Posted: Oct 4, 2010 5:24 pm
I love football. Too much.
You need tips on how to enjoy it? I'm not sure what kinda advice you're looking for. I'll try:
-You need a team to love. Looks like you picked the Saints.
- You need a handful of teams to hate, but you gotta really hate them bad. This is very important for liking sports. You gotta hate the fuck out of the other teams. I'm a Miami Dolphin fan, so I hate the teams in their division: jets, Patriots, and the Bills. I also hate the 49ers because they beat the Dolphins in the Super Bowl when I was 8 years old. I hate the Cowboys and the Steelers because of all of their front-running asshole fans. Since you picked the Saints, you now hate the Falcons, Panthers, and Buccaneers. You also hate the 49ers because they used to stomp the Saints repeatedly when they were in the same division years ago. You also hate the Bears and the Cowboys.
- Third downs are really important, whether your team is on offense or defense. You're supposed to get really excited on 3rd down.
-When someone fumbles the ball, you're supposed to yell "FUMBLE!!" really loud. That's fun to do.
-When the team plays poorly on offense, you can yell at the offensive coordinator thru your teevee. He's the guy who decides if the team throws or runs. The Saints offensive coodinator is also their head coach, Sean Payton.
-Drink lots of beer.