AH! My eyes! That one in the red. Yikes.

AH! My eyes! That one in the red. Yikes.

I guarantee that at the gathering of the juggalos, that chick got laid.

I'm totally hot right now, thanks Dusty!!

Cole - i was going to post that i bet all these girls had sex that night.

Cole - i was going to post that i bet all these girls had sex that night.

bullshit. they were still wheezing into their inhalers.

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huh?

Another year, another juggalo thread!

There's a "How to make the perfect omelette" in related videos. Dunno how.

this is the only reason i come to goner anymore.

i love this.

Who the fuck uses the oven to make an omlette?

you win!

it's only a matter of time before revisionist garage rockers wake up to the trash-rap steez

See there; now y'all see what we're workin' with over here- not "working with" in the Hank Ballard sense though (obviously?). Hoo-fuckin'-ray!! What little ICP I've heard was pretty fucking hilarious to me, but only in a this-really-sucks way. Time for a Faygo Red Pop now.

im totally going to this this year.

I'll start saving my urine in Faygo bottles for you, today.

just made a deposit in the spank bank.

Those "girls" look like the ones I see at Burer King.

misslinda's not down with the clown?

Tried to get a Juggalo Haiku thread out of the last one. No takers.

Faygo in bottles
Sprayed on my friends in the woods
Miracle Whip good

i saw than two slipknot shirts and bondage pants at the grocery store today. it's the same as icp, right? i really gotta start fitting in to this place.

anyone read this guy's earlier posts?

http://thejuggalog.tumblr.com/

He was on tour selling merch for a couple months and talking shit about everything on his blog, 'til someone in the ICP org caught wind of it and made him take the good stuff down.

anyhow, there's still some good tidbits and photos and such. a lot is recycled from http://lookatthisfuckingjuggalo.tumblr.com/

Thanks for that link. That blog is funny as hell and disturbing at the same time.

Yeeah matt remember were going!!!!that and redneck baseball

that kid is rad as fuck

Nice.

a lot is recycled from http://lookatthisfuckingjuggalo.tumblr.com/

'Diaper Fox Juggalo' fucking kills me.

I think court-ordered vasectomies should be given serious concideration.

A whole culture that makes the Grateful Dead look like the best thing that ever happened.

cool

Bazooka Joe's DOPE-ASS SUV

A whole culture that makes the Grateful Dead look like the best thing that ever happened.

It's TRUE

Thank you for that.

Let's get married Juggalo style at the Church of Elvis (PDX RIP) by a Jerry Garcia clone and toast to the occaision with Faygo, maybe eat some celery sandwiches afterwords.

Let's get married Juggalo style at the Church of Elvis (PDX RIP) by a Jerry Garcia clone and toast to the occaision with Faygo, maybe eat some celery sandwiches afterwords.

no

Church of Elvis is back in bidness!

I shall NOT attend.

It was just a bad joke.

Besides, the Church of Elvis is long gone.

it's difficult to take one seriously on this message board, good LORD!

Church of Elvis is long gone.

No, it's not. You best get your walking shoes on and goes and investigates!

Well I'll be...

You best get your walking shoes on and goes and investigates!


No thank you.
I can just listen to an Elvis record BY MYSELF, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

there was a chick at the grocery store the other day who was buying food with govt assistance and she had, tattooed on her chest, two hatchet men running at eachother with a big heart and the word "love" between them.

Was she pregnant?

Would post the link to the vid of the juggalo baby funeral, but am too lazy...

I don't care if Jimmy Hart is in it or not. Juggalo Cowboys? No thanks.

I've met the manager of ICP he has some stupid/cool stories.

He has one about a concert promoter not wanting to pay the band in Atlanta, so when they complain the promoter tried to get them to go in a back room so his thugs could rough them up.....I can't make the story cool or funny, but I was so drunk when he told me about it I laughed my ass off.

Ahh, to be in the theater for such a release...