy to this place, his best friend he said - has anyone ever seen proof of that? - and all they did was fight and fight like it was the worst soap opera ever.

Emo Joe then started his emo tour. Many Topics or posts of his began with I'm Crying All Day Long or I Can't Sleep, What should I do/ et cetera. His best friend that he brought with him to feel safer on the board, turned into a nightmare for everyone that took his shit seriously. Loud Mouth No. 1 was born. He also became a nightmare for Emo Joe.
And this friend of Mr Tears, of mister I Poop Standing Up, is the only one that gayed up this place. Because he is a copcaller and a big fuckin pussy.

Never blame me for shit that has nothing to do with me, BJ, even though you want your surrogate daddy back. You've tried everything and he will never like you. Give it up. Stop crying about it and above all: stop gaying this place up, MR 69 Tears.
You will be known from now on as Emo Joe, who found a nerve since he's got a job. As if other people don't work the most awful jobs. Humility, Emo Joe, cause you are still nothing but a fart and you will always stay a loser cause you have no backbone whatsoever. And you can't grow those, dipshit, in case you haven't heard, or payed attention at junior high when you still had the biggest record collection of 'm all.

Now you and your al-bundy-dad better stop gaying this place up. You're both pussies and cowards. Stop it. Otherwise we'll soon be having smiley's here to put in our posts.


see what i mean? that was a faggy reply to a one liner.


i think i finally won!

Oh Digital Leather!

http://www.ishootporn.com/4306/jessi-stone-dont-worry-shes-with-the-ba nd/


Dude they must be total freaks! Woh. This is the second Goner hanger onner to succumb to Dr. Phils bald mustache charm...before it was her it was The Black Lips dad.

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that was funny.

i think i finally won!

Win what. Another 'Ten Thousand Posts' Price?

A boardfight?
That will never happen. You can't post, and your a very desperate guy. You're always wearing your blanky and using your hanky when you're here.
'Boohooo: I've lost my best friend, boohoo.'

Remember what a certain lady in your life said the first time I fucked you up?


Of course TB likes BJ: he likes people who he can look down on.

He also blackmailed Beef to his corner.

I'm still waiting for you to come over, mr Korsakov, and shoot me in the face. It would only take you five hours, you said.
What's keeping ya: your enormous schlung in BJ's poopstained butt?

Let me get this straight-- you continuinlly talk shit to everyone here, you contend that there is very little merit of any opinions, you challenge Robin personallly for yr computer issues, and you have some sort of breakdown wherein you post repeatedly someones flippant response at you?
In all that you expect some sort ot sympathy for some undefinable ailment, threaten to kneecap people and seem to think that other's ongoing falling out are justification for this behaviour?
I can only assume in progressive Denmark you might qualify for some kind of real therapy. It might be preferential to the therapy you seek on a message board thousands of miles from yr home filled w/good people who obviously have an interest in progressive behaviour and a genuine interest in functioning in an independent fashion.

nanny, you are one truly stupid, no sense making motherfucker.

but here, have a hug. it might help: http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/

filled w/good people who obviously have an interest in progressive behaviour and a genuine interest in functioning in an independent fashion.

this is where i stopped being able to follow you...

If only he lived in Denmark, then he MIGHT be cool. But yeah, what K said.

a message board thousands of miles from yr home filled w/good people who obviously have an interest in progressive behaviour and a genuine interest in functioning in an independent fashion.

bwahaaaaaaa.

BJ:
You know exactly what I'm talking about

In all that you expect some sort ot sympathy for some undefinable ailment, threaten to kneecap people and seem to think that other's ongoing falling out are justification for this behaviour?

o yeah, baby,
sympathy is what I came here for
I thought, Sympathy= Goner Board, doesn't matterif you're a loser, a dickhead or an asshole. Sympathy is what you get, while you listen to the Reatards on your headphones.

You wanna talk Gonerfest and Robin? Go fuck yourself. I'm done talking about that bullshit. If you can't understand that someone get's pissed off like hell when a complete G.F. goes to hell one minute before it starts, you don't even belong here.

I posted loads of stuff about music here. It's all gone now. You nitwits only know the music that's on the Goner Shopping Card, which means your life is empty and senseless and hasn't progressed. You are all still in highschool, waiting for a grouphug or a All Together Now Ambush. First the real assholes to check out if it's safe enough, and then you wannabe's join in.
You sad wankers only post if someone else already posted the same.

While BJ and Ned finally turned this place into Termbo Two you pretended to be asleep.
It's always funny to watch how he catched you guppies with rotten bate.

Remember BJ, that the lady who I am talking about had me put up as a hero on her facebook, while I kicked your ass every day?

I do apologise to the lady, from the bottom of my heart, by the way.

But you guys are maggots, losers and kiddies, and yeah, I only come to your schoolyard to

continuinlly talk shit to everyone here

Cause you can all swallow my pride
and get it all inside
faggots.

O, BJ, now that I've posted this, you have won....

shrink- tubing with a hair dryer...!








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Bands should only sing about girls spreading their arseholes in German

Ding Le Dangle, I don't even read your posts so I win.

All that jibber jabber and no one's standing up for writing some interesting lyrics? I mean, I get it. You don't have to tell a story, you can be as abstract as you want to. "the voice as just another instrument" idea works and all, you can just push together words that have syllables that sound nice next to each other. I enjoy it sometimes too, but at the end of the day it feels like junk food. No substance, it's all carbs and sugar. After the initial rush of catchy instrumentation, effects loops, sludgy recording, or whatever grabbed me, I like something I can chew on later during repeated listens. Like good or interesting lyrics. But this is a disposable culture so the perspective makes sense, I just don't like it. And, by the way, I'm not commenting on the oh sees or anyone else, I.m not critiquing. I'm saying, as a listener, I can't repeatedly listen to something that I find meaningless.

i think most people feel that way, i just have never been one to pay too much attention to them, probably because i'm too stupid for poetry. i think i said above that sometimes something jumps out and catches my ear, whether it's a good line or a bad one. i like when that happens because i don't have an attention span that alows me to sit and pay attention to every uttered word. clay from the subsonics can write some cool lines. i like the jokey stuff alot. blues lyrics... but when you're djing are you really looking for meaning? i think sometimes you just get lucky when you're playing a dance record and it has some memorable lines like this nonsensical nursery rhyme song. i fully support music with lyrics like these. it's about all i'm personally equipped to comprehend:

Probbably the only lyrics that have captured my imagination in recent years are from Goner local legends The Staags! cdr...

One: call the cops.
Two: complain to your landlord
Three: write to your congressman
Four: call the cops again


Now those are lyrics you can chew on.

I like instructional songs, like "put the lime in the coconut and shake it all around" or "you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out you do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about."

That's what I like, as an intellectual I like to always be learning new things.

Especially when it leads to putting stuff places and shaking.

All that jibber jabber and no one's standing up for writing some interesting lyrics?

O, I wanted to, but as soon as I start about music, people here get Nam flashbacks.

I think a guy who always yells that he is the biggest Cheater Slicks fan in the world, but also states that he never listens to lyrics, is just a very dumb person. But I already knew that this guy was dumber than a watermelon.

I recently wrote an American friend what I think about your lyrics, but wont repeat it here, cause the nutcases here will only make fun of it.

I worked for a glossy mag where the editors never listened to lyrics, which made them very stupid music journalists.

And so on.

I think it is the dumbest thing if you don't listen to lyrics, but hey, I only came here to play.

I can't repeatedly listen to something that I find meaningless

Good song lyrics can be more comforting than the best novels or poetry out there.

That's why everyone who comes to this board and asks for lyrics get's killed right away.

I was ever so glad they included a lyrics sheet with the Chronic Sick reish...that's some deep shit worthy of Ding Le Dangle.

I think a guy who always yells that he is the biggest Cheater Slicks fan in the world, but also states that he never listens to lyrics, is just a very dumb person. But I already knew that this guy was dumber than a watermelon.


oh yeah... cheater slicks. i don't even know what they're saying half the time. that's a fraction that i'm pretty sure doesn't incriminate me.

I was ever so glad they included a lyrics sheet with the Chronic Sick reish


totally forgot you don't even speak your own language, let alone understand it

All that jibber jabber and no one's standing up for writing some interesting lyrics? I mean, I get it.

greg, your comments are just as arbitrary as bj saying "vocals are another instrument". There's a time and place to be Bob Dylan or Gil Scott-Heron, and there's a time and place to be lyrically abstract and all that. If the whole package works, then the music will have staying power. you love what you love for the reasons that you love it.

shit, i grew up in Detroit in the early/mid 90's, where EVERYTHING was either garage rock, (vocal-less) techno, psych rock, or post-grunge drivel. The focus of almost every music scene in town was on aesthetic, heart/soul, and getting your feet moving versus literacy. I'm glad that has stuck with me.

One of the reasons I love ECSR so much is that their lyrics are simple and borderline boneheaded, but they ring so true and fit so well on top of the music and moods that they create. I got Primary Colors right after my dad passed away, and I still can't listen to "memory lane" around other people.

Another example is someone enjoying gospel and sacred harp music, but not being a christian.

as BJ just comfirmed

there's a time and place to be lyrically abstract

simple lyrics are something completely different than abstract lyrics

but as soon as I start about music, people here get Nam flashbacks.

actually it seems like when people STOP talking about music, the Nam flashbacks start. More than anywhere else I've haunted on the internet, it's hard for people on this board to constructively talk about art without a bunch of people pissing on them. The epic dichotomy of "enjoying cool stuff and agreeing with other cool people who like cool stuff" versus "if you like something that more than one other person here thinks is cool you are only here to tug on the nuts of the scene" is fucking turned up to 11 here.

so let me ensure that my memphis scene points are forever err, in the red: I think the first two Arcade Fire records are great lyrically, and I own a Kylie Minogue picture disc.

simple lyrics are something completely different than abstract lyrics

sure. sometimes both of these things are awful, and sometimes they make my day a better thing.

greg, your comments are just as arbitrary as bj saying "vocals are another instrument".


i was saying that for my own listening habits, and it's still not representative of all my listening. i'm not nearly as one dimensional as i come across. i'm at least one and a half dimensions deep.

you're x and half of y?

only if it's a compliment!

i'm not nearly as one dimensional as i come across. i'm at least one and a half dimensions deep.

You're nondimensional

but you are deep when you can handle TB's 9 inch schlung in your butt










( http://nondimensional.org/ )

You're nondimensional

Yeah lets get quantum physical baby!

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long Ding couldn't shut up about it

there once was a man named ultine
other dudes were jealous of his pene
when naked in bed
girls were over their head
and most would then shriek "that's obscene!"

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long Ding couldn't shut up about it


right?

There once was a man named Ding Le Dangle
Twas young boys he loved to wrangle
In a Bed and Breakfast Inn
He declared "I win!"
With several under age schlongs in a tangle

Brainbombs are pretty much unlistenable because their lyrics are so obvious. The music's heavy and ugly, so you write lyrics about violence and perversion, yeah, yeah, yeah, you stabbed a whore and fucked a baby. I'd rather listen to Flipper or Drunks with Guns b/c their lyrical stupidity is perfect.

Pissed Jeans are sometimes stupid enough, but not always.

You know, I really like that new Cynics LP but there's one song on there "All Good Women" with lyrics I find so disturbing that it makes me just want to avoid listening to the whole album frequently.

I understand or believe the lyrics are tounge in cheek, or not serious, but just don't enjoy hearing it.

There once was a man named Ding Le Dangle
The english language he loved to mangle
He thought he could write
On the Goner board he'd fight
And at home he and his Mom would brangle

One rather startling addition is "All Good Women," with a chorus of "All good men beat their women, all good boys beat their girls." It's about the circle of violence, Mr. Kastelic says -- people returning to abusive relationships because that's the only attention they're getting.

"People are saying it's a pro-misogynistic song or something, and anyone who knows me knows that I'm certainly not misogynistic and certainly not into abuse, getting or giving, but it's something I can understand."

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11188/1158576-388-0.stm#ixzz1fOztetGL

"All good men beat their women, all good boys beat their girls."


That kind of reminds me of, "Boys may die and girls may die, we all love peanut butter"

I guess you only get one chance in life to play a song like

Reent-toont-teent-toont-teenooneenoonee

I'm so sorry for you TB.
You are a 'never Has Been anything'; which would be sad if it wasn't so fuckin' hilarious.

I will always enjoy your company: a love a good fartjoke and you're TOP 100 material.

You are a 'never Has Been anything'; which would be sad if it wasn't so fuckin' hilarious.

Oh easy there kiddo...I must have touched on a nerve.

Nope.
You missed from day one.

You're an annoying piece of shit.

At least we know now you weren't a sniper for the CIA.

You're an annoying piece of shit.

Touched a nerve there huh.

Yeah you touched a nerve just like you touch young boys.

Quit acting like you know me you little bitch.


I mean jesus tits you are an annoying motherfucker.

Well, see all you lovers later, so you can take a couple of hours and come up with some good fresh banter.
I prefer music babble, but since you can't do that anymore here, go ahead and rub it.
O, and don't try 'irony' or 'sarcasm'. You'll never learn.
Toodles.

Yeah you touched a nerve just like you touch young boys.

And there he goes again. You need to freshen up your insults.

They found a pedophile in Holland who was running a daycare center.
On his computer they found a couple of hundreds of thousands other active pedophiles with such hadrcore shit it even would shock you, TB.

All those hundreds of thousand animals were Americans. ALL OF THEM.

You better come up with another insult. This one is too sick dude, and you say stuff like this to everyone if you're lost for words, which you have been now for quite a while.

You're too stupid to be a real asshole.
But you ARE very sick in your head.

They found a pedophile in Holland who was running a daycare center.
On his computer they found a couple of hundreds of thousands other active pedophiles with such hadrcore shit it even would shock you, TB.



Do you always talk about yourself in the third person buddy? You're a real piece of shit.

Oh yeah, and it's such a good insult for you because it seems so very fucking appropriate, you are a bonafide creep.

will somebody in holland please break this guys fingers?

holy shit, it's james arthur!

I think it is a matter of lyrics serving the song and vice/versa. They are absolutely important in so much as they fit and convey something. I love Drunks with Guns and Lungfish and though it is hard to imagine two more different collections of lyrics both approach near perfection as those songs go.

I haven't listened to Lungfish but when I looked them up it didn't look like anything I'd like. Strike 1: it's on Dischord. Strike 2: taoist poetry over post-rock.

K, have you listened to Oxbow? The singer seems like a pretty amusing guy.

HAH! I was just slogging through this thread. I've used the "lyrics as instrument" explanation for years. Because I can't write worth a shit. I'll admit it. Have no problems with it. Same reason I play guit the way I do. limited skills. Ain't to worried about it. That's what I do. it's different for everybody and no one opinion fucking matters. I love good lyrics. Of course half the time I think I know the lyrics to a song I like, I've heard it wrong and sing it that way in my head for years. blah blah blah....

i cant read all this shit

usually a thread will have a common theme or thought process but this is just too much. tigerblinds is a bit of a crackpot, but his thoughts do usually follow a progression that is understandable. nanne i was able to communicate with for years in emails and do business with, but when it comes to the shit talk, i guess it just doesnt translate most of the time. every now and then he hits a home run, but if he is winning otherwise its only because of volume, not content. bazooka joe is easy enough to decipher as he rarely is capable of stringing more than two sentences together, or maybe thats just his style. then there is cole and rayultine, who are exactly what this scene needs if it wants to survive, fresh blood, and everyone seems to be doing their best to chase them away! theres mark beef, who used to actually be funny tossing off a couple uninspired one liners, and the rest of the goner board crew who have been either bored or faithful enough to hang around this ghost town, doing their best to try and have an actual discussion. this place is fucked, has been fucked for years, yet i still keep coming back for more. its like watching a car accident over and over, or when buildings collapse. you people are all fucked, myself included. this thread is flat out terrible, and shitty reading.

no seriously, i own this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SEXY-12-KYLIE-MINOGUE-SLOW-L-E-PICTURE-DISC-/3 20613165733

fuck you guys, i'm drinking beer and listening to records. spaghetti party coming up soon.

+ you can't chase me away. i live here. maybe for forever.

bazooka joe is easy enough to decipher as he rarely is capable of stringing more than two sentences together, or maybe thats just his style.


i think i like to treat message boards as a physical conversation. i certainly wouldn't bore you with endless babble in person. i like to think i can make a point in simple terms, so maybe it is just my style. whatever. spaghetti time!

spaghetti sounds good!!!

i ate two italian sausages and two pieces of garlic bread with it too. had two pre-dinner beers. i wanna pass out but i got a movie to watch first. it's that kevin smith horror movie. hope it's good.

Thanks, Sam. I will check that out. Lungfish are wordy and easy to toss into the post- rock bin but they do something unique and at times beyond engaging. On top of all that Daniel is an incredible frontman and a tatoo artist that walked away when he realised he had created/ inspired a monster. And they are Baltimore, not DC, which speaks to my rust belt roots. The bottom corner of industrtial collapse.

But on the entire idea of lyrics, I think that often ambition is construed as pretense. Yes, I hate the fact that Colin Molloy and his precious crap is shoved at me living here as much as I like Willy Vlaulin. There is a point that lyrically things have to evolve. If that means more funny and refined or if it means exploring more complex themes, that is how it should go. Personally, Break Up Break Down came out at a very difficulf time in my life and I will never forget playing Risk w/the RB and hearing that record over and over. It was different but obviously speaking to us as, um, older listeners than listening to No reason to Live 18 times in a row. Something I had also done.

I like good lyrics but they're not always necessary, for sure...kinda depends on how noisy the band is to some extent.

and the rest of the goner board crew who have been either bored or faithful enough to hang around this ghost town

Bored. But only when I'm at work. Weekends and evenings I've got better things to do.

I've learned about a lot of cool stuff from other Goners, though.

Happy Friday, everybody! I'm off for a Red Stripe and a huge fucking shot of Maker's Mark. Iggy and the Stooges Sunday night! Football all day! My Michigan buddy Matt up from Pasadena! Just got paid!

It's gonna be an awesome weekend. I love you all.

I love you all.


Me too, almost, so I dedicate this to all you dummies and liars while I'm BJ-ing: 'boohoo, I just lost a friend'.



And now I'm gonna play Live at the Circle A and enjoy the lyrics and the wonderfull, really wonderfull audience participation from some girls, who sing abstract, by the way.

O, and Greg writes the best lyrics for lovesongs.

http://www.catweazle-fan.de/b_p_75.htm



Salmay, Dalmay, Adonay!

ps: girls in the audience spontaniously sing a beautifull abstract background choir with the tenderness of butterflies;
almost breaks your heart, I guess.
(I don't have one, so I wouldn't know.)

michael parks was in the movie (it was called red state, and it wasn't a horror movie, but super violent and about religious nuts/ domestic terrorists living in a compound): http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662981/

dude was so bad ass as esteban in kill bill II. i could tell it was him just from a certain tone in his voice, cuz they really made him up to look like someone else in kill bill (he was also in KB I as a different character).

nanne, what's this "lost a friend" shit you keep talking about? ned? really?

Yeah man, you posted that a couple of times when Ned first openly broke up with you here.
Dude, it was pathetic.

Why the hell do you let yourself get insulted so often by that guy.
Really, I don't get it.


You know why I do it. You told me when I came back under my real name that we had had a long fight over the years, one I really did't remember, since you send me emails about your plans and shit and we even talked about your rag pretty seriously.
First words you said when I returned under my own name me was 'fuck off and die' or someting
.
I've been posing as an American/Canadian for two years here, and I posted my ass off. Not one insult. No complaints about my foreign typo's.
Just some mild jokes. 4 or 5 maybe, in two years, about Canadians.

i don't think i said anything pathetic. he's an amazing artist, but a total asshole (that IS his art), and i couldn't give a fuck about being his friend. even if he is funny, which is one of my only criteria for friendship, which is why i hate you.

i don't think i said anything pathetic.

blow it out your asshole, freak, you always have been the most pathetic poser on every message board and you crawled on your knees from Ned's post to Ned's post in those days.

Man, the way you lie about stuff is science fiction!

You win?
You win?

Your the biggest flake I know, and you win?

You wouldn't recognise a defeat if it stabbed you in the back.

I don't hate you.
You are a joke to me.

I can only hate people I once cared about.

I hate Eric very much at the moment, you dig?

all i know is you keep typing about me alot, so i guess you are funny.

YOU WIN!

Have some cut up corpses in my tub that need attention.

Toodles

michael parks was in the movie

He was great in Red State.

interesting read about lyrics

http://www.the-monks.com/lyrics.htm


All that jibber jabber and no one's standing up for writing some interesting lyrics? I mean, I get it. You don't have to tell a story, you can be as abstract as you want to. "the voice as just another instrument" idea works and all, you can just push together words that have syllables that sound nice next to each other. I enjoy it sometimes too, but at the end of the day it feels like junk food. No substance, it's all carbs and sugar. After the initial rush of catchy instrumentation, effects loops, sludgy recording, or whatever grabbed me, I like something I can chew on later during repeated listens. Like good or interesting lyrics. But this is a disposable culture so the perspective makes sense, I just don't like it. And, by the way, I'm not commenting on the oh sees or anyone else, I.m not critiquing. I'm saying, as a listener, I can't repeatedly listen to something that I find meaningless.

I understand what you're saying but I have to say I disagree with you. While I enjoy a story or lyrics that actually have a point, it's a rarity that I don't think lyrics of that type are pretentious and usually don't work. I don't believe it has anything to do with our "disposable culture" either as "junk food" lyrics have been the hallmark of rock and roll since it began...Little Richard, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry. As for meaningless being rendered unable to withstand repeated listens I don't buy that. Louie Louie is still the king!

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I love Bo, Little Richard and Chuck Berry and if you think their lyrics are in any way representational of the kind of lyrics I'm talking about I know for sure you don't understand what I'm saying. The lyrics don't have to be deep or as well crafted as say "Chuck Berry" but they do have to strike me as interesting. Yeah sometimes I like songs where the vocal is just a big storm cloud of distortion. I'm just saying it's nice when it also hits me with some level of sincerity, humor, stupidity, or desperation conveyed through words. Carrying a value equal and additional to being the decoration to the riff they are ridding on. I don't think it's a coincidence that the records that have the whole package(to me) are the ones that survive the pruning process of my records over the decades. This is just my personal preference and was only meant as a response to Joe's remark that he didn't really care much about lyrics. I think you guys are taking it too seriously.

lee harvey oswald band had the best lyrics since t rex

Joe's remark that he didn't really care much about lyrics.

i do care about them. they're just secondary to the overall sound.

I love Bo, Little Richard and Chuck Berry and if you think their lyrics are in any way representational of the kind of lyrics I'm talking about I know for sure you don't understand what I'm saying.

probably not then...turn down the reverb

I think you guys are taking it too seriously.

I don't think you understand what I'm saying

I listened to the Flat Duo Jet's White Trees LP today. A couple times back to back On most of the songs I have no idea what Dexter is going on about. Rarely do any of the songs seem to hold one train of thought for very long. But at the same time I feel like he is reading something very personal. Almost like a diary or something. I loved the misfits when I was in my teens and Glen's sometimes indecipherable howl did not prevent me from loving them. On the contrary, it drove me and millions of other teens to figure out what he was talking about. Turns out they were mostly movie reviews. And just look at him now. every bit as well known as Slayer.

Whoops. Meant "CD" up there. There is no White Trees LP. Wish there was.

SLAYER!

"saw John Wayne Gacy at the hot dog stand the other day"

He was great in Red State
Anybody else think this was a garbage ass movie?

no way! i mean, it could have been better on a production level, and maybe a bit longer for more character development, but still pretty good.

White Trees is an amazing record.

can't stand kevin smith's hokum

tigerblinds is a bit of a crackpot, but his thoughts do usually follow a progression that is understandable.


If by crackpot you mean college graduate that works a real job 40 hours a week then you'd be right. I love all of the jobless, out of touch
"artists" who love to call me a crackpot. I'm not trying to single you out Brad X...this is more something I deal with on a daily basis..but keep in mind the world is pretty weird and fucked to begin with, and alot of folks with less productive daily lives than I try to say I'm nuts.

Nice part is that it's so easy to turn the magnifying glass on them...and stupid people don't like to have to analyze their own lives, this much is for sure.

Also, I'm revered in my work environment, because my job takes crazy good interpersonal skills...I'm just sayin.

By "jobless out of touch artists" I mostly meant the emo brats in my town who's Mom and Dads have supported them well into their thirties.....or they have been living off of wellfare all this time.

But yeah, pretty much the spoiled ass unemployable segment of society that can't hold down a part time job or even long term friends for that matter. But sit around on their high horses pointing fingers because they realy have nothing better to do.

I was talking with a friend yesterday and there was full agreement that "white trees" is a moment of greatness. It is time for a vinyl issue of this record. It could even fly as a "light in the attic" release as there is kind of an acoustic "outsider" vibe that is not to be found on any other FDJ album. Interludes of banjo connecting songs. Tracks dashed midway due to broken guitar strings. It feels like it's all unfolding right in front of you. And, it's not all scuzzed out and sounding like it was recorded in an empty high school gymnasium with one mic. The production quality is fairly clean. Sounds really good.

can't stand kevin smith's hokum

Yeah, I wasn't expecting much but thought it was actually pretty good. He did a great job of making all the characters unlikeable. John Goodman was also good.

And, it's not all scuzzed out and sounding like it was recorded in an empty high school gymnasium with one mic.


I like that song on "Safari" where he's recording in some UNC lecture hall and a little over the half way mark, some idiot student comes in and tells him he's trying to study and he's not supposed to be in there. I don't know, until that point it sounds pretty cool and polished to me, I wouldn't have known it wasn't some slick studio track with fancy rackmount eventide nonsense to get that "old timey" sound.

Go Go Harlem Baby is a great album. White Trees, however, is the acme of rock and roll pulchritude. There's a real feeling of desperation in there that grabs me every time. Simultaneously rocking and unnerving. "A UFO came and blew this world to bits" in a love/lust song ? Is that what Dex & Crow feared ? Or, is that what they desired ? Is 'Michelle' from outer space ?

Yeah, I wasn't expecting much but thought it was actually pretty good. He did a great job of making all the characters unlikeable. John Goodman was also good.


Man. i love this movie....I understand that it's flawed, the ending is pretty bad......I just like it. It's like an album that you know isn't that great but you keep listening to it because it just grabs you. I own the blu ray and have watched about 6 or 7 times.

fuck man, it ain't THAT good!

just saw bellflowers. what the fuck happened with woodrow and milly? that kinda pissed me off that she hugged him at the end. what???

tigerblinds i dont care how "productive" you are, you're still a total fucking crackpot. take your college degree and 40 hour work week and stick 'em where the sun dont shine. dont matter how "productive" one is or is not, you are still a fuckin' nutjob, so deal with it.

and before you attack the messenger again, let me preemptively assert: i never claimed to be anything other than what you say i am. i dont have a college degree and cant hold a job down for shit, that doesnt make you any less of a crackpot.

tinfoil hat time

I've been lying in wait to comment on lyrics/vocals/asst. drugs/faggotry /ass-rape, etc.

Here's what I think. I think that if you have lyrics that are beatnik poetry, Bohemian, etc. the vocals SHOULD override the music, since there really isn't a theme to it anyway and it's up to the listener to decide what the song is about, like most Electric Eels songs. If the song has a theme to it, (por ejemplo) Hawkwind's-- "Ejection" the music adds a synergistic effect to the lyrics. In all honesty, I have no preference. Listen to some of the instrumentals that Booker T. and the MGs have provided over the years. I dig "Johnny, I Love You".

I cornered King Buzzo one time and I asked him if the lyrics to "Hog Leg" actually meant anything. He looked startled for a second or two, and his response was that he had no idea what he was going to sing when he walked into the recording studio. He just "went with it". Now that's taking shit it to the next level. Scat's cool but then you add it to feedback and metal it really expands your world.

I

King Buzzo one time and I asked him if the lyrics to "Hog Leg" actually meant anything

Hair bands never mean anything.

when you look at it, nothing means anything. Really. Dale Crover looks like a peckerwood who just got out of rehab.

tigerblinds i dont care how "productive" you are, you're still a total fucking crackpot. take your college degree and 40 hour work week and stick 'em where the sun dont shine. dont matter how "productive" one is or is not, you are still a fuckin' nutjob, so deal with it.


Give me my tax money back..you grown ass welfare baby fathead.

Seriously yr a dork.

I mean I'm happy paying my part...but your just an ungreatful piece of shit.

I'm the crackpot? You said yourself you can't fucking hold down a job...meanwhile we're all supporting you. I wouldn't mind so much if you weren't so fuckin right wing republican you demented piece of shit.

I'm a crackpot? Thats rich. Merry Christmas you useless tub o' lard.

Fuck off ya fathead.

HEE-HAW!

Seriously thow. Don't throw stones, some days I just aint in the mood to be called a crackpot.

The one thing I realy like about you is also my favorite insult for you...your fathead almost makes my fathead look normal by comparison.

holy shit, it's alienator!

no way! i mean, it could have been better on a production level, and maybe a bit longer for more character development, but still pretty good.

Please [i]Red State[i] is a total shit movie. Smith hasn't done anything worth a shit since Jersey Girl and I'll stand by that.

I mean I'm happy paying my part...but your just an ungreatful piece of shit.

I believe it's you're......

fair enough, i saw it once and will probably never see it again. i ain't about to waste any time defending it. but i liked it, and i'm confident that i don't like anything that's total shit, but i have no idea who the fuck you are except that you want some oh sees lyrics. never saw jersey girl, but jay and silent bob rule!

now i know you don't have good taste. bad taste goes hand in hand with misguided grammar nazi-ism.

This messageboard is big enough for rightwing fatheads and the ever so allusive leftwing fathead as well:




Youtube is fuckin up, I will have to upload this again at some point.

But yeah, it is what it is...I like the primal crude stuff.

Is Thee Oh Sees record coming out on vinyl?

CRACKPOT CRACKPOT YOURE A FUCKIN CRACKPOT!!!

jay and silent bob rule
I will grant you this, I have to add Clerks 2 as well, great flick. Smith's movies just took a dump, but his monologues and q&a's are fucking hilarious. The grammer shit was just chirping, meant no offense by it.

jay and silent bob strike back was the only KS movie I ever remotely enjoyed
I thought Clerks 2 was glaringly obvious unfunny shit, much like Family Guy