Posted: Oct 16, 2009 11:07 am
I've always been pretty good with children (and dogs*), and Jo Frost recently taught me some of the essentials of dealing with unruly kids, which is something I may have struggled with. It's fun playing around with kids, teaching them magic tricks and how to dance the boogaloo, but when they're screaming in your face, you gotta know what to do, right?
I can't promise I could teach them much, apart from a short history of snooker and its personalities, maybe, but I could probably do away with the boogeyman, and keep them safe until an adult came home.
(*See Victoria Stilwell
for advice on dealing with dogs that people have fucked up. She's hot, and she's more than likely to bring up that always-awkward moment of wrapping a leash around the neck of the woman you love before they do.)