Posted: Mar 13, 2010 4:44 am
"...as useless as a pube on a bar of soap"
This phrase would connote a person who is lazy and/or ineffectual, please promote its use before you hear it in some shitty HBO series. It may be substituted for but will not replace the beloved phrase, "...as useless as chickenshit on pump handle." I realize that no one uses "bars" of soap anymore but I feel its context is universal.
"I'll be goddamned, I asked that fucking Likhan Ghosh to prepare the files today but he only did two; instead, he had three smokes without clocking out, even though he managed to send a dozen frivolous E-mails. That bastard is as useless as a pube on a bar of soap."