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Posted: May 19, 2010 8:11 am
 
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/05/portland_pig_cook -off_followed.html

too many good elements to this one, pigs, overly precious chefs, magic gardens, tasers, pepper spray, broken legs...
Posted: May 19, 2010 8:34 am
 
this is B.S. and predictable in this town. And that's why the DA didn't prosecute.
Posted: May 19, 2010 8:37 am
 
"Food doesn't come from San Francisco, food comes from Portland."
Posted: May 19, 2010 8:55 am
 
Wow... precious indeed... woulda loved to have been at the Gardens to see that go down..."Food comes from Portland!"...."Yeah? Well you work at a restaurant called Thistle.....Ttthhhhhistle"....awesome..
Posted: May 19, 2010 9:16 am
 
"It was a fun event that went bummer."
Posted: May 19, 2010 9:45 am
 
foodhawk!
Posted: May 19, 2010 10:30 am
 
this is B.S. and predictable in this town. And that's why the DA didn't prosecute.


this town is a giant kindergarten of whining adolescent snots. mololla here I come.
Posted: May 19, 2010 10:44 am
 
or Ecstasy-cada?
Posted: May 19, 2010 11:24 am | Edited by: SSSSSSS
 
If hipsters are runnin' kitchens in McMinnville, surely Mollalla too any day now.

Looking at the mugshots again, I blame it on the beards.
Posted: May 19, 2010 11:40 am
 
HEE-HAW!!!
Posted: May 19, 2010 12:07 pm
 
The only thing missing is the recounting of the chase where cops on Segways pursued the visibly-metrosexual suspects on their fixies.
Posted: May 19, 2010 12:56 pm
 
I'm never eating another Po'land bacon donut again unless it comes with a sworn affidavit!
Posted: May 19, 2010 1:13 pm
 
Ha! Ha! They can eat shit. Gathered in Portland Parks from the assholes of Portland Pooches fed on Portland Pork. That's what I call Provenance.
Posted: May 19, 2010 1:35 pm
 
culinary student faggot
Posted: May 19, 2010 1:56 pm
 
"Together we are saving heritage breeds through eating."
Posted: May 19, 2010 2:08 pm
 
Thithle!
Posted: May 19, 2010 3:07 pm
 
The only thing missing is the recounting of the chase where cops on Segways pursued the visibly-metrosexual suspects on their fixies.

i wonder what that scenario would look like as a tom of finland sketch.
Posted: May 19, 2010 3:09 pm
 
SEXXY!!!
Posted: May 19, 2010 3:46 pm
 
well, come to think of it, it'd be pretty gay. not in the tom of finland "vein" of gay but in a portland foodie kind of gay.
Posted: May 19, 2010 3:48 pm
 
This shit is hilarious!
Posted: May 19, 2010 5:13 pm
 
Shit. Just posted the link in Food & Drink....Shoulda looked around first.....
Posted: May 19, 2010 5:16 pm
 
Someone took this shit to the next retarded level:

http://blogs.wweek.com/news/2010/05/19/food-fight-and-now-the-pig-figh t-shirt/

Who wants a commemorative t-shirt!
Posted: May 20, 2010 1:46 am
 
Yeah, this reeks of a publicity stunt. I'm half way tempted to come out of cooking retirement to get the opportunity to stab thistle guy. That's how shit used to get to get handled in Memphis kitchens. Can you imagine working with this jack off ..... Thistle should fire him the first chance they get,,, real culinary craftsmen i,e; chefs are emotionally controlled, masters of chaos and work too hard for such foolishness.
Posted: May 20, 2010 9:14 am
 
Yeah, this reeks of a publicity stunt

Kinda with you on this.
I guess the next time I get in a public brawl, I should spout several easily quotable aphorisms like this dude.
Posted: May 20, 2010 10:50 am
 
From W.Weekly

"I'm Oregon-centric, probably to a fault."
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