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Posted: Jun 27, 2009 4:01 pm
God granted Farrah one last wish and she had wished that all the children of the world be safe...
so God killed Michael Jackson.

Whats the difference between Disney Movies and Michael Jackson??
Disney movies can still touch kids

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a battery?
I get annoyed when my battery dies.

What a coincidence farah fawcett and michael jackson dying on the same day.
One played with majors and the other played with minors!!

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah and Ed MacMahon expecting for Christmas?
Patrick Swayze.

Michael Jackson didn't die of cardiac arrest. He died of food posining.
The docters said they found 8 year old nuts in his body.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 8:18 pm
via neil hamburger:

why did michael jackson dangle his baby over the balcony?

because the baby wouldn't finish his plate of cum.
Posted: Jun 27, 2009 10:13 pm
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

Both come on little crackers.
Posted: Jun 28, 2009 9:58 am
Posted: Jun 28, 2009 9:59 am
what's diff between jacko and the titantic?

only 123 boys went down on the titantic.

the old jokes are the best jokes
Posted: Jun 28, 2009 9:10 pm
[this one is about third-hand, so don't blame me if it sucks]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon; Michael Jackson fucked little boys
Posted: Jun 28, 2009 9:47 pm
rod evans wears mj's orange pants

Posted: Jun 29, 2009 12:02 am
ya know why MJ cant be cremated? He has too much plastic..and he's being melted down into LEGO's so kids can finally play with him.
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 12:25 am
Norm Macdonald on Weekend Update, circa 1995:

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley got divorced this week. Apparently she was more the stay at home type and he's a homosexual pedophile.
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 2:27 pm | Edited by: AndyB
Those new jokes are great. My favorite oldie, but goodie:

What's the difference between MJ and acne?
Acne waits till you're 14 years old before it comes on your face!
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 3:58 pm
why did MJ like twenty eight yr olds so much?
A: Cuz there was 20 of em.
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 4:48 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 5:16 pm
He's molesting angels now.
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 5:23 pm
Early reports stating that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack in the emergency room turned out to be untrue. He had a stroke in the children's ward.
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 6:41 pm
dead man moonwalking.
Posted: Jun 29, 2009 6:54 pm
Please stop making fun of me.
Posted: Jul 1, 2009 3:33 am
Tito, i need a tissue...
Posted: Jul 5, 2009 4:46 am
Posted: Aug 15, 2018 10:23 am
You all can just suck my Dick Tracy. As a Journalist, I know the "real" story. Jealousy and greed can bring the best and brightest to a screeching halt. Remember the talent and progressive push he demanded and succeeded from the music industry. Making historical changes benefiting countless of musicians you listen to today. Rock On, Mickey!
Posted: Mar 11, 2019 2:28 pm
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