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Posted: Feb 17, 2010 2:07 am
 
is wearing a loincloth.

I don't think I'm watching The Mechanic any more.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 7:14 am
 
chaco country
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 7:25 am
 
Murder is only killing without a license!
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 10:26 am
 
dudes in turtleneck sweaters riding dirt bikes!
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 10:38 am
 
What-ah don't-ah you like-ah about Bronson's loin-ah cloth-ah?....

(thats supposed to be my typed-out equivalent to a Bronson impression - eh? eh?)
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 10:38 am
 
you know that talk is cheap and those rumors aren't nice
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 11:37 am
 
(thats supposed to be my typed-out equivalent to a Bronson impression - eh? eh?)
It came across a bit more Mark E. Smith.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 12:23 pm
 
I've come to the conclusion that if "Death Wish" isn't in the title, I just can't watch it.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 12:29 pm
 
I've come to the conclusion that if "Death Wish" isn't in the title, I just can't watch it.

Rolling Thunder disagrees with you.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 12:45 pm
 
Rolling Thunder disagrees with you.

So does The Magnificent Seven.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 12:51 pm
 
so does Slant Eyed Sluts #37
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 12:59 pm
 
isn't slant eyed sluts #37 subtitled asian death wish, or is that #27?
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 1:10 pm
 
whenever i try to hear bronson's voice i hear lastname doing his bronson impersonation instead. marginally more entertaining.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 1:28 pm
 
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 1:37 pm
 
Mandom might just be the best thing he ever did! House of Wax (as Charles Buchinsky) a close second.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 2:23 pm
 
I think Hard Times is my favorite Bronson movie....
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 4:59 pm
 
when i was a kid, if i'd complain about something in front of my stepdad he'd bust out with, "you don't know how lucky you have it! charles bronson? his mother made him WEAR LITTLE GIRLS DRESSES AS A BOY!! think about how that'd mess you up! you have it a hundred times better than charles bronson did, so you think about THAT next time you're complaining..."

i have no idea why that was his go-to cautionary tale, and i probably don't want to. plus, i was a little kid and had never seen a charles bronson movie.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 5:07 pm
 
I think Hard Times is my favorite Bronson movie....


word.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 5:39 pm
 
so does Slant Eyed Sluts #37

I didn't know Charlie was in that one.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 6:08 pm
 
I don't think I'm watching The Mechanic any more.
i've been wanting to see that.
on acid.
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 6:56 pm
 
Kinjite!
Posted: Feb 17, 2010 10:03 pm
 
ChiXpoXparty, I think your stepdad was trying to tell you that even if your Mom tries to turn you into a sissy you can still be tough.
Posted: Feb 18, 2010 1:19 am
 
ol boy is dead. RIP.
Posted: Feb 18, 2010 10:08 pm
 
I think Hard Times is my favorite Bronson movie....


word.


doubleword
Posted: Feb 18, 2010 11:24 pm
 
My fave Bronson films:
Once Upon a Time in the West
Magnificent 7
Dirty Dozen

My fave story about Bronson:
"Bronson had met British actress Jill Ireland when she was married to Scottish actor David McCallum. At the time, Bronson (who shared the screen with McCallum in The Great Escape) reportedly told him, "I'm going to marry your wife." Two years later, Bronson did just that."

That's balls.
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 1:46 am
 
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 3:20 am
 
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 5:44 am
 
Bronson's father died when Bronson was only 10, and he went to work in the coal mines. Initially Bronson worked in the office of a coal mine, later in the mine itself. He worked there until he entered military service during World War II. He earned $1 per ton of coal mined. His family was so poor that, at one time, he reportedly had to wear his sister's dress to school because he had nothing else to wear.
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 10:07 am
 
Death Hunt! Bronson and Lee Marvin blowing shit up in the Yukon.
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:01 am
 
Anybody seen the movie Bronson about the limey who they consider the most dangerous British prisoner in the system? Any good?
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:58 am
 
Death Hunt! Bronson and Lee Marvin blowing shit up in the Yukon.


Taking down a biplane from his snowshoes!
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