tell it like it is, brother.

HA! that's the funniest thing I've read all day.

get back to work

Swampy, is that you??

I'd say he's got it all wrong. He doesn't need a wife. He needs...FIVE WIVES. After all, he DOES live in Mormon country.

Crap, looking back at it-what does he actually DO to make an income? It seems like his "wife" would do everything.

Hol-ee shit!

Crap, looking back at it-what does he actually DO to make an income? It seems like his "wife" would do everything.

yeah. That's what made me laugh.

i propose filming anyone who sincerely responds for a new reality show.

wow - looks like i don't have to write my wedding vows by next month afterall - that guy just did it for me! thanks, for the tip!!

it would be great if you can run a chainsaw.

isn't that really what we all want out of a life-partner?

I, for one, don't want a partner who knows how to run a chainsaw.

run a chainsaw
need to harvest fruits from the wild

hmmm...twigs too or just his berries?