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Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:55 am
 
I preciate ya...for the fact, that you Muddy Spear, bought me, Dutch Hercules, a hamburger during the Goner Fest 4. This, ladies and gentlemen is a true human being....words cannot describe the emotions I felt during this transaction...A genuine member of Great Britain...a True Englishman...a swell guy. And now, more good links to boobs and porn!!!
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:55 am
 
Hear hear. Feelin the love.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:57 am
 
A total ramblin bloke.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 3:57 am
 
By the way, greetings back from Justin!!!
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 4:27 am
 
he's the tops
but I'm tanked and tits up
I'm chuffed that this chutney ferret loves my ring piece
and this old fruit loves his john thomas
no trouser action, ya wank stains
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:07 pm
 
He's okay I guess. I really have no opinion one way or the other.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 5:55 pm
 
Ive only met him once..
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 6:47 pm
 
I like M Spear's posts. I like, Brad X's posts, too.
Not so crazy about Scott Rogers' posts. They're 'tarded.
Bruce's posts make me want to stab and icepick in Cort's eye.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 7:49 pm
 
that fag is tall as fuck.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 8:06 pm
 
He can sure put down a few crif dawgs tho!
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 8:48 pm
 
he has cock blocked me more times than i care to count. one time in my own bedroom. goddamn that place on augusta without a bedroom door.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 8:58 pm | Edited by: dtrain
 
He has a "cockney" accent ! Haww!
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 8:58 pm
 
Prince among men, stayed in my home. Was tidy and polite.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 9:09 pm
 
stayed in two of my homes, multiple times. decent fellow, would put him up again no questions asked.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 10:50 pm
 
Actually, I never met him. I lied.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 7:32 am
 
Have you ever used an internet via your flat mate's Nintendo Wii 'cause you didn't wanna sit in the hot library where the ugly 19yr old gets her arse out? It's not that horrible, although I tried to type, 'Thanks for being nice and everything, ya pricks', but just ended up throwing Francis Harold and the Holograms at eric o's head. I tried to piss on peepstemple's Gonerfest VI Reatards' guitarist, and he just ended up kicking me in the cock. The last Wii post took me 9mins, and it was pretty short. I think this one's a little longer, and my flat mate just told me about the blood test she had this morning. Now it's time to get the Baron of Love to verbally abuse me. Do I have to shake the hand controller vigourously? R.I.P. Lui. X
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 7:32 am
 
20mins. Not bad.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 8:06 am
 
Just found out that I'm eligible for a tax refund of 358.18 'cause I worked in the Civil Service for less than two years. I could transfer it to another pension scheme within another Civil Service job, but I'm not gonna get another Civil Service job. Are there any good shows in New Orleans next week? I know I just missed a birthday bash over there. I'd look myself, but it's a bit hard on your flat mate's Wii.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 11:48 am
 
If you'd taken me up on my offer of my old computer, you'd have saved all that time.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 12:01 pm
 
Yeah! Brit correspondent!

you haven't mentioned snogging yet...
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 12:10 pm | Edited by: Womb Raider
 
Are there any good shows in New Orleans next week?

Lots going on over halloween weekend & beyond. come on down! I'll just paste it from the upcoming shows thread:

Thursday 10.29
The Saint
Asspiss
S.M.U.T.
Stressbomb
Necrohippies
and at Midnight...
Hades Night!
with Damage Cases (Motorhead cover band)

Friday 10.30
Saturn Bar
The Trashies (Seattle)
Tacocat (Seattle)
Die Rotzz
The Poots
11 Blade

Saturday 10.31
Saturn Bar
Secret Headlining Band
King Louie's Missing Monuments
Makeshift Lover
Bastard Sons of Marvin Hirsch
Early Show doors at 7pm...Ends at 10!
For Real!

Brown Eyed Jack's
Quintron and Miss Pussycat
The Buttons
Super Nice Brothers

Sunday 11.01
Saturn Bar
Dark Castle
Atlas Moth
Across Tundras
Serpent Throne
High Priest (featuring Rudy)

Monday 11.02
Saturn Bar
Ghost Knife (Austin...members of J. Church and Riverboat Gamblers), Surfer Blood (Florida)
Go Blind (Missouri)
Statutory Triangle

Tuesday 11.03
Saturn Bar
Yussuf Jerusalem (France)
Thomas Function (BAMA)
King Louie's One Man Band

Thursday 11.04
Saturn Bar
Lovvers (England)
An Albatross
Dark Meat
Microshards
People & Folk

Friday 11.05
Spellcaster Lodge
King Khan & BBQ Show
Those Darlins
King Louie's Missing Monuments
Sex Hex

Saturday 11.06
Saturn Bar
Shapes Have Fangs (Austin)
Apache Dropout (Indiana)
Bipolaroid
The Bellys (Shreveport)
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 12:12 pm
 
Can your mosquito bites get infected by snogging during Gonerfest? I'm still suffering a month later. I like to turn the hot water up to 52 and really blast them. I hoovered my mattress for the second time a few days ago 'cause fresh bumps are arising. Hopefully Dr. Shivangi Thakore will help me tomorrow. I'll be there at 15:25 if anyone wants to hang out...
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 1:09 pm
 
Is the Hi Ho or Ho Hi bar still around?
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 4:16 pm
 
muddy spear = a brown turd (?)

that's the joke, right?
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 4:17 pm
 
Like me = dicks balls
I guess the jokes never stop. just ask "Riggler"
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 4:21 pm
 
You're a regular Henny Youngman.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 4:31 pm
 
ba doom chhh!
Posted: Oct 28, 2009 6:29 pm
 
Speaking of generous blokes, Guy gave me a veggie burger at the BBQ after the 2005 Blackout. He later put me up this year.
Posted: Oct 28, 2009 7:02 pm
 
mosquito bites get infected by snogging

Am I to understand someone was licking your nipples?
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 7:52 am
 
I have bites on my ankles, back, side-back, right lower thigh, hands and forehead. I don't have any on my cock'n'balls. I only had about three true blackout moments, so the person licking me, like most people, either hates Englishmen's bits, or has a fetish for tall, skinny, tired, useless eating, Goner Board-writing Brit-boys' ankles, backs, side-backs, right lower thighs, hands and foreheads.

Either that, or Guy is actually a 6ft+ canine with fleas, disguised as a Kung-Fu fighting, punk rock hosting, slightly-balding (but still great looking), Hygiene playing, ferret-fucking, fucking organic shopping (vegan loving?), anal porn loving, UK distro giving total dude with the biking skills of a bike-forum-writing hipster.
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 10:23 am
 
Starting to despise him. Probably overexposure.
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 11:39 am
 
Muddy Spear rules. I spent a great day out with him once where we went to the U.K.'s tallest and longest aqueduct in northern Wales. I met his mum too, Mrs. Spear. They like their tea very weak.
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 11:49 am
 
Can your mosquito bites get infected by snogging during Gonerfest? I'm still suffering a month later. I like to turn the hot water up to 52 and really blast them. I hoovered my mattress for the second time a few days ago 'cause fresh bumps are arising. Hopefully Dr. Shivangi Thakore will help me tomorrow. I'll be there at 15:25 if anyone wants to hang out...

Nothing in these sentences make any sense. Snogging, fresh bumbs are arising, hot water up to 52, there at 15:25, if anyone wants to hang out...

I like Muddy alot. He doesn't "fancy" jokes, though.
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 11:54 am
 
hot water up to 52
celsius
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 12:02 pm
 
I don't believe in celsius.
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 12:06 pm
 
up is down, what? what?
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 12:15 pm
 
muddy spear = a brown turd (?)


i always thought it meant a dick after it's fucked a dirty butt. muddy spear.

hey muddy, you sure it ain't bedbugs, yo!?
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 12:19 pm
 
He lives in England.
I suspect witchcraft.
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 3:03 pm
 
His unfavorables are way up. Hillary Clinton is more popular than him and would likely win in a Presidential run-off. I'd advise him to go back into hiding until the whole backlash passes over.
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 6:07 pm
 
Sorry Jack, I only like Finnish jokes now. Your delivery was good though, and your beard looked pretty funny. Maybe next time.
Posted: Oct 30, 2009 12:56 pm
 
Either that, or Guy is actually a 6ft+ canine with fleas, disguised as a Kung-Fu fighting, punk rock hosting, slightly-balding (but still great looking), Hygiene playing, ferret-fucking, fucking organic shopping (vegan loving?), anal porn loving, UK distro giving total dude with the biking skills of a bike-forum-writing hipster.

Indeed he is. Damn I miss those sexy ferrets of his.
Posted: Oct 30, 2009 1:24 pm
 
Just rid your self of ALL bits, Muddy, all the naughty ones.
Posted: Oct 31, 2009 4:17 pm
 
I really can't argue with any of the above.
Posted: Oct 31, 2009 6:13 pm
 
dick after it's fucked a dirty butt.

That's what I always though too.
Posted: Aug 27, 2018 4:06 pm
 
MUDDY!
Posted: Aug 30, 2018 1:35 am
 
stayed in two of my homes, multiple times. decent fellow, would put him up again no questions asked.

Still stands.
Posted: Sep 9, 2018 10:38 pm
 
RIP Chris. Forever in our hearts.
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