best shit ever. Fuck Laundry.

it really is a miracle....not so great for fresh breath however

it won't get the skidmarks out of your jeans though.

skidmarks in jeans? YIKES.

The first time I ever saw Febreze, I went to my friends apartment ( she had a rottweiler). She opened the door when I got there, obviously high on marajuana, and said "I want to show you my favorite product in the world. IT'S FEBREZE!!".

Her place smelled like dank weed and laundry detergent instead of dog sweat.

skidmarks in jeans? YIKES.


cuz underwear is stupid.

used to use it every morn to get the cigarette stink off my jacket. now I the smell of it makes me nauseous. never again!