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Posted: Feb 1, 2010 9:15 am
 
Oh, God, I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE department:
Many of y'all will remember the great video from the WTVA Mornin' Show in Tupelo when a couple performed the Breakfast Song, a catchy and infectious number that was a bounty of creativity, cleverness and soul:

If you haven't seen and heard this, put some joy in your life right now.

Now, to continue the Oh, God, I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE theme, here is
Jesus Christ Jail Bonds.
This is a real company. Watch their television commercial:

This is another one:

Here is proof it is a real company:
http://www.manta.com/c/mt9y562/jesus-christ-bail-bonds-inc


Speaking of pretty girls, note this one who has discovered the Breakfast song:
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 9:54 am
 
They prefer to be called "niggers." That's what they call each other.
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 1:58 pm
 
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 1:59 pm
 
black people are very awesome ( so is johnny rotten !)
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 6:22 pm
 
You're all goin' to HELL!
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 6:26 pm
 
Especially that lady from the breakfast song commentary.
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 7:12 pm
 
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 7:31 pm
 
No more crack
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 7:38 pm
 
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 10:40 pm
 
black people are very awesome ( so is johnny rotten !)

dogs are alright too
Posted: Feb 1, 2010 11:37 pm
 
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 1:00 am
 
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 1:16 am
 
Brad's negro must have just gotten fired from his job at the car wash.
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 6:39 am
 
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 10:36 am
 
I'd be pissed off too, I love fried chicken.
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 10:44 am
 
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 3:54 pm
 
Why do I want to hear Lux sing this?
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 3:55 pm | Edited by: littlemisslinda
 
No Mo Shoutnin' bred
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 5:07 pm
 
What makes you white people think us black people like any of you???
Posted: Feb 2, 2010 6:10 pm
 
you a honky lover. why you frontin'?
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 1:12 am
 
What makes you white people think us black people like any of you???
I like you Mickey.
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 12:48 pm | Edited by: Wanda Halbert
 
No mo' white folks
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 12:51 pm | Edited by: Wanda Halbert
 
What makes you white people think us black people like any of you???

I hate white people

Crack ass crackers
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 2:47 pm
 
Not a big fan of people. Period.
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 4:41 pm
 
I love black people too.







It's white people I can't stand!




You people suck!
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 4:51 pm
 
Oh boy
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 4:53 pm
 
I never gave a shit whether you liked me or not when you were chopping my cotton. Git er done!
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 9:04 pm
 
You haters all look alike to me.

Posted: Feb 3, 2010 9:10 pm | Edited by: Wanda Halbert
 
I never gave a shit whether you liked me or not when you were chopping my cotton. Git er done!

FUCK YOU, PUNK-ASS WHITE BOY!
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 9:13 pm
 
Best thread ever.
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 9:56 pm
 
Oh stop being so hypersensitive and insecure about your skin color and learn how to take a joke. It's 2010 for crying out loud. Go watch some Dave Chappelle and learn how to quit taking yourself so seriously. Get over it.
Posted: Feb 3, 2010 11:06 pm | Edited by: Rich Balls
 

It's white people I can't stand!




What about when black people sample the crappy white people?

(yeah, that's a WINGER sample)
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 1:49 am
 
That sucks too
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 1:54 am
 
I'm white by the way.

Wes, Dave Chapelle using humor to put a spotlight on a sensitive subject doesn't make you any less of a racist redneck.

Nice try though.

There's nothing for me to get over. I just enjoy calling out racist rednecks. It feels god.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 1:59 am
 
It also feels good.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 11:05 am
 
I'm white by the way.

Stupid white ass motherfucker
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 11:13 am
 
Damn Chico, where have you been? That video has been legendary for a while now...
(I will admit it, I actually performed on the Mornin' Show, back in the late 70s or early 80s.)
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 11:25 am
 
Redbone,

I wasn't talking to you when I said get over it.

using humor to put a spotlight on a sensitive subject doesn't make you any less of a racist redneck.

There you go assuming shit again. Some of my best friends are white.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 11:35 am
 
BTW the world needs more gutless white apologists. Somebody just called you a stupid white ass motherfucker LOL! Of course you're probably too ridden with "white guilt" to defend yourself and call out a black racist. Wouldn't be politically correct would it? You'll sit there and passively take it like a good little white boy. Grow some balls. Piss off.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 11:40 am
 
I'm surprised that none of you have used the term urban yet
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 6:19 pm
 
Hiding behind someone's name so you can spout vitriolic racist bullshit is pretty fuckin' cowardly "wanda."


Wes Memphis, you're not black. I know you. Stop bein' a dick. It only makes you look stoopider.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 7:15 pm | Edited by: Wanda Halbert
 
Hiding behind someone's name so you can spout vitriolic racist bullshit is pretty fuckin' cowardly "wanda."

I don't give a SHIT about your stupid white boy opinion, Opie.
Fuck YOU!!

pickle eyed, fool assed, white sonofabitch!
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 7:15 pm
 
my dads black...
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 7:20 pm | Edited by: Wanda Halbert
 
I thought a redbone was a nigga with red hair, and freckles all over his sissy punk ass.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 7:38 pm
 
andre williams is live on wfmu right now!
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 8:42 pm
 
Redbone,

Never said I was black. I said some of my best friends are white. You gotta quit assuming shit, LOL! OK, you guys have fun with this thread. I'm off it.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 8:48 pm
 
For all you white folks yacking about how much you love black people, pick real black people to like.


Here are the black people not to like:


Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton

Michael Vick
O. J Simpson
Any rapper
Dave Chappel
Beyonce
Kanye West
Usher
Ray J
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 9:20 pm
 
anybody else i shouldn't like? And who can i like?
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 9:25 pm
 
Here are the black people not to like:


Jesse Jackson
Al Sharpton

Michael Vick
O. J Simpson
Any rapper
Dave Chappel
Beyonce
Kanye West
Usher
Ray J


yeah, fuck those niggers.
Posted: Feb 4, 2010 11:18 pm
 
Any rapper
Fuck Off

The day I stop liking Chuck D or The Rza is the day I stop breathing.
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 1:28 am
 
"Damn Chico, where have you been? That video has been legendary for a while now...
(I will admit it, I actually performed on the Mornin' Show, back in the late 70s or early 80s.)"

"Many of y'all will remember the great video from the WTVA Mornin' Show in Tupelo..."
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 1:29 am
 
pickle eyed

I don't know what it means, but I like it.
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 1:55 am
 
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.."
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 1:59 am
 
I dreamed my life was over, I heard Saint Peter say

Today we're takin' on the niggers, you've gotta go the... other way

Then I heard the devil, he said "I heard what peter had to say"

"But I'm sorry to tell you son, today in hell... is nigger day"
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 12:08 pm
 
pickle eyed

I don't know what it means, but I like it.


http://old.nabble.com/attachment/20623096/5/image006.jpg
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 12:14 pm
 
I dreamed my life was over, I heard Saint Peter say

Today we're takin' on the niggers, you've gotta go the... other way

Then I heard the devil, he said "I heard what peter had to say"

"But I'm sorry to tell you son, today in hell... is nigger day"



Stupid ass faggot white boy!
Posted: Feb 5, 2010 5:44 pm
 
Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care
For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob
And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day

Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day
Posted: Feb 6, 2010 10:16 pm
 
Hiding behind someone's name so you can spout vitriolic racist bullshit is pretty fuckin' cowardly "wanda."

It's a Memphis thang and it's pretty fucking funny.
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 4:43 pm
 
I'm all too aware of the Memphis "thang." It's funny if you're a redneck bigot hiding behind Goner fan facade.
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 4:50 pm
 
I'm surprised a Memphian didn't kill MLK before James Earl Ray had the chance. This is the most hate filled town I've ever lived in....by a large margin.
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 9:24 pm
 
It's funny if you're a redneck bigot hiding behind Goner fan facade.

Nope, still funny.
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 10:08 pm
 
cute...but you do resemble that remark
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 10:49 pm
 
Nope.
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 11:01 pm
 
This is the most hate filled town I've ever lived in....by a large margin.

P.S. Move to Chicago.
Posted: Feb 8, 2010 12:02 am
 
I've lived in Chicago. Now you're just being ridiculous.
Posted: Feb 8, 2010 1:30 pm
 
P.S. Move to Chicago.

Uh, what now?! My dad has a friend from there who moved away shortly after the riots and hasn't been back since. Sweet lady, but that STILL-being-scared-of-black-folks part of her is some kinda ignorant bitch. You wanna see hateful, move to Philadelphia; could hardly move for that "brotherly love" going all upside my head

Here are the black people not to like:

And here's one to fucking well respect: Melvin "Where You Get That 'We' Shit?!" None More Valuable Van Peebles
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 12:28 pm
 
I'm white by the way.

Wes, Dave Chapelle using humor to put a spotlight on a sensitive subject doesn't make you any less of a racist redneck.

Nice try though.

There's nothing for me to get over. I just enjoy calling out racist rednecks. It feels god.





You're stupid.
You wanna "call out" whomever you accuse of being a redneck,but you don't like being called a "STUPID ASSED, PICKLE-EYED, FISH-EYED FOOL", and because you don't see the humor in it, makes it all the more entertaining.

It's sad when obvious humor has to be explained.
You are a MORON!
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 3:42 pm
 
Posted: Feb 9, 2010 4:34 pm
 
You really hurt me "Wanda." I don't like it when anonymous bigots call me names over the internet. It makes me sad.

It's nice to see I got you riled up though. Maybe you'll think before you type the next response........nah, who'm I kiddin'?
Posted: Feb 25, 2010 7:38 pm
 
Maybe you'll think before you type the next response........nah, who'm I kiddin'?

I just read this,

What the fuck am I supposed to think about?

FAGS?
Posted: Feb 26, 2010 12:50 pm
 
This is the most hate filled town I've ever lived in....by a large margin.

You should really get out more.
Posted: Feb 26, 2010 1:27 pm
 
This is the most hate filled town I've ever lived in....by a large margin.

You should really get out more.


It's his band they hate.
Posted: Feb 26, 2010 3:19 pm
 
what about the purple people? I really dig them a whole bunch
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