Posted: Jan 29, 2010 9:22 am
up to the minute word is that a LA man from Harahan, who goes by the name of King Louie, had the where-with-all to trademark any broadcasted images of suffering people with logos using a red and white color-combination. His lawyers have filed suit against CNN, and the Red Cross, as they have recently transgressed his trademark by benefiting themselves, and the people of Haiti. King Louis is able to establish his claim through delivering his accepted claim form (dated in 2006), and by the fact that he benefited first from these broadcasts, long before the people of Haiti, when FEMA sent him a trailer. King Louie is expected to win big, as a lot of money has been wrongfully collected for the people of Haiti off of his registered trademark. He intends to use all this money to buy the Saints after they win the super bowl, and secede from the NFL. The rest will be distributed equally among the citizens of the WHO DAT NATION, after he appropriates a dreamy guitar.