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Posted: Apr 29, 2010 7:19 pm
Whenever I'm constipated I put on some GG. I've come to believe that the sonic tone of GG Allin's voice loosens my bowels. I rarely throw his records on these days but when I do, I immediately have to go to the bathroom. Perhaps in the afterlife GG's good works with the substance made him a shoe in for the Patron Saint of Poop.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 7:23 pm
methinks Greg forgot to log out.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 7:38 pm
didn't you read what he just said? GG helps him to log out!
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 7:45 pm
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 7:54 pm
GG helps him to log out!

I bet he goes reptile style vs logs.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:12 pm | Edited by: greg O
I'm serious, I know it doesn't seem like a thread I would post. It's just true.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:17 pm
I bet he goes reptile style vs logs.

I'm sure there's a joke here somewhere about a Brown Paper Sack.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:19 pm
Greg, so what you're saying is that GG is your "Medication". You just put on some GG and "Let Yourself Go"?
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:23 pm
i think greg stepped in it with this one
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:38 pm
i think greg stepped in it with this one

He'll cry tonight, Bruce; he'll cry
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:49 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
it's a scumrock caca-funny!
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:54 pm
You're a scumrock caca
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 9:10 pm
Shoving a whole stick of margerine up my ass makes my constipated butthole slip sliding delicious, right before you taste my chocolate covered HPV.

Posted: Apr 29, 2010 9:16 pm
do you talk to your mother with that mouth?
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 9:40 pm
This rules.

Posted: Apr 29, 2010 9:56 pm
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 10:01 pm | Edited by: Womb Raider
my bowels were in a vacuum
my ass wanted to let free
time was of the essence
so I played some G.G.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 10:20 pm
he's gonna feel real good
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 10:21 pm
Rocky Rococco's pizza has the same effect on me. God forbid I ever do both at once while not already sitting on a toilet.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 11:03 pm
he's bored, so bored with doo doo
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 11:07 pm
constipation headache number 365
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 11:08 pm
Go Pill Pooper!
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 11:09 pm
this stench that's blown up between us caught me by surprise
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 11:10 pm
you got to shit it, shit it, shit shit shit it
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 3:18 am
does anyone know the lyrics to Tough Fuckin Shit?
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 4:13 am
what's next? greg fuckin' the dog?
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 6:54 am
what's next? greg fuckin' the dog?

I hope, but at least give Merle the reach arround.
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 7:01 am
Suck my ass it smells!!!
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 7:44 am
All I have by him is some Jabbers stuff. It helps put me in the mood to wear bandanas and spandex pants.
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 8:13 am
he's waiting for the day when he can poop again
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 8:56 am
Poopular Favorites.
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 6:33 pm
I always think of the story one of my old friends told me. He was living with Tad and Rey Washam in Seattle and got invited to see GG play with those guys cause they were playing. He wasn't that familiar with the "music" and brought a date. There was no second date.
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 6:59 pm
He was living with Tad and Rey Washam in Seattle

Posted: Apr 30, 2010 8:44 pm
Posted: Apr 30, 2010 10:31 pm
Greg ain't no sicko, there's just some poop in his head.
Posted: May 1, 2010 4:02 am
He was living with Tad and Rey Washam in Seattle

Posted: May 1, 2010 7:52 am
He wasn't that familiar with the "music" and brought a date. There was no second date.

Did GG ran away with his lady???
Posted: May 1, 2010 11:50 am
He wasn't that familiar with the "music" and brought a date. There was no second date.

Did GG ran away with his lady???

She probably got hit by a turd.
Posted: May 1, 2010 1:21 pm
Posted: May 2, 2010 11:59 am
dont be a GG and eat IT.
Posted: May 2, 2010 1:01 pm
Best tune to relax to is Duece.
Posted: May 2, 2010 1:04 pm
The funniest thing about that whole story is that my friend is a pretty regular guy that has always been involved in pretty incredible stuff. Knowing the kinds of women he dated I imagined a fresh out of law school in early 90's Seattle woman excited about some guy with musician roommates taking her to see a controversial performance. Then the night is endless bong rips with Tad, casual hard drug use and culminates in flying poo. Awesome. "I had a fun time tonite, buuuuttt...
Posted: May 2, 2010 6:28 pm
pretty regular guy
Posted: May 2, 2010 7:09 pm
Posted: May 2, 2010 8:51 pm
pretty regular guy
Never be constipated.

let yourself go
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