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Posted: Sep 7, 2010 10:10 am
Saw this last night.
Pretty fun movie!
Lots of violence, and Lohan gets butt naked.
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 10:30 am
"Hold on, Machete just sent a text - it says ... "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 12:40 pm
Lohan gets butt naked


Now that she's been in jail, has a lot of experience gettin' naked in front of Mexicans...
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 1:59 pm
Great movie
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 2:56 pm
Enjoyed it! I would probably go see 'Machete Kills' and 'Machete Kills... Again' if they ever decide to follow up on those jokes.

Pretty sparse crowd on opening night in Memphis. I was surprised. The same theater had a packed room for the opening night of the 'Grindhouse' double feature.
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 3:25 pm
Saw it at the drive-in. Lots of real classy people brought their kids.

Great movie!
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 4:10 pm
Pretty sparse crowd on opening night in

Same in Portland. And no one there really seemed to enjoy it either. The only ones laughing were me and the ladyfriend
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 4:22 pm
Saw it at the drive-in. Lots of real classy people brought their kids


The only ones laughing were me and the ladyfriend

i once got yelled at for talking during the monkees "head" at a showing in an art gallery serving liquor.
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 4:32 pm
Pretty sparse crowd on opening night

Didn't seem to have much pre-opening night hype compared to Grindhouse, or maybe I'm living under a rock these days.

I didn't hear about it 'til the day of the midnight first showings. The couple or 3 theaters with the midnight shows were way far away from home, so I had to pass on that. 'sides I'm too old to be doing any kinda shit that starts at midnight on a weekday.
Posted: Sep 7, 2010 5:39 pm
It's a rollicking bloodbath. Coupla kids at our screening too.

The Tea Party crowd should love it. Wonder how it's doing in Arizona?
Posted: Sep 8, 2010 12:31 am
I wonder if Spaniard Robert Rodriguez really thinks the USA would be a better place if the white majority were violently dispossessed by a third-world Mestizo majority, or if the "kill the evil, violent, racist rednecks" angle was merely just a plot device to add another provocative Mexi-nationalist layer to the gore fest.
Posted: Sep 8, 2010 12:36 am
Awesome, but nowhere near as good as Scott Pilgram Vs. The World. Why aren't you talking about that movie?
Posted: Sep 8, 2010 1:10 am
I thought it was great entertainment. I was surprised that others in the theatre weren't laughing as much as I did.
Posted: Sep 8, 2010 9:22 pm
loved it. saw it in austin last weekend. Thought the place would be jam packed
Posted: Sep 9, 2010 11:06 pm
Posted: Sep 10, 2010 8:07 am
the white majority

Not for much longer
Posted: Sep 10, 2010 1:53 pm
A clever way to send an open-borders policy message to dunskis who thought they were going to see an action movie. And it had alot of tits and gore. Awesome.
Posted: Sep 10, 2010 10:17 pm | Edited by: dale
Posted: Sep 11, 2010 10:58 am
I live 43 miles from MX and the theater I was was 70% Mexican...
laughing it up!
Posted: Sep 11, 2010 3:33 pm
Saw it last night. Seriously funny ode to the early 70's drive in features. Not an unattractive woman in the whole film and a great cast.
Posted: Sep 12, 2010 2:23 am
Goner night at the Summer Drive-In ruled! Double feature of Machete and Piranha 3D (2D version) was perfect.

Go see Machete.
Posted: Sep 12, 2010 11:01 am
Going tonight!
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