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Posted: Apr 27, 2010 3:48 pm
 
they hid it under a rock...or a mountain

Yeung Wing-Cheung, from the Noah's Ark Ministries International research team, said: "It's not 100 per cent that it is Noah's Ark, but we think it is 99.9 per cent that this is it."
Posted: Apr 27, 2010 8:20 pm
 
whatever, noah's ark is in a warehouse in oregon
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 1:36 am
 
wow, what an amazing story! it's hard to even imagine fitting 2 of EVERY single SPECIES of animal on one boat! and in those days, boats weren't the same as they are now. truly amazing.
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 12:13 pm
 
how do we know they got every bug on there? we're missing some bugs that god gave us, dammit!
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 12:15 pm
 
Stinkiest boat EVER!
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 12:31 pm
 
whatever, noah's ark is in a warehouse in oregon


or Wisconsin?
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 5:45 pm
 
Posted: Apr 28, 2010 8:25 pm
 
"evangelical archaeologists"

uh huh
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 8:42 am
 
That's bullshit, it's buried in a mound in Ireland just like all of the other christian antiquities King Arthur stole during the Crusades.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 11:10 am
 
I bet Noah fucked every hole he could find on that boat.

I would, and there wouldn't be any bullshit Humane Society to stop me either.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 11:18 am
 
"evangelical archaeologists"

Saw them at the Antenna in 87
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 1:29 pm | Edited by: Beer Joint
 
Yeah I bet there was a glory hole in every stall...like a Republican Convention.
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 2:32 pm
 
They saved Noah's ark...

If only they had done so with Lamont's truck
Posted: Apr 29, 2010 2:40 pm | Edited by: misslinda
 
Yeah I bet there was a glory hole in every stall...like a Republican Convention.

Why would there need to be a glory hole?
Noah could just suck their dicks infront of all the other animals, right before he fucked the next one in the ass.
There's no shame in that.
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