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Posted: Dec 30, 2009 3:52 pm
 
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 4:19 pm
 
AH! My eyes! That one in the red. Yikes.
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 4:28 pm
 
AH! My eyes! That one in the red. Yikes.

I guarantee that at the gathering of the juggalos, that chick got laid.
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 4:37 pm
 
I'm totally hot right now, thanks Dusty!!
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 4:44 pm
 
Cole - i was going to post that i bet all these girls had sex that night.
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 5:04 pm
 
Cole - i was going to post that i bet all these girls had sex that night.

bullshit. they were still wheezing into their inhalers.
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 5:22 pm
 
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huh?
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 5:49 pm
 
Another year, another juggalo thread!
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 5:52 pm
 
There's a "How to make the perfect omelette" in related videos. Dunno how.
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 6:25 pm
 
this is the only reason i come to goner anymore.
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 7:31 pm
 
i love this.
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 8:21 pm
 
Who the fuck uses the oven to make an omlette?
Posted: Dec 30, 2009 9:08 pm
 
you win!
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 1:54 am
 
it's only a matter of time before revisionist garage rockers wake up to the trash-rap steez
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 2:37 am
 
See there; now y'all see what we're workin' with over here- not "working with" in the Hank Ballard sense though (obviously?). Hoo-fuckin'-ray!! What little ICP I've heard was pretty fucking hilarious to me, but only in a this-really-sucks way. Time for a Faygo Red Pop now.
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 7:28 am
 
im totally going to this this year.
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 9:16 am
 
I'll start saving my urine in Faygo bottles for you, today.
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 9:22 am
 
just made a deposit in the spank bank.
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 9:24 am
 
Those "girls" look like the ones I see at Burer King.
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 10:06 am
 
misslinda's not down with the clown?
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 1:08 pm
 
Tried to get a Juggalo Haiku thread out of the last one. No takers.

Faygo in bottles
Sprayed on my friends in the woods
Miracle Whip good
Posted: Dec 31, 2009 2:36 pm
 
i saw than two slipknot shirts and bondage pants at the grocery store today. it's the same as icp, right? i really gotta start fitting in to this place.
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 10:12 pm
 
anyone read this guy's earlier posts?

http://thejuggalog.tumblr.com/

He was on tour selling merch for a couple months and talking shit about everything on his blog, 'til someone in the ICP org caught wind of it and made him take the good stuff down.

anyhow, there's still some good tidbits and photos and such. a lot is recycled from http://lookatthisfuckingjuggalo.tumblr.com/
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 10:56 pm
 
Thanks for that link. That blog is funny as hell and disturbing at the same time.
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 10:57 pm
 
Yeeah matt remember were going!!!!that and redneck baseball
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:03 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:10 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:12 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:23 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:25 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:27 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:29 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:32 pm
 
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:34 pm
 
that kid is rad as fuck
Posted: Jan 1, 2010 11:37 pm
 
Nice.
Posted: Jan 2, 2010 1:25 am
 
a lot is recycled from http://lookatthisfuckingjuggalo.tumblr.com/

'Diaper Fox Juggalo' fucking kills me.
Posted: Jan 2, 2010 6:47 am
 
Posted: Jan 2, 2010 3:01 pm
 
I think court-ordered vasectomies should be given serious concideration.
Posted: Jan 2, 2010 3:39 pm
 
A whole culture that makes the Grateful Dead look like the best thing that ever happened.
Posted: Jan 2, 2010 7:18 pm
 
cool
Posted: Jan 2, 2010 8:26 pm
 
Bazooka Joe's DOPE-ASS SUV
Posted: Jan 3, 2010 2:06 pm
 
A whole culture that makes the Grateful Dead look like the best thing that ever happened.

It's TRUE
Posted: Jan 3, 2010 2:18 pm
 
Thank you for that.

Let's get married Juggalo style at the Church of Elvis (PDX RIP) by a Jerry Garcia clone and toast to the occaision with Faygo, maybe eat some celery sandwiches afterwords.
Posted: Jan 14, 2010 1:21 pm
 
Let's get married Juggalo style at the Church of Elvis (PDX RIP) by a Jerry Garcia clone and toast to the occaision with Faygo, maybe eat some celery sandwiches afterwords.

no
Posted: Jan 14, 2010 1:52 pm
 
Church of Elvis is back in bidness!
Posted: Jan 14, 2010 1:54 pm
 
I shall NOT attend.
Posted: Jan 15, 2010 8:31 am
 
It was just a bad joke.

Besides, the Church of Elvis is long gone.
Posted: Jan 17, 2010 8:23 pm
 
it's difficult to take one seriously on this message board, good LORD!
Posted: Jan 17, 2010 8:30 pm | Edited by: The Troll
 
Church of Elvis is long gone.

No, it's not. You best get your walking shoes on and goes and investigates!
Posted: Jan 18, 2010 12:33 pm
 
Well I'll be...
Posted: Jan 18, 2010 3:08 pm
 
You best get your walking shoes on and goes and investigates!


No thank you.
I can just listen to an Elvis record BY MYSELF, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
Posted: Jan 18, 2010 7:12 pm
 
there was a chick at the grocery store the other day who was buying food with govt assistance and she had, tattooed on her chest, two hatchet men running at eachother with a big heart and the word "love" between them.
Posted: Jan 18, 2010 10:05 pm
 
Was she pregnant?
Posted: Jan 18, 2010 10:36 pm
 
Would post the link to the vid of the juggalo baby funeral, but am too lazy...
Posted: Jan 27, 2010 1:06 am
 
Posted: Jan 27, 2010 6:47 am
 
I don't care if Jimmy Hart is in it or not. Juggalo Cowboys? No thanks.
Posted: Jan 27, 2010 1:56 pm | Edited by: Beer Joint
 
I've met the manager of ICP he has some stupid/cool stories.

He has one about a concert promoter not wanting to pay the band in Atlanta, so when they complain the promoter tried to get them to go in a back room so his thugs could rough them up.....I can't make the story cool or funny, but I was so drunk when he told me about it I laughed my ass off.
Posted: Jan 27, 2010 3:50 pm
 


Ahh, to be in the theater for such a release...
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