Posted: Feb 17, 2010 4:59 pm
when i was a kid, if i'd complain about something in front of my stepdad he'd bust out with, "you don't know how lucky you have it! charles bronson? his mother made him WEAR LITTLE GIRLS DRESSES AS A BOY!! think about how that'd mess you up! you have it a hundred times better than charles bronson did, so you think about THAT next time you're complaining..."
i have no idea why that was his go-to cautionary tale, and i probably don't want to. plus, i was a little kid and had never seen a charles bronson movie.