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Posted: Oct 13, 2009 1:58 pm
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:05 pm
Thank you.
I just sent this to my pet rescue friend.
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:28 pm
wait...what?? how...huh?
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:37 pm
from their twitter...
If you must put pants on your dog, make sure they are not too tight.
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:49 pm
After undergoing two life changing surgeries in 2008 he has found new meaning to his life and a new motivation to care for pets.

Through an all inclusive neutering procedure Chuck was able to give Dan a wonderful gift that has allowed him to make his relationship with Barbara more exciting.

So...does Dan now have Chuck's nuts? ...is that what I'm reading?
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:50 pm
I think Dan has Chuck's winkie.
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 2:53 pm
all inclusive neutering procedure
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 3:00 pm
so was dan a danielle at one time?? the use of the word partner, and the life changing operation makes it sound like it.
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 3:01 pm
that was my take on it
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 3:41 pm
Will wonders never cease?!
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 3:47 pm
I wonder how you find a doctor to surgically attach a dog's thingie to a person.
Well...I have spent some time in Augusta.
So maybe it's not that far fetched.
(Get it...FETCHED!)
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 4:18 pm
there's a lipstick joke here somewhere.
Posted: Oct 13, 2009 5:41 pm
I think Dan and Barbara are the same person- just put a goatee on Barbara and they're twins!
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 9:42 am
A goatee and a dog cock.
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 11:00 am
I bet it's foreskin reattachment.
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 1:55 pm | Edited by: Scott
You're a foreskin.
Posted: Oct 14, 2009 7:54 pm
"Chuck" looks suspiciously like my dog. What the hell's going on here?
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 12:04 pm
What exactly were you looking for, Bruce, when you "came" across this website?
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 11:04 pm
does anyone actually believe this is anything but a good old laugh riot akin to bonsai kitten or that kid up in the ballon?
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 11:16 pm
does anyone actually believe this is anything but a good old laugh riot akin to bonsai kitten or that kid up in the ballon?

i believe this is 100% real. who wouldn't use a kitten as a bra pad? and who among us hasn't dumped a plate of spaghetti over our dog's head at least once?
Posted: Oct 16, 2009 1:00 am
Hell I don't blame Barb. Having a chick around the house with a beard and a dog's dick has gotta have its advantages. I'm just not sure what.
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