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Posted: Jul 16, 2010 4:28 pm
Missing Monuments tour van is Possessed! I dont know if prvious owner died in it? I dont know what the fuck!!!!! It really freaky! Julian is goin bat shit too!
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 4:31 pm
Knocking on doors at 80mph! Scratching on the roof. Lights fash for no reason!
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 4:45 pm
Any sugestions?
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 4:51 pm
write a song about it, or ask the ghost to join the band
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 4:58 pm
Morning glory seeds are the only safe way to exorcise the van.
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 5:08 pm
He dont gotta go! Just needs to chill!
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 5:25 pm
Let him drive for christ's sake. He just wants to f*#kin' drive.
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 5:28 pm
Maybe its a chick? Seems familiar!!!
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 5:29 pm
I was backing up and the horn honked twice!
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 8:02 pm
Autozone free diagnostic check, STAT! Maybe some Katrina floodin is fuckin with the lectronics. What year is that thing?
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 8:15 pm
Natas loves ya'll!
Posted: Jul 16, 2010 8:31 pm
Any sugestions?
Give it a proper burial, drive it into the Gulf of Mexic-oil.
Posted: Jul 17, 2010 12:00 am
Julian is so freaked out! Its like saying Buddy Holly on an airoplane when i mention it!
Posted: Jul 17, 2010 1:37 am
Let him drive for christ's sake. He just wants to f*#kin' drive.

Damn, that's reminding me of a song I haven't heard in a while.

They're letting me drive again
I feel alive again
they're letting me drive again

Or something like that. I think it was in the movie Fandango. Sometimes the goner board is a better source than search engines, so I thought I'd throw it out there. Lemme know if you know who it was.
Posted: Jul 17, 2010 1:43 am | Edited by: SSSSSSS
Doh! Nevermind. It was in Steelyard Blues!

Why the hell is that not easily found on YouTube? Ugggh!

If y'all ain't seen it, you gotta check it. It's been years for me.
Posted: Jul 17, 2010 1:45 am | Edited by: SSSSSSS
Posted: Jul 17, 2010 4:39 am
leave some mushrooms on the driver seat overnight and see if they are still there in the morning.
Posted: Jul 17, 2010 6:44 am
Smudge Immediately and lay off the Gawk!!!
Posted: Jul 17, 2010 8:33 am | Edited by: Janderass
The Missing Monuments Spend The Night In A Haunted Van (w/ lollipop)!

But I Don't Wanna Live In A Van.
Posted: Jul 18, 2010 1:31 am
Start praying to Ming!!
Posted: Jul 19, 2010 7:59 am
Get some voodoo chickens feet and dip them in Holy Water, and hang them from the rearview mirror.
Posted: Jul 19, 2010 3:53 pm
driving home last day of tour and once again..BOOM CLICK CLANK...hood pops open ! luckely we were at gas staion and was stopped!!!

Posted: Jul 19, 2010 4:01 pm
does the radio only play 50's tunes?

you should burn a spleef and pump some hawkwind and mellow his/her ass out. The voodoo chickens feet and dip them in Holy Water, and hang them from the rearview mirror will surely stink.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 4:31 am
what so haunted in it . . . i think you . . . lol
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 8:17 am | Edited by: Tiger Blinds
Ghost people wouldn't rule it out...isn't this what Carrie was about? Steven King is a ghost hunter, he bases most of his books on real paranormal phenomena. Like the hotel in The Shining.

I once had a film concept about a haunted t-shirt from the Thrift Store...it was loosley based on that cheesy 90's movie, Body Parts...but instead of a stupid arm transplant that wasn't even possible back then, it's based on a t-shirt...the person only murders when they wear the T shirt, and can't remember anything afterwards.

Add it to my list of neglected projects.

Louie man! Your van probbably used to belong to some child killer!
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 8:21 am
I say my voodoo chicken idea is the best idea thus far....or at least eat some voodoo chicken and fart alot in the van...and wash it down with some Stella Artois, blessed by Fats Domino or something.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 8:37 am | Edited by: Tiger Blinds
Oh Carrie isn't the right movie...I was thinking of "The Car"...

this is it...


Here's the movie Body Parts I was talking about...I'm surprised that some people love this movie...when I was young I thought it was the cheesiest movie I had ever seen. I guess they do do an alright job setting mood.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 10:30 am
I found you some voodoo chicken feet, clean and laquered.


I also got a line on animal bone (any kind) and human bones (at a steap price point)...

I'm in the market for a mojo hand or some mojo hand, I'm not sure which.

You don't want to get rid of the ghost, you just want to use it's supernatural powers for yourself.
Posted: Jul 20, 2010 3:32 pm
That Van sounds like a keeper!!!
Posted: Jul 23, 2010 10:14 am
Posted: Jul 23, 2010 10:20 am
Posted: Jul 23, 2010 1:28 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
Tiger Blinds....I guess you didn't read two posts before yours where I posted this...
does the radio only play 50's tunes?
Posted: Jul 23, 2010 3:27 pm
Oh yeah, Christine that's the movie I was thinking of! Or Herbie!

Louie, a haunted van is cool as hell no matter who is haunting it. You just need to make peace with the ghost and develope a mutualy beneficial working relationship. Talk to it.
Posted: Jul 26, 2010 3:23 pm
It likes ELO!!!
Posted: Jul 26, 2010 3:43 pm
who doesn't?
Posted: Jul 26, 2010 6:29 pm
It likes ELO!!!

How did yall come to that conclusion? And was it any particular song? If it was Evil Woman then you definitely got a chick poltergeist. Was the van made in the seventies?
Posted: Aug 5, 2010 1:41 am
black salt
Posted: Sep 6, 2010 1:38 pm
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