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Posted: Jun 21, 2009 3:46 pm
What kind of MAN are you?
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 4:33 pm
Roadhouse. I'm a Roadhouse woman...that's the straight talk.
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 4:41 pm
After careful consideration....Roadhouse.
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 5:06 pm
not a man that enjoys Patrick Swayze under any circumstances
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 5:25 pm
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 5:33 pm
MAN is non-gender specific.

Shirtless Dalton livin' in a treehouse drives the ladies wild, and that's straight talk.

"What if someone calls you mother a whore?"

"Well, is she?"

Pain don't hurt.
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 5:57 pm
MAN is non-gender specific.
yeah i kind of figured that with the chick flick choices we were given

a real MAN movie thread would be between these two
Mr. Nanny
Over The Top
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 5:59 pm
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:08 pm
under any circumstances
You must be forgetting that Ben Gazzara and John Doe trump any kinda Berkley/Gershon/Mcdufus nightmare.

ROAD HOUSE! (it's always on somewhere, some channel)
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:21 pm
Pain Don't Hurt.

I always thought you'd be bigger.

Two of the best lines never to appear in a man on man s&m film.
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:21 pm
You must be forgetting
that the only people who enjoy Patrick Swayze wear big floppy hats and cry in the afternoon when watching their stories
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:26 pm
you're too stupid to have a good time...
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:26 pm | Edited by: The Troll
Well, if you're going to be like that, I'll go get my hat and tissues and watch a real manly effort. Mark, will you be my Baldwin or my Makepeace?
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:29 pm
now that's a fucking movie

stupid ironic kids
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:46 pm

I fucked guys like you in prison.
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 6:50 pm
Hey now, can't we all just get along and dance?
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 7:01 pm
I fucked guys like you in prison.

worst blowjob I ever had
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 7:08 pm
Why can't I make my links come out in my own verbage like that? Too rad...
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 10:36 pm
brown rice and vegetables
Posted: Jun 21, 2009 11:54 pm
I like your little game.

Frightened? Don't be.

She's got it, alright, but she didn't learn it in any school!

I HATE brown rice and vegetables.
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 2:53 am
Roadhouse! Swayze finna die soon!!!
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 3:08 am
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 3:51 pm
Roadhouse. Best line : " a Polar Bear fell on me".

Mardi Gras 2002 I broke and dislocated my middle finger on a ladder. I had to walk from the Endymion route to Mercy Hospital (about a 30 minute walk from where we were). In the hospital waiting room I hung out and watched "Roadhouse" with my best friend and some dude who had cut off three fingers on a lawn mower.

And, Roadhouse was one of my dad's favorite movies.
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 4:56 pm
I dunno cuz I never seen Showgirls.

If this was Roadhouse or Coyote Ugly, I'd have to go Roadhouse.
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 5:16 pm
Showgirls is virtually unwatchable.
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 8:15 pm
I'll watch just about any movie if I'm in the mood, but the only unwatchable one I've come across so far is Moulin Rouge with Nicole Kidman, John Leguizamo, et al.
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 9:46 pm
Shouldn't there be a joke about jerking off to Roadhouse by now?
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 9:59 pm
JB has the best Roadhouse story EVER.

Dalton was trying to rid the community of homosexuality. Seriously.

One thing I learned (among many) from Roadhouse: Lock the door when you're fucking a bar slut while on break. You'll get fired, but at least you can finish.

Also. skimmings from the till=severance pay. Not bad.
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 9:59 pm
PS Showgirls has tits. Unwatchable? Hardly.
Posted: Jun 22, 2009 10:01 pm
Moulin Rouge

The only 2 movies I've ever walked out of the theatre during were Moulin Rouge and Howard the Duck...AND I was quite stoned for the first, and drinking in my seat for the latter (and 17!)...man, I didn't even walk out of Spice Girls or Shallow Hal!
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 12:23 pm
Howard the Duck was really, really bad.
The only one I have walked out of was My Tutor. And, the only reason I walked out was because my older brother freaked out when he saw all the nudity in the first ten minutes. Oh yeah, did I mention I was 6 and he was about 10. And, the marquee said that they were showing "The Black Stallion". Thank you, Main Street Theater, Henryetta, Oklahoma.
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 12:32 pm
Swayze was way awesome-er in Youngblood aside Rob Lowe....That's one helluva MAN movie...Although I do own showgirls on vhs.
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 1:25 pm
movies I've ever walked out of the theatre during were...bram stokers dracula
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 7:19 pm
Rocky Horror Picture Show, twice.

Stupid culture, don't get it.
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 10:39 pm
Showgirls has tits

The TV version doesn't! but you do get a hilarious animated-over-the-top sports bra whenever they couldn't sacrifice a nude scene...
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