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Posted: Feb 7, 2010 12:18 am
The vagina, hands down.

Two thumbs up.
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 8:25 am
2nd Place: the Pie
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 8:33 am
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 10:13 am
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 11:28 am
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 11:29 am
damn you!
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 11:41 am
I'll put it wherever she likes it. no discrimination here!
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 12:11 pm
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 12:55 pm
My ex-wife. Oops...sorry I thought you said "ho".
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 2:17 am
the little hole that secretes mucous by your eye...then you wake up with eye boogers!!! FUN SHIT!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 2:21 am
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 10:58 am
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 11:30 am
NO love for the anus? Squares.
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 12:26 pm
The one where the toad goes.
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 2:11 pm
Live Through This
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 3:05 pm
the dick hole.
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 3:24 pm
"Second hole down from the back of the neck, son. That's the one you want."

Keith Richard's Father
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 3:30 pm
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 5:23 pm | Edited by: Cole
this thread is hard. Not alot of different holes out there. I'm creativly bankrupt.
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 5:37 pm
the rabbit hole...fun fun
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 5:40 pm
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 5:56 pm
Guess it's time for me to tell the story of Hasil Adkins' "Hair Hole."

I was 23 and it was my first time playing Maxwell's. Somehow, my punky-poppy band Rocketfuel had scored the opening spot for Hasil Adkins. I was pretty nervous and wanted to do everything right, so I showed up WAY early for soundcheck. No one else was there, so I sat in the back of the bar on the risers and pulled out a book.

I had never seen pictures of Hasil Adkins other than the young photos on the record I had, nor had I seen him perform, and I was probably high as a kite... so I was pretty creeped out when this older dude wearing a gold sequin women's butterfly shirt picked a spot about a foot and a half away from me on the empty bleachers in the empty room and sat down.

He sat and stared for a minute until Miriam Linna walked in and sat down between us. She introduced us. Hasil whispered something in her ear...

"Jahna," Miriam told me, "The Haze wants some of your hair." He piped up at that point, "for my hair hole!" Miriam explained that Hasil was collecting hair from pretty girls and keeping it in a hole in the floor of his trailer. I stammered something non-committal...

I have no idea whether or not they were pulling my leg or not, but they also told me that night that Hasil was signing the underside of drawers in every motel he stayed in so that he would leave something of himself behind that would stay there forever. Oh, and Billy told me that the day before, Hasil had opened and eaten the can of Campbells Soup that they had that had been signed by Warhol.
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 6:37 pm
WOW. Makes this whole stupid thread worthwhile.
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 6:42 pm
WOW. Makes this whole stupid thread worthwhile.

Fuckin A. Now THAT'S a story!

I'm partial to rabbit holes and black holes.
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 7:28 pm
Great Hasil Adkins story, but how has everybody forgotten corn hole?
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 7:39 pm
swimming. and i'm pretty sure corn was the hole sambeaux was talking about a few posts ago
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 8:19 pm
courtney love
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 8:44 pm | Edited by: Beer Joint
For a million dollars: What is a K-hole Mark Summers....take the fucking physical challenge your fuckin self
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 8:44 pm
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 8:50 pm
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 9:15 pm
Ace In The
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 10:54 pm
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 12:15 am
courtney love
hole lotta love
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 4:31 pm
Cubby holes.
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 5:06 pm
in my head
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 5:06 pm
Hole in the Ground, Oregon.

Not quite the Mima Mounds, but it'll do.
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 7:39 pm
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 8:07 pm
crucial hole, crucialdude!
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 8:41 pm
to hide in
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 8:53 pm
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 9:07 pm
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 9:34 pm
Lotta Rosie
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