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Posted: Feb 1, 2011 2:24 am
 
" Real tomato ketchup Eddie? "
-Clark Griswold. Vacation.
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 10:00 am
 
nothin but the best!
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 10:40 am
 
"Bitches leave"- from Robocop
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 2:58 pm
 
"you mean the movie lied !!??!"

return of the living dead
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 3:34 pm
 
"Oswald was a fag" --The Usual Suspects
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 6:10 pm
 
"When you die do you think you go to heaven? You go to us." -Phantasm
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 6:37 pm
 
Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 8:50 pm
 
^my fave scene.
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 10:14 pm
 
"i'll be back."
--last action hero
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 10:22 pm
 
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 11:08 pm
 
What is best in life?

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 11:30 pm
 
the life of a repo man is always intense.
Posted: Feb 1, 2011 11:47 pm | Edited by: Cole
 
Duke Henry- I am Henry the Red. Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.

Ash- Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now, Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 9:26 am
 
Nathanial Mayweather: Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?

Captain Greybar: Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid.
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 12:44 pm
 
Airport:

Cockpit qualified young man: [after the plane gets out of the ditch] The instruction book said that was impossible.
Joe Patroni: That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything BUT read.
[throws his chewed and soggy cigar over his shoulder]
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 12:48 pm
 
Bennie: "Nobody loses all the time." from Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 1:39 pm
 
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 1:51 pm
 
We were treated like movie stars with muscle. We had it all.
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 3:42 pm
 
"she kneed me in the nuts and called me a faggot in front of everybody."
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 8:12 pm
 
In the family jewels?
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 9:08 pm
 
bitch kneed yo nuts?
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 10:04 pm
 
on the telephooone???
Posted: Feb 2, 2011 10:43 pm
 
He don't have his license, Lisa.
Posted: Feb 3, 2011 9:02 am
 
"You can't just send all of my boarders out into the cold night! Where will they go?"


"out."
Posted: Feb 3, 2011 10:14 am
 
"I can't fuck a gorilla." --Steve Martin from the Man With Two Brains
Posted: Feb 3, 2011 10:31 am
 
"Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them"
Posted: Feb 3, 2011 10:43 am
 
Strange Brew

"Someone horked our clothes!!" or "I wouldn't crash this truck eh, this is a BEER truck.."
Posted: Feb 3, 2011 11:02 am
 
"Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them"


hahaha! yes!
Posted: Feb 3, 2011 11:27 am
 
Oh God! Oh God!
Shut up with your 'Oh Gods!' or will kill you milk or no milk!
Posted: Feb 4, 2011 1:24 pm
 
" Real tomato ketchup Eddie? "
-Clark Griswold. Vacation.


I thought that Grand Torino 5 on the Xbox Station 36 had faxed you inside of the mainframe. Glad to have you back.

"Bitches leave"- from Robocop
Just watched this a few months ago for the 90,000th time and the room was GRAVEYARD dead when Clarence spit that out.

"Man, who do I look like, Christopher Columbo?"
Posted: Feb 10, 2011 1:33 am
 
"fear is the mindkiller.."
Dune. ( not the buggy..)
Posted: Feb 10, 2011 10:21 am
 
"this is the big time, Girlie. This is Rock n Roll."
Posted: Feb 10, 2011 1:13 pm
 
"you mean the movie lied !!??!"

return of the living dead


HA! Yes! I love that line as well as, "What's in the bags?"

-----"Rabid weasels."
Posted: Feb 10, 2011 4:31 pm
 
We're going to the promised land!

Baltimore?

No. No...

Cleeeeeveland?
Posted: Feb 10, 2011 4:52 pm
 
We're going to the promised land!
Baltimore?
No. No...
Cleeeeeveland?


Is that from Crossroads?
Posted: Feb 11, 2011 8:13 am
 
Your favorite!
Posted: Feb 11, 2011 11:43 am | Edited by: Crystal Lake
 
"Wolfman's got nards!" - Monster Squad
Posted: Feb 11, 2011 11:46 am
 
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants." - Once Upon a Time in the West
Posted: Feb 12, 2011 2:07 am
 
"I remember before there was rock and roll" --Lemmy the Movie
Posted: Feb 27, 2011 10:43 pm
 
"You fucked up" -- Sleepers
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 1:17 am
 
"I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 6:41 am
 
"Blow me" -- I can't remember which movie that was from but it's a great line.
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 8:19 am
 
"When I start looking like I give a flying fuck about your so-called "investigation" you be sure to let me know, ya hear? Giving a whole new definition to the term "police harassment". Don't make me break out the fly swatter." ---The Greatest Story Never Told
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 11:53 am
 
"Ak-47, When you have to positively absolutly have to kill every mother fucker in the room, accept no substitues"- Jackie Brown


"8 Track Stereo, color TV, and can smoke a half a piece of dope a day, its the American dream nigga"- Superfly


"Queen Elizabeth is a man, Prince Charles is a faggot, Winston Churchill is bullshit, Shakespeare's French"- An American Werewolf In London
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 5:08 pm
 
Wolfman's got nards!" - Monster Squad


love that movie! how could i forget that one!

also from Monster Squad:

"monster stole my twinkie!"
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 8:57 pm
 
An American Werewolf In London

"Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's BORING!"
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 8:07 am
 
I wish I had someone I could really respect.... Look at the cans on that bimbo!

- Bachelor Party
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 10:26 am
 
Police Chief, something like: "The president's plane just went down inside New York City"
Snake Pliskin: "The president of what?"
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