Posted: Jun 11, 2010 5:59 pm
OK, I'm just a dumbass, barely able to function in society and all but here some shit even I figured out that apparently some of you musical artistes can't be bothered to comprehend.
1. Name you band something easy to search for. If you name your band "The Players", or something equally stupid, we will get frustrated trying to google it and go back to watching "Who's The Boss?".
2. The same thing goes for songs. If you name your song something that has already been used for a title a whole bunch of times (example: http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=17:2849036)
people will never find it and there will be no gold records hanging on your walls. Go ahead and buy some unicorn posters to fill up that space.
So it's easy to come up with something that has not been used before. Slap some words together that have no logical connection, like Brocolli Confusion or Interstellar Fudge. Whatever. You're more creative that I am so come up with a good name or I will unplug your amps during a show.