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Posted: Oct 22, 2009 11:14 am
i'm in pain. gonna go across the street to the gas station and get me some chili cheese dogs. YEAH!
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 11:14 am
and i'm gonna go to the tattoo shop down the street and give them some sonic chicken 4/ tunnel of love flyers. ALRIGHT!
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 11:33 am
a bunch of beer, rum, 2 mini pizzas, partying with jail&the mojomatics and some more beer made me feel like shit this morning.
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 11:58 am
get a tattoo of a chili cheese dog!
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 11:58 am
i just stayed up and made a couple jamaican ska/ rocksteady/ reggae mix cd's. 8 beers, four or five jack and cokes and a half pack of ciggarettes. still haven't left for the chili dogs. i better eat sometihng.
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 12:10 pm
8 beers, four or five jack and cokes and a half pack of ciggarettes.

hit the lotto or somethin?
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 12:36 pm
made a couple jamaican ska/ rocksteady/ reggae mix cd's.
send me one, i'll send you a drawing of a chili cheese dog!
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 12:57 pm
dogs downed. will send you copies anyway :)
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 2:00 pm
Next time you really want a hangover, like a proper, shame inducing drunk, "I think I ingested Tuffy the toilet bowl cleaner and he is beating his way out of my skull and someone fed me ipecac" hangover, hit up Boscos and get pigged on about 8 pints. You will never forget it and never make the same mistake again. If they have the old fool on tap, have five.
Posted: Oct 22, 2009 11:45 pm
im sooo fuked uuuup! dallastown halloween pardae was tonihjt and i made anudda mix disc. fuckinfwasted! guess i better go tobed uuuuugh
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 12:08 am
Bazooka's last 12 hours make my life seem drab and unenjoyable.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 8:28 am
oh yeah? well i'm hungover again and in two and a half hours i'll be going to my glamorous job at the grocery store.

at least i found a package of white castle cheeseburgers in my freezer last night!
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 9:25 am
i found a package of white castle cheeseburgers in my freeze

the second to next best thing to being there.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 9:27 am
The next best thing to being there is boobs.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 9:42 am
I need a good drunk. I haven't had one in a couple months.
For instance, a friend of mine was in vegas for a bachelor party last weekend and was escorted out of Club Moon at the Hard Rock on a gurney.
Yes, a fucking gurney.
I need THAT kinda drunk.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 3:33 pm
Bazooka Joe works in a grocery store?
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 3:49 pm
Bazooka Bag Boy!
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 4:00 pm
No wonder he's drinking so much.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 4:11 pm
Like you guys never worked in a grocery store.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 6:11 pm
i wish i was working anywhere else right now. i'll bag groceries. and soccer moms.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 7:23 pm
i'll be going to my glamorous job at the grocery store.

I thought you worked at a radio station? Grocery store?? ...woah...
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 9:12 pm
quit the station. i sling vittles to hilbillies with food stamps now.
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 9:39 pm
why would you quit a radio station(being a dj and all) to work at a vegetable store? I don't get it....oh well...

Start your own station! Pirate radio!
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 10:50 pm
Live from the Produce Section!
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 1:20 am
up next, jolly green giant, by don and the goodtimes
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 8:10 am
special guests.....


Posted: Oct 24, 2009 9:10 am
i work in the meat dept sometimes too. i always get "butchers floor" by the necessary evils in my head when i'm there.
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 11:35 am
i would too if i were standing next to a big ole pile of meat.
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 12:39 pm
dcr be killin it! goddamn, shaftman!
Posted: Oct 24, 2009 1:10 pm
i guess as the gonerboard kostanza, i'm out!
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:05 pm
Haven't had a beer in almost 2 weeks. Messed up.
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 1:45 pm
I've been pretty delinquent about drinking as well.

Thats all gonna change come wed when the Yanks start the series...

Go Yanks!
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 2:56 pm
Like you guys never worked in a grocery store.

I'll admit it. I worked as a cashier at the A & P in Provincetown, MA (my hometown) for a winter when I was 23. Wasn't the worst job I have ever had, by a long shot. Although I did dream vegetable & fruit codes that I had memorized for years after...

Anyway, go Joe!
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 3:26 pm
my first job was at easy way
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 10:10 am
Something tells me this is gonna push back the release date for Ooga Booga.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 10:27 am | Edited by: bazooka joe

working on it. got just about everything written, just gotta do the layout and print it. gonna be great with lots of outdated record reviews.

but... the first two releases on black gladiator are being mastered right now!

Posted: Oct 26, 2009 10:49 am
I was a bag boy at Kroger in Jackson TN for Job #1 when I was a freshman in college. I went to a small school, so I could play football and have a job without getting the NCAA all in a tizzy. Thank you, Lambuth and NAIA.
My second Grocery store gig was at Seessel's in Germantown. I was the Asst. Front end Manager when I quit. I quit for no good reason, but I was 24 and thought I was the shit. I found out otherwise.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 11:01 am
i have a chili hangover. 6 hour classic country spin + 21 pot chili cookoff yesterday.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 11:13 am
i'm too old to be working at a grocery store, given my qualificiations. it's hard when you move to a town with a population of 4,000 during a recession. oh yeah, i walk two miles to get there everyday. gotta do what ya gotta do they say...
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 6:01 pm
You should go back to living off Xteene's parents full time. Obviously this trying to make it on your own thing isn't working out.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 6:33 pm
thanks pal, i'll think about it.
Posted: Oct 26, 2009 6:51 pm
i walk two miles to get there everyday

no way! I know you have a car!
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