ok so I thiught it was just me because I don't know the guy personally but is he an obnoxious cunt all the time? just his demeanor aggravated me at gf6.

the obnoxiousness wouldve been fine if they didnt suck it so hard. hey, tell everyone to fuck off, be a prick, whatever, but when its time to play your songs, play the shit outta 'em. reatards at gonerfest straight up sucked it, if the records had sounded anything like that live "performance" noone would give a shit about him. take away the music and all you have is a bratty little shithead acting like a fuckface.

Hate to say I told you so but...

...But in there day the TARDS were totally at the top of there game live. ANYONE WHO WAS THERE COULD NEVER FORGET THAT!!! Juat sayin'

Wow. Never checked out Pitchfork before. Did you know Peter Hook forged Ian Curtis's autograph? And The Wavves and Black Lips are in a fight! How come there aren't any King Louie updates on there? Ftw.

well brad, like the pitchfork said he's looking for a new band. here's your chance...or is this the "busy season" for pizza delivery?

that would be excellent if brad played with the tard.

i wonder if the quitting has anything to do with jay pissing on shawn during their set...

I'm sure Gonerfest UNDID THEM!

Nice video of Bully photoing.
Sloppy stage dive.

i wonder if the quitting has anything to do with jay pissing on shawn during their set...


HAHAHAHA! Now that's comedy.

the backing back for solo Jay is not the band that played at GF6.

Okay so he's a cunt, but I didn't hear my first Reatards song and say "This guy sounds like a real nice dude, i think i'll continue listening." I said "This guy sounds pissed and it kicks ass." He's done shit i don't like, but honestly if we didn't buy the records and go to the shows he wouldn't have a band to ditch.

I wonder when he's going to kill himself and finish his legacy, biopic in 2015 starring one of the Jonas brothers as Jay!

I vote Andrew WK with a body wave for the biopic

He'd have to unbuff a little, tho.

CAST YOUR JAY REATARD BIOPIC!!!!

That would be better than fantasy football. Fantasy biopic casting director.

I got dibs on John Waters for Obama.

Okay so he's a cunt, but I didn't hear my first Reatards song and say "This guy sounds like a real nice dude, i think i'll continue listening."

Well, that's the Reatards. The solo Jay Reaturd stuff is much different and he's still a cunt.

Reatards rule!

ALBUNDY RULES!!!!

I am upset to find out that Jay twits like Oprah

I am upset to find out that Jay twits like Oprah


You mean she doesn't know how to spell either?

well brad, like the pitchfork said he's looking for a new band. here's your chance...or is this the "busy season" for pizza delivery?

i havent been a delivery driver since april.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oweXYLB37A&feature=player_embedded
thats the reatards i remember. why is everyone complaining? you didn't actually expect them to finish a set, did you?

I am upset ya'll know how oprah twitters and can compare the two....jays more fun then the rest of you garage whigger

i havent been a delivery driver since april.


well there ya go. you're jobless now. what else you got to lose? show the world how its done in brad!

yeah I watch oprah since all my patients at work do
ps do not bring fireworks to my wedding

\\\\\\\"Band quit! Fuck them! They are boring rich kids who can\\\\\\\'t play for ahit anyways ... Say hello to your ugly and boring wifes opps I mean lifes guys suck it.\\\\\\\"

For a while I sort of though of him as the Ignatius J. Reilly of punk, but the above twitter quote changed my mind. Brad X on the other hand...

Saw Reatards at SXSW where Jay was super cool and the Tards kicked hella ass.

I predict Jay and Brad and Louie start a southern christian rawk band.

Now THAT would be news!

I promise to behave myself...I swear. Man I know its jason watching oprah...I can see it now. Probably watching trueblood,the whole lot of em as well.

I promise to not blow up,throw flour sugar coffee bombs,smash records,piss in,burn,shut down,wear daisy dukes,raid your clothes closet,bring a watermelon try to find a bunny to kill or kill anything...and whatever else you maybe worried about..that's part of my wedding gift to to two, haha

Ignatius J. Reilly of punk

this offends my sensibilities...

Tags: Beef, Gossip, Jay Reatard

oh lawd...my ship has come in

ain't doing nothing for the next 50 years and I can irritate with the best of em

Ignatius J. Reilly of punk

Wasn't that Wesley Willis?

...But in there day the TARDS were totally at the top of there game live. ANYONE WHO WAS THERE COULD NEVER FORGET THAT!!! Juat sayin\\\'

No shit.

well this news comes right after the set in baltiore when he had to follow nobunny. what a mistake. talk about somebunny being at the top pf their game. jay was insignificant next to the rabbit with the habit. i didn't even stick around for jays set. me and mr. long ears were siting i his van sharing a bowl and having some real talk, and when i got back, jay's set was over and all i heard is that it was totally boring. i don't wanna sound presumptous, but maybe he's had his time? i don't give a fuck who you are, you cant follow nobunny.

i don't give a fuck who you are, you cant follow nobunny.


i can see that. what with your nose all the way up his ass.

He likes coco puffs up in that bunnyhole

i don't give a fuck who you are, you cant follow nobunny.
unless you're cheater slicks

Jay Reatard's Band Quits

This isn't news! Every band that Jay has been in has quit at least ten times. When they break the Final Solution's record for quitting the most number of times, then I'll take notice.

This isn't news! Every band that Jay has been in has quit at least ten times.

In the middle of headlining a tour?

In the middle of headlining a tour?

in the middle of a show

Nobody knows what happened - yeah, Jay talked shit online, but he's pissed right now. That doesn't mean he's a total dick head, give me a break.

Oh, and I saw Jay is number 3 on the 'College' Billboard Chart, saw it in the back of the current Rolling Stone, so I wouldn't say he's 'had his time' quite yet.

Obi Wan: "that boy was our only hope."
Yoda: " No..there is another..."

I heard Jay's holding open auditions at the Scion Garage Fest.

get there early, kids!

guess Jays gonna be unpluged on the 15th up here in waterworld+


---

bring a watermelon
One thing I have to say for Jay is that he is quite a host!

Nobody knows what happened - yeah, Jay talked shit online, but he's pissed right now. That doesn't mean he's a total dick head, give me a break.



He's been doing shit like that for years. It's nothing new.

So what if he's no 3? He can still act like a dick and be on a record chart.

This isn't news! Every band that Jay has been in has quit at least ten times. When they break the Final Solution's record for quitting the most number of times, then I'll take notice

Yeah, but that was usually Jay quitting the band, not the other way around.

He can still act like a dick and be on a record chart.
Yeah, but we are all not perfect either. Every time we do something shitty Pitchfork doesn't post stories about it.

Not to say that Jay didn't provoke it by posting it first on Twitter or whatever it was, I just think it's easy for people to be on a high horse and criticize Jay online - mainly because nobody gives a shit about THEIR blunders, and nobody finds out about them.

also, pissing on stage is the American dream!

The title of this thread is lame.

Yeah, but we are all not perfect either. Every time we do something shitty Pitchfork doesn't post stories about it.

Not to say that Jay didn't provoke it by posting it first on Twitter or whatever it was, I just think it's easy for people to be on a high horse and criticize Jay online - mainly because nobody gives a shit about THEIR blunders, and nobody finds out about them.

You seem awfully worked up about his reputation being "tarnished"

ha! his reputation is already tarnished! he's fucking Jay Reatard.
What I said was it's funny how everyone else seems to be "worked up" about how much they hate him, over how he runs his band. It is a solo project. No matter how shitty it is, that's how he runs the ship. They can quit, and they did, end of story.

Maybe you know more than others (being from Memphis, an all), but I doubt BradX out in Wisconsin, or Bazooka Joe in Pennsylvania (or wherever he is) is the best judge of Jay's off-stage character. Maybe I'm wrong, and Brad is right.

sidenote:
Now hopefully we'll hear that Barbaras LP sooner! Looking forward to that.

i didn't judge anyone's character. i said after watching nobunny i didn't even give a fuck about watching jay. apparently no one inside the club did either. the part about him having his time wa also a question... cuz i don't know! i just wanna know how he's gonna find replacements for them so fast. it's gonna take more practice than anyone has time for for anyone to get as tight as the chinks. and now that i look back on the previous question, i realize "he's had his time" doesn't make sense. i just remembered his records are all him w/o a band.

BJ, yeah, I realized that after I posted it. Was to lazy to edit it out.

wanna know how he's gonna find replacements for them so fast.


matt williams and a-ron. done and done. next question.

Ignatius J. Reilly of punk

Wasn't that Wesley Willis?

That's way the fuck off.

Well I don't know who the Waves are and I did'nt think the Black Lip were capable of fighting anyone...but i will check out this thing called Pitch fork!!! I been hearin' about X Hearts stuff that i'v never read yet for years. Thanks for the tip...stay cool popsicle throat!!! LOUIE

How is this conversation any different from any other band that signs to a larger label, runs into problems, says stupid shit (hell, the "subvert from the inside" crap with The Clash is 1 example)?
Punk Rock (o.k. you can call it Garage Rock all day, but it's still punk when you get right down to it) has been and will be a place that anyone who gets even a little bit above the crowd has to be kicked to the curb.
That is just the way it is. Jay is no different. As far as seeing bands quit, that also happens every fucking day. The fact that any 3, 4, 5 or more people can create anything is a miracle.

Well I don't know who the Waves are and I did'nt think the Black Lip were capable of fighting anyone.

sounds like Jared got stomped, hard:
http://www.chartattack.com/news/74990/black-lips-wavves-members-in-all eged-bar-fight

matt williams and a-ron. done and done. next question.

Is that true?

GAYEST THREAD EVER.

The fact that any 3, 4, 5 or more people can create anything is a miracle.

truth

I own a HARDWARE store . I f the LIPS pay my gas I'll bring a truck load of Kajuns and a huge pile of tools...Ball pieen hammers and a plumb bob upside your head will shatter way more than and conventional weapon!!!

...that kinda did'nt make sence at the end ...but hell i'm kajun...we arent that smart!!!

Smart enough to love a good pickle!

HAWW!

There playin NEW ORLEANS on friday...im gonna piss in there radiator...see how the ride to ElPasso treets em!!!

well there ya go. you're jobless now. what else you got to lose?


about 170 lbs.

im gonna piss in there radiator...see how the ride to ElPasso treets em!!!


Quote of the week.

I'M ACTUALLY ON PROBATION RIGHT NOW AND PASSING MY PISS TEST!!! HEY ERIC??? DID YOU HEAR THAT???

I'M SHURE IT WOULD STILL SMELL REALLY BAD FROM ALL THE CRACKLINS AND PICKLES I CHOMP ALL THE TIME...

I'M ACTUALLY ON PROBATION RIGHT NOW AND PASSING MY PISS TEST!!!

good for you, louie. keep it that way.

bring a watermelon
One thing I have to say for Jay is that he is quite a host!

quite a generous host at that. he made us juiced drinks,shared his rnr candy,and let Pookie play with Muscle.

The Evils should be the new backing band...winter coffin reunion!!!

I think the human size HANDGRANADE mascott from the TROPICAL ILES on burbon street should be in the new band...and maybe CHRIS OWENS too??? or at least MATT MUSLE dressed up like CHRIS OWENS!!!

Ignatius J. Reilly of punk

Wasn't that Wesley Willis?

That's way the fuck off.

Ever meet Willis?

SAM you kids should just be REATARDS new band!!!

The Evils should be the new backing band...winter coffin reunion!!!


HELL YES!!!!!!!!

upGAYEST THREAD EVER.

This thread is not even 1/10 as interesting as when the Lost Sounds broke up

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[IMG]http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq191/maikelito/NelsonHaHa.jpg [/IMG]

SAM you kids should just be REATARDS new band!!!

Maybe the new Winter Coffin. Winter Coffin Jr.

Ever meet Willis?

No, but I saw that DVD. I just don't think Wesley Willis is especially intellectually pompous, which is the best part of Ignatius J. Reilly. Willis was more interested in Batman than, say, Boethius. I think Brad X is way more Reilly than Willis was.

GAYEST THREAD EVER.

Agreed...until Louie suggested these two join the J Reatard Band:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2271/2487432311_a0acec239a.jpg

and

http://www.neworleansmusicallegends.com/images/chris_owens_black%20bkg .jpg

oh, i like that.

Batman than, say, Boethius.

Batman/Boethius, same difference, weird obsessions for schizophrenic ingenuous socially-unattractive outsiders.

Jay's none of the above either though.

Batman/Boethius, same difference, weird obsessions for schizophrenic ingenuous socially-unattractive outsiders.

fair enough

the funniest thing in this thread is the news that someone in the Black Lips wanted to fight someone...they probably fight like they play rock...very badly and sloppy with shitty hooks.

King Louie>Jay Reatard.

http://www.chartattack.com/news/74990/black-lips-wavves-members-in-all eged-bar-fight

limp wristed sissy fight...Perez Hilton could take them both...

Biggie vs 2Pac > wavvey gravy vs Jared subway melt

That piece of long and thin stringy shit that oozed outta my ass a few hours ago > jay reatard

Dude on a roudy SATURDAY nite the frat boys topple over the HANDGRANADE and he flops around on his back stuck till the bartender comes out and picks his ass up...and then it starts all over again...

funney how if people would just follow the Tire Fire SS Klan around for a week with a camera it would make this whole thing look like the liner notes for a COWSILLS record!

I doubt BradX out in Wisconsin, or Bazooka Joe in Pennsylvania (or wherever he is) is the best judge of Jay's off-stage character. Maybe I'm wrong, and Brad is right

i never said anything about his character offstage, just my impression of his onstage act. as far as i know, he seems like a decent enough guy, i just thought reatards gonerfest act sucked it. i am glad to hear they tore it up elsewhere. all i am saying, is if he lets the music go to shit theres nothing left but the bratty little stage "act". he's the next gg allin, just wait, poop throwing is right around the corner...

Louie's last post was like poetry.

cuz i don't know! i just wanna know how he's gonna find replacements for them so fast. it's gonna take more practice than anyone has time for for anyone to get as tight as the chinks
A drum machine doesn't need to practice, even a cheap one.

...they probably fight like they play rock...very badly and sloppy with shitty hooks.

and with fans on both sides thinking it was the greatest fight they've ever witnessed

I think Jay's gonna do alright...and so are the other guys...probrably be doin' shows on the same flier in a month...standin' in front of Murphys waitin on Rob Evil to show up...

My support goes to Billy and Stephen for whatever they choose to do from here on out. As far as Jay goes, phase "three" is totally underway. He has my support and I hope everyone else on this message board does as well. If it were not for Jay and some of Goners' earlier bands you guys would be absolutely nothing right now.

^ well said.

...And I'm keeping the HANDRANADE for my band now!!!

you all need to go to walmart and buy a life. 99% of you don't know the first thing about what goes on in jay's life, in his head, and especially not how shit went down with his band. not to mention you're spending your time running your fingers ragged on a message board as if anyone gives a shit. i'd like to see some of you morons do half as much in 2 weeks as jay does in one day. just sayin.

jay has always been cool to me. go jay!

Swilley denied Williams had attacked him at all in an interview with Buddyhead

this is the most surprising revelation in this thread -- who knew that Buddyhead still existed?

so what happened when Waaves went o Atlanta..........anything?

I need my TMZ!!!!!!!

If it were not for Jay and some of Goners' earlier bands you guys would be absolutely nothing right now.

Does this apply to anyone outside of Memphis?

Jay inspired me to play gaytar,beat up band members,piss on things,do drugs,listen to black metal and be my obnoxious self. Thank you jay and early goner records releaseses(none of which I own or have heard) for making me the man I am today

If it were not for Jay and some of Goners' earlier bands you guys would be absolutely nothing right now.

Does this apply to anyone outside of Memphis?

it certainly applies to the person who wrote it

this is the most surprising revelation in this thread -- who knew that Buddyhead still existed?

my thoughts exactly

@Vinyl Ritchie, NICE.

@SAMBEAUX, you had to edit that?

@SAMBEAUX...you douche...enough already :) LOL.
And yeah, @Bruce, totally concur!

@bruce, I called up the page, went to help somebody go to the bathroom, came back and typed my reply and "callmekevin" had already responded.

@Alisa, whatever, best e-gesture all week!

shit. twitter makes its way to the @gonerboard.

@Sambeax, THNX!!! TY!!!! Ur AWSM!!!!!
Sux havin to hlp smbdy 2 the can...OMG!

Officially the G@yest thread. I regret posting the damned thing. Haha!

I would say it's more like 95%...but i do think i know a lot of what goes on in Jay's head. i talk to him all the time. and not just about the next record or whatever. as a matter of a fackt as far as musicians go. i talk with Jay less about actual music than probrably anyone i know who plays music that i talk to. and not that you were talking abut me anyway but he's my little brother and that's why i know this will all work out well. and sooner not later.

gay gay gay me and jay are gay...he gave me gay/jay cancer. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Yeah if it weren't for Jay I'd still be trying to find that purple vinyl copy of the first Das Oath 7". I would be waiting for the latest Tragedy live set to leak on soulseek. I would keep talking about how Death is the ultimate precursor to Bad Brains. Congrats Jay, you put out a bunch of good records, therefore you are immune to criticism.
Seriously who cares.

niggers.

everyone..you should believe EVERY website. They are ALL true!!!!!! just like Weekly World News. TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Batboy found dead at Gonerfest 6 with chicken bone lodged in throat!!!)

so what happened when Waaves went o Atlanta..........anything?


i heard from a friend in atlanta that the Wavvvvvvves van had cops guarding it all night. there are also silly rumors of a police escort or some shit. my buddy said he never saw jared but cole was in the house.

hope this second hand account doesn't give anyone the opinion that i give two shits about this "story."

and not that you were talking abut me anyway
naw louie, i definitely wasn't referring to you i know you know what you're talking about. you were amazing at gfest, by the way.

the david letterman drama is more interesting

thanks a fucking lot. i had a dream last night that i was watching jay play at this venue in vegas that i used to go to all the time and there were ton of little hipster kids there and jay was smiling sitting there in the corner of the stage with one band member trying to figure out a tune in front of everyone.

poop throwing is right around the corner
sources in the Matador unisex bathroom reveal the following...
reading the fine print in the contract there is a strick prohib against
any "hershey squirts, skid marks, or any sort of beer shits, either smelled or seen near or on the stage." The head xect up there in New York City does draw the line at golden showers. So fear not all you hearty seamen the punishment for a violation of the above is a depends 2x worn outside those skin tight jeans.

jay was smiling sitting there in the corner of the stage with one band member trying to figure out a tune in front of everyone.

Jay wouldn't have been smiling. I know him well enough to know that.

jay was once welcomed to stay in milwaukee and decided to go through someone else's records and break the ones he didn't like. thats a dick move. he's still a dick move.

he's still a dick move.
when Jay stayed at our place in k-zoo during an Angry Angles tour he gave me a pile of 7"s he was selling on the tour.
maybe you guys were being dicks?

good. shitty records should be eliminated.

...i really got to work today. hardware does\'nt just sell its self...well actually it does haa haa...toilets are always gonna break and the saints are aleays gonna lose!!!

any stupid kajun ass knows that!!!

question is which records? he was a maid once so he was probably doing your friend a cleaning service. and to think you didn't tip him. it probably was epoxie records or some lame shit people thought was awesome a few years ago

he's still a dick move.
when Jay stayed at our place in k-zoo during an Angry Angles tour he gave me a pile of 7"s he was selling on the tour.
maybe you guys were being dicks?

I have seen Jay do tons of crazy stuff on stage, but he has been in my home many times and I would 100% trust him in my home and would hand over of the keys to him an any point. No questions.

mmmmm Jay's keys smell good

Batboy found dead at Gonerfest 6 with chicken bone lodged in throat!!!)

before he died i heard him gargle the words "damn you gus' and your tasty world famous chicken!!!"

the reatards set at the horizontal blackout (at the empty bottle) was one of the best live shows i've ever seen.
it seems ebbs and valleys are a part of every creative persons path.

very badly and sloppy with shitty hooks

don't forget the bad singing

And I'm keeping the HANDRANADE for my band now!!!

New King Louie project....The Harahandgrenades.

Who wants to see my dick moves?

I know Chico Baker does

EVERYONE'S GAYTARDED!!!

Who wants to see my dick moves?


yr mom does. if she had a magnifying glass. and if she weren't a dyke. and if you didn't gayly obsess over men. and if you ever said something original.

drunk-o loser. fat boy. tard.

i like that (i'm sure he'll turn this around as if it was his sarcastic point) but he just made a small dick joke, followed by a your momma joke, followed by a gay joke, followed by a fat reference and a retard finish and then complained that his now surely humiliated and completely defenseless target was guilty of not being original. I know, mike, i know you don't have to say it. I'll do it for you. this was some kind of english teacher reverse humor or something. but the verdict really is not only are you a dick (if you really are like this in real life too) but you're not funny, you're not interesting, and you've got way too much free time to not be either of those.

i just wanna know how he's gonna find replacements for them so fast

Well, the same thing happened to The Fall on tour and MES hired his opening band (some folks from LA whose name I forget now); because, yunno, "If it's me and your gran on bongos, it's The Fall!!" They were OK, but a lot of those new songs would be weak no matter who played them. Similarly, if it's Jay Reatard and whoever backing him then it's still Jay Reatard. Still remember him throwing drumsticks at the other Final Solutions and screaming at them that they were fucking hippies...

wait, NO ONE can butcher Final Solutions songs like the Final Solutions! Scabs, back off!

the reatards set at the horizontal blackout (at the empty bottle) was one of the best live shows i've ever seen.

Seconded wholeheartedly; I had heard exactly ONE Reatards song before that (the Bad Times version of "Yer So Lewd"), so I had no expectations either way. But yeah, they were a fuck of a lot of fun. What I said above wasn't talking shit about Jay either; I found that very funny and the guy was always perfectly cool to me.

I found that very funny and the guy was always perfectly cool to me.

i'm sure the final solutions find that very reassuring

And I always find a "comment" from Bruce reassuring too. I never said I tried to play music with Jay or anything like that. Had no idea that Brian Jonestown Massacre weren't just havin' a laugh either; not at first anyway.

What's yer point anyway, Bruce? Go write a fucking song, asshole

Fat Boy, I'm not sure if I know you off of the board, so I apologize for not addressing you by name or fully knowing the context in which I should be responding:

Despite the fact that Bruce is a ball-washing bastard, I think he was just making a joke. It was more of a wink at Zac, Justice and I, rather than a swipe at you.

Now, I'm off to listen to some Phish, plant a tree, and smoke a big 'ole bowl!!

Finally! These threads are like a bunch of drunk thugs standing around in a circle baitng each other with menacing glances and comments about each others' mothers until some fool (in this case, Fat Boy) takes offense.

While Sillystring's post was an earnest attempt, you seasoned veterans realized what a pathetic self-efacement it was and didn't bother to slaughter her or even dignify her with a response. Too easy.

The dick moves thing was just silly. Ain't it funny how the dick moves?

Wish I'd been there to hear Jay's rant about Vice. Nice to know this record label, magazine, whatever it is... seems parasitic to someone besides me. Hope everything works out for him and the guys in the band.

until some fool (in this case, Fat Boy) takes offense.

Just hope that nobody makes a "Hitler learns that Jay Reatard's band quit" video.

Just hope that nobody makes a "Hitler learns that Jay Reatard's band quit" video.

Seconded. I would take offense to that.
Not for any real reason other than boredom.

The HARRY HAND GRANADES...EWWWW!

Wish I'd been there to hear Jay's rant about Vice.

I think all he did was point out the guy from Vice. I believe he said: "This guy here is from Vice. Vice is co-opting your scene." I think that was the totality of the rant.

Nice to know this record label, magazine, whatever it is... seems parasitic to someone besides me.

What larger label/management team isn't?

Hey Bruce you got that song done yet?

While Sillystring's post was an earnest attempt, you seasoned veterans realized what a pathetic self-efacement it was and didn't bother to slaughter her or even dignify her with a response. Too easy.

so, are you not a seasoned veteran? because you just uh, dignified me with a response. thanks pal! i feel so much better now.

The HARRY HAND GRANADES...EWWWW!

Gross...AND AWESOME!

OK WELL AFTER I DO MY BLACK METAL BAND "HARAHANGEL" AND MY WRESTEL CORE AND "HARDWAR" AND MY RECORD LABEL "SYMPATHY FOR THE HARDWARE INDUSTRY" I WILL BE SHURE TO DO THAT...AND THANX.!!! IT REALLY IS A GEAT NAME...

yeah, called it scrubber boy(ball washing blues)

Right on. It should be a vegan booze core band.

COP PUNK!!!

Despite the fact that Bruce is a ball-washing bastard, I think he was just making a joke. It was more of a wink at Zac, Justice and I, rather than a swipe at you.

I was also kidding, Tommy; I just meant that too many times that guy made some stupid crack about something I said and that was all it was. As for the Hitler thing, get a fucking life Jay [so-called "Champion" that is, not Reatard].

...just as long as we're clear that Bruce is a pig shit licker.

fat boy is back!

As for the Hitler thing, get a fucking life Jay [so-called "Champion" that is, not Reatard].

At least I can go on the internet without getting butthurt.

"SYMPATHY FOR THE HARDWARE INDUSTRY"
sorry to interrupt, but ^ that is the funniest fucking thing i've read all day.

At least I can go on the internet without getting butthurt.

Probably because Champion Masturbator over here is too busy getting filled full of Naked Raycum and/ or Engrish Softcocks; only a literal/ actual faggot would ever use any such word as "butthurt."

...just as long as we're clear that Bruce is a pig shit licker.

If you say so, Tommy; if you say so

fat boy is back!

Never left, yo

I'm going to turn the car around right now!! no ones going to Cedar Point!!!

Fatty, I just want you to know that Bruce is indeed a REAL scrotum sucker.

Let's not lose sight of the original post, though.
Jay might be a cantankerous little cuss, but I love him for who he is. I also love Stephen and Billy. I have no doubt they'll all land on their feet.

However, Jay's colorful antics don't have shit on THESE chotchheads: Robin, Cort, Scott R., and Justice.

If someone put these goofs on a one way train out of town, Memphis would have a LOT fewer poodle fuckers.

Just trying to do my duty as an American.

I'll be supporting my local Hi-School Hardware tomorrow.
That place is 1/20th the size of Home Depot and they always got the bolts I need for my bike, but Home Depot don't.

.

However, Jay's colorful antics don't have shit on THESE chotchheads: Robin, Cort, Scott R., and Justice.

If someone put these goofs on a one way train out of town, Memphis would have a LOT fewer poodle fuckers.

Maybe if we got rid of you, there'd be less of a need for sweaters. And songs about the people who wear them.

Jack, you're just mad that sweaters complement portly good looks more than scuzzy beards and ass-wipe hair.

Wanna go for a walk??

Jack, you're just mad that sweaters complement portly good looks more than scuzzy beards and ass-wipe hair.
are you out of town on a sweater shopping spree?

they always got the bolts I need for my bike, but Home Depot don't.

Amen to that. Every project I get involved with, I find myself thinking "what the fuck kind of hardware aisle is this?"

It's designed so that you end up spending $2.97 on three bags of bolts rather than $0.39 on exactly what you need

(to bring this back on topic)

...just like Jay Reatard.

Hi-school pharmacy/hardware it GREAT...I WORKED AT THE ONE IN VANCOUVER WASHINGTON

Fatty, your interest in my sexuality is flattering, but you come across as a little too butch for my tastes.

"...wanna know how he's going to find replacements for them so fast."

Well,Paul Westerberg and Tommy Stinson haven't done much lately...

The pharmacy part of the one on Main is a Walgreens now, and they totally remodeled the place, but they kept the "Save Drugs" neon, thank god.

Fatty, your interest in my sexuality is flattering, but you come across as a little too butch for my tastes.

More interested in your death, actually

Wanna go for a walk??

Why, yes. We can swap hair care secrets. You know, how I keep my long locks clean, and you can explain why someone would bleach...

More interested in your death, actually

So, so butch.

well bazooka joe Im glad you like nobunny so much cause yes they are a great act ! And yes a tough one to follow .. But news flash you ugly little internet troll .. Every single person in every band on the JAY REATARD shattered tour thought you where the biggest most annoying asshole ever and made fun of your dumb ass every chance you left the room.. Do your self a favor and stay out of our back stages when you are not invited ! You are a creepy fucking fan boy groupie and thanks for kissing my ass in person and being a dick on the internet ..New band for europe is gonna slay .. Thanks Mads !

Zzzzzzzzz...

how could you sleep through that!

bazooka joe got RAPED!!! (and slept right through it)

apparently kissing jay's ass means saying hello back stage. funny i can't say hello and not be allowed to express a less than favorable opinion. not sure what i did that was so annoying except for coming upstairs and smoking a cigarrette by myself in a room. of course, by midnight, i had already been drinking for 12 straight hours, so maybe i was annoying. oh well, coming from jay that's a compliment! also, this isn't the first time i've said fucked up shit about jay's music online, so if he meant any of the internet replies he's ever given me he shoulda punched me when he saw me. am i supposed to take him seriously? i can't tell. i'm just having fun. party! and another thing jay, you fags were just sitting there with your thumbs up your asses, it wasn't like i interupted a coke orgy. you let me down twice that night.

best thread ever.

why weren't you there anyway?

had to work....

big clues abound!

I think the tofurkey did it...?

Bazooka Joe rules! That weak attack on BJ was as weak as Jay's music lately.

If someone put these goofs on a one way train out of town, Memphis would have a LOT fewer poodle fuckers.


I saw the Poodle Fuckers at the Antenna in the late 80's

Tommy wouldn't be worried about poodle fuckers if he wasn't a skirt wearing poodle walker.

wait a sec, i never even said anything bad bout your show, jay. i just reported that i heard it was boring. and that was from more than one person. like i said, i missed it. and as far as everyone on the tour, including your band, talking shit about me... aren't you the one that they abandoned for being a dick? all my friends are still around. like the motherfucking action man!

skirt wearing poodle walker


blouse...blouse wearing poodle walker. get it right homo.

lamb puppy... blouse wearing lamb puppy. get it right homo.

i saw the rock extravaganza in NYC and it was slamming. jay was slamming, the box elders were slamming--everyone was great. the first band--useless helpers/eaters--that young guy is playing some good guitar.

you know, like most of you, i've seen jay many many times, and it's never been boring. maybe a little scary, maybe a lot sweaty, but never a dull moment. and i showed up with a suit in my hands because i had an interview the next morning, and i STILL stayed out until 3 am...and got the job! must have been the rock magic.

speaking of the box elders, that drummer is the SHIT. riveting.

also, its like at 190something replys so when does this pissing contest roll over to another page?