Posted: Oct 8, 2009 3:06 am
here is one i can help out with:
13If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
16And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
13 if you are a woman and still live with dad, you had better not be out fucking. 14 God doesnt care if you got knocked up with a bastard child or not, you're gonna get stoned. 15 in fact, that is the lesson of this story. 16 abortion is fine as long as the slut mother dies too. 17 also, jew women are kinda like 18 DVD's, once ya open it, 19 NO RETURNS ACCEPTED. 20 cant forget to mention jews keep their childrens marriage blood sheets or something. 21 pretty sure they eat babies too.