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Posted: Mar 5, 2010 1:12 pm
anyone else?
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 1:17 pm
I like motorcycles and skateboards.

They're not sports.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 1:19 pm
those are X-treme sports, Dude!!!
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 1:27 pm
i'm drinking mtn dew!!!
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 1:34 pm
I skipped phys. ed. to smoke in the parking lot.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 2:11 pm
I lub me some pro football.
I like me some pro heavyweight boxing.
Luge...not so much.
Baseball puts me to sleep.
Watersports can be fun with the right person.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 2:41 pm
Wes, are you a homosexual?
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 2:44 pm
Sports are alright, when you bet money on 'em and then you're on the right side of the bet...
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 2:51 pm
I wonder how much speed the average hockey player smokes. Anyone have the facts?

I actually do like hockey if I'm at the game.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 3:02 pm
i'm a boxing junkie.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 3:06 pm
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 3:06 pm
Sports are alright, when you bet money on 'em

Is this not the real and only reason for the very existence of pro sports?
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 3:34 pm | Edited by: Alisa
Is this not the real and only reason for the very existence of pro sports?

Is tennis a pro sport?
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 3:44 pm
Is tennis a pro sport?

uh, yeah - that one's all about sex, no?

Golf? - sorry in advance - I have no explanation.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 4:11 pm
Wes, are you a homosexual?

I see myself as straight but am not above cornholing a shemale on occasion
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 4:37 pm
Tennis is about sex?! Whoda thunk!!
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 4:58 pm
Tennis is about sex?! Whoda thunk!!

mmm, short skirts, firm thighs....
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 5:08 pm
i sooo hate sports! glad to say my man hates 'em too.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 6:35 pm
i sooo hate sports! glad to say my man hates 'em too.

My fiance and I dodged the superbowl like hootie and the blowfish.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 6:40 pm
raquetball is bad-ass
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 6:50 pm
raquetball is bad-ass

you just wanted to say ball and ass in the same sentence.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 7:54 pm
I hate basketball.
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 9:03 pm
I hate basketball.
fake punk
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 9:18 pm
Oh my God, I Am The Arm, I've got so much sporting love for you it hurts. I hate eating pixxa in bed when I know I could be with you. The time we spent together was so precious. I jjts want it again and again. I think I may have to come for you again. I love you. I'm drunk but llall this is true/
Posted: Mar 5, 2010 9:19 pm
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 12:30 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
Muddy swordfights?
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 1:46 pm
Tennis is about sex?! Whoda thunk!!

I have seen this movie! It's true. Movie is from the 70's...
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 1:51 pm
you hate sports but slamming's cool
look in the mirror and you'll see a fool
peace punk, preach punk
peace punk drop dead
don't you know we're sick of you
sick of you
sick of you
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 1:57 pm
bullfighting rules!
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 2:17 pm
Javelin, Shot Put, and Discus are the only sports
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 3:03 pm
I like the 3 legged sack races
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 3:07 pm
i've never even seen a three legged sack
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 3:46 pm

My fiance and I dodged the superbowl like hootie and the blowfish.

Yeah, we thought about going to Disneyland that day, cuz I heard that it's one of the slowest days, because everyone is watching the superbowl. I did a little research & found out that it's actually one of the busier days, as all the other sports haters bought in to that rumor too.
Posted: Mar 8, 2010 7:27 pm
Strange, I went to Blockbuster and had to wait in line to park...decided to get my grocery shopping done before the 4th quarter ended. Watched the goonies then mrs. doubtfire then the karate kid.

i've never even seen a three legged sack

Seriously? Damn...
Posted: Mar 10, 2010 12:22 pm | Edited by: jerryd
finch fighting, my favorite new bloodsport!
Posted: Jun 23, 2010 12:26 pm
Yay Blackhawks!
Yay Lakers!
Yay US Soccer Team!

Posted: Jun 23, 2010 12:29 pm
Yay Twins! Having the Twins in 1st place in the AL central has contributed immeasurably to my civic pride!
Posted: Jun 24, 2010 1:04 pm
I love football. Although my right knee and Ankle are pretty well FUBAR from playing, I love it.
I love Basketball. I am fat and white, so I was never any good, but growing up we had season tickets to the blazers, so I fell in love. My dad had great seats to the Grizz for a while, too.
I love baseball. I love the Twins and the Pirates. If Kirby Puckett had played for the pirates, just for one game, I may have been ready to die.
I love Soccer. I had a ton of friend play in high school, college and in the professional ranks. From that, I learned to love it.
Hockey, I can watch it.
Golf, its a fine sunday hangover veg out watch.
Bowling, I can watch it.

Yeah, well, pretty much anything but NASCAR is tolerable for me I guess.
Posted: Jun 24, 2010 1:37 pm
I hate sports talk. I also hate sports bars. And NASCAR. Living in Indianapolis, IN did it to me.
Posted: Jun 24, 2010 2:08 pm
Amen, Brother Turner.
Posted: Jun 25, 2010 3:28 pm
I hate hate...what happened to love? too cool
Posted: Jun 25, 2010 4:00 pm
I don't hate the player, I hate the game.
Posted: Jun 25, 2010 4:03 pm | Edited by: roche
I can appreciate the camaraderie w/ friends/fans of certain sports ... namely & mostly w/ hockey (Canadian) & the World Cup ((obviously) ... but for the most part, I just don't have the mental schedule to keep up w/ is basically other people's lives ...

So, when is y'all's 'irrelevant show in a city I'll never go' to gonna happen again?!?
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