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Posted: Jun 1, 2010 5:27 pm
 
I am 50 ways to leave your lover
Posted: Jun 1, 2010 6:13 pm
 
you don't say!
Posted: Jun 1, 2010 6:45 pm
 
Hop on the bus, Gus.
Posted: Jun 1, 2010 7:18 pm
 
I am 51 ways to leave your lover!
Posted: Jun 1, 2010 8:06 pm
 
no need to be coy
Posted: Jun 1, 2010 11:13 pm
 
Was there any overlap between the 50 lover leavers and the people Paul McCartney said were knockin' at the door and ringin' the bell (let 'em in)? Because if so, those guys should be shot twice.
Posted: Jun 2, 2010 8:27 am | Edited by: Beer Joint
 
Slap her in the face, Ace!

Have sex with her mom, Tom!

Bury her in a shallow grave, Dave!

Demand anal sex, Rex!


There's 50 ways to leave your lover.
Posted: Jun 2, 2010 11:21 am
 
Pee in her bed, Siad!

Make her eat stool, Abdul!

Mow down her roses, Moses!

Circumcise her mamma, Osama!

There's 50 ways to leave your 50 lovers.
Posted: Jun 2, 2010 11:25 am
 
I am spam
Posted: Jun 2, 2010 11:25 am
 
Louie, have you been on drugs/drunk for the past week?
Posted: Jun 2, 2010 2:29 pm
 
Run over her cat, Matt!
Get the smack nods, Todd.
Wear her underwear and play coy, Leroy!
Tell her your gay, Ajay

There's 50 ways but the best is to nut on her.
Posted: Jun 2, 2010 2:32 pm
 
Don't slip on the goo, Lou!
Posted: Jun 2, 2010 2:38 pm
 
It was a quarter to twelve and we were rocking
I put my money on the bar, I heard the devil knocking
We played some drinking games while the band was thrashing
And a fight broke out so we gave the place a trashing
When the cops showed up I had to eat all my drugs
A couple of the guys got the kiss their billy clubs
The rest of us got out through the basement door
I ran to the back and i dove into my car

[Chorus:]
We were drugged
Drugged and driving

We got away clean but I was feeling kind of strange
I just ate 25 speeders and I could feel the adrenaline
pumping through my veins like a burning fire straight to my brain
and then to tires of the car I was driving at sixty miles an hour
I stepped on the gas and went with the power
screaming like an angel of the devil
my friends are in the back and we're headed straight for hell

When you're on our roads you better keep on your toes
'cause we're gonna get you into our sights we're gonna track you down
'cause we're the demons of the underground caverns of lucifer
and when we get you under our hooves we'll trample you into the dirt
and tear your soul from your broken carcass and deliver it unto our lord
Posted: Jun 3, 2010 2:24 am
 
just drop off the key lee.
Posted: Jun 3, 2010 11:50 am
 
Just play insane, Jermain.
Don't wash your balls, Jamal
Take a nazi stance, Terrance
Or just stay feral, Darryl
Posted: Jun 3, 2010 11:59 am
 
I just fart a lot and make them leave.
Posted: Jun 3, 2010 10:33 pm
 
Rim the clitoris, boris
Fist my ass, alice
Suck my balls, lou rawls
Hum the tit, Schmidt
Stick it to the vagina, Carolina
Give the breast a cardiac arrest, beau geste
Ho's before bro's, you truckstop flo's
Work on yr blow job, rob
No more Cleveland tea bag, mr billy bragg
Posted: Jun 3, 2010 10:43 pm
 
don't use your tongue, son
Posted: Jun 4, 2010 8:30 am
 
Yeah!

Stop the cunnilingus, Charles Mingus
Posted: Jun 4, 2010 12:29 pm | Edited by: leftpeg
 
just drop off the key lee.
Wow! For 35 years I thought the lyric was "just drop off the quay Lee" you know, like take a long walk off a short pier.
Posted: Jun 5, 2010 12:26 pm
 
ha, Dayglow Abortins...Bought that at Underground Sounds!!! the first one when it was in an apartment upstairs!!! it still plays!!! even with the candle wax and god knows what ever elses is in those droves!!!
Posted: Jun 5, 2010 12:27 pm
 
that was supposed to say groves
Posted: Jun 5, 2010 12:30 pm
 
droves is funnier
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