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Posted: May 7, 2009 8:57 pm | Edited by: Janderass
 
I took on a one man engine swap while listening to some TOUGH Tunes!

Check out the photo set.

I'm trying to get this thing back together to take us to Memphis for the Gories/Oblivians, so its kinda down to the wire . . .
Posted: May 7, 2009 9:25 pm
 
I bought a VG+ mono copy of the 1st Doors LP for $34.00
Posted: May 7, 2009 9:51 pm
 
i pickied off some scabs from my knee from when i blacked out last weekend and fell.
Posted: May 7, 2009 10:24 pm
 
i beat the hell out of my liver.
Posted: May 8, 2009 12:04 am
 
I do something tough every day.
Posted: May 8, 2009 12:05 am
 
watched about 40 keyboard cat videos.
Posted: May 8, 2009 12:49 am
 
broke the law multipule times today. the most tough was transportation of an evasive plant species,and having said salvinia on me. Thats tough. fuck tree hippy cops. who else wants some?
Posted: May 8, 2009 12:52 am
 
salvinia? really?
Posted: May 8, 2009 1:44 am | Edited by: Angus Scrimm
 
Check out the photo set.

Cool. I could not handle that shit. I just replaced the brakes on my car with Pop's help and that was a challenge. It is definitely satisfying to wash some (car) grease off the hands though. As for today, the only tough thing I did was take the dog for a drive, eat beef jerky, spit sunflower seeds, and cap off the night by watching the new X-Men movie.
Posted: May 8, 2009 2:40 am
 
salvinia? really?

yep man. I can get you water hyacinth,brown guam snakes,zebra mussels,mexicans,mastodon bones,snakehead fish etc etc
everyone sells drugs and thats easy. try finding snow tiger steaks...or i remember a time in chicago i could get komodo dragons and galapagos tortoises...if thats not "tough" I don't know what is
Posted: May 8, 2009 4:12 am
 
i didn't beat off today
Posted: May 8, 2009 4:49 am | Edited by: SSSSSSS
 
Slept here at work last night, and just woke up (2:30am) to get more of this week's work done.

I was mostly a big baby yesterday cuz I've got a cold, however.

Only jacked off once.

Spreadsheets really suck at this hour.
Posted: May 8, 2009 8:48 am
 
Yesterday, I built a planter box for my wife. Had to hand saw the wood too, cause I loaned out my circular saw to somebody. Fixed the drip from the kitchen sink, and put new caulking around the bathtub. Listened to the Oblivians - Best of the Worst double LP and Captain 9's - Scum of the Earth LP while doing these tough things.
Posted: May 8, 2009 9:38 am
 
It is definitely satisfying to wash some (car) grease off the hands though.

I ate cold fried chicken with dirty car grease hands yesterday! TOUGH!
Posted: May 8, 2009 1:10 pm
 
ate a grapefruit. RAW!
Posted: May 8, 2009 1:17 pm
 
I only cried once while finding out I can't see the dentist about my abscess until Monday.
Posted: May 8, 2009 1:25 pm
 
ate a grapefruit. RAW!


this is the least appealing thing on this thread. way tougher than me. no thanks.
Posted: May 8, 2009 1:28 pm
 
I only cried once while finding out I can't see the dentist about my abscess until Monday.

get him to call in a script or two. that'll stop the crying.
Posted: May 8, 2009 2:20 pm
 
Are you still going through your clients' personal stuff when they're not home?
Posted: May 8, 2009 2:56 pm
 
get him to call in a script or two. that'll stop the crying.

Yeah, but that wouldn't be TOUGH now, would it.
Posted: May 8, 2009 7:54 pm
 
hey sunshine, I know a guy with 2 baby white tiger cubs in his freezer!!
Posted: May 8, 2009 9:55 pm
 
whoa awesome. My question though is where did it come from and why is it in his freezer. The toughest thing I did today was get online and harass people,then throw plastic rings into the creek hoping to ensnare wildlife "cuz wildlife sucks anyhow"
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:03 pm
 
this guy is nuts. The porn star Savannah was his step daughter or his new wifes daughter before she (savannah) blew her brains out. Anyways this guy said he used to train 'em with some gal that trained for sigfried and royd. So he tells me he sells these cubs to some lesbians and the fire ants got 'em. Cuz, his words here, "fucking lesbians don't know shit about taking care of tigers"
Yep, he also built some cars for Billy gibbons. I sold him a truck a while back that only went in reverse, I followed him back to his place while he drove it backwards 5 mile back to his lair. he breeds exotics and feeder rats and what not.
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:17 pm
 
I watched a little league coach call a kid safe when he was clearly out. It was TOUGH.
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:39 pm
 
i hope you beat his brains in with a baseball bat. or... are you not so tough?
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:41 pm
 
I really wanted to. Ask Windy--I was very vocal. Probably so much that in a normal town I would have been asked to leave the spectator area. TOTAL BULLSHIT!

(my son was on first base and totally had the little fucker out)
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:45 pm
 
^ his son plays for the bad news bears
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:46 pm
 
Once again, I'm told I should stop posting on message boards when I've had beer.

BOO-URNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do none of you remember the drunk posting thread?
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:47 pm
 
the bad news bears

and my boy is the fucking super-star.
Posted: May 8, 2009 10:53 pm
 
the bad news bears

That's pretty TOUGH to watch in real life. Watching the ball go through 5 sets of legs on almost every play...and the only one who seems to be able to catch a fly ball is the Jr. Millionaire.

It's TOUGH to watch his face when he knows he would have made a play and the other kids screwed it up. Again.

sigh.

Oh, and Millioniare, stop posting on the innernets.
Posted: May 8, 2009 11:04 pm
 
man, I love how this thread just went.
Posted: May 8, 2009 11:07 pm
 
I like this.
Posted: May 8, 2009 11:35 pm
 
Posted: May 8, 2009 11:36 pm | Edited by: Donkey
 
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Posted: May 8, 2009 11:44 pm | Edited by: Donkey
 
Posted: May 9, 2009 12:09 am
 
RAD!
Posted: May 9, 2009 12:10 am
 
i told my boss to kiss my ass a few times tonight.
Posted: May 9, 2009 12:34 am
 
I washed dishes.
Posted: May 9, 2009 2:49 am
 
i yelled, "get the fuck up out the middle of the goddamn road before i run over your ass!" at someone today who walked out in front of my car on poplar. that's about as tough as i got today.
Posted: May 9, 2009 3:22 am
 
its in the lower 40s outside and thunderstorming and i did a couple miles on "white heat" my mountain bike around the neighborhood at 2-3am. soaked!
Posted: May 9, 2009 9:46 am
 
You named your mountain bike?
Posted: May 9, 2009 10:12 am
 
Man of BradX's stature on a used mountain bike named "White Heat" in the cold rain at night = TOUGHEST YET!

Can't wait for the Heatcam!
Posted: May 9, 2009 1:34 pm
 
it was already named.
Posted: May 9, 2009 11:43 pm
 
I punched a fan in my sleep. Woke up with a bloody fist and a broken fan.
Posted: May 9, 2009 11:50 pm
 
i got trashed at a party on my block last night and was 2 hours late for work. Oh, and i hydroplained the car into a curb yesterday and now it steers funny.

PARTY!
Posted: May 10, 2009 6:04 am
 
Got blackout wasted last night. I gotta work in 25minutes
Posted: May 11, 2009 4:32 am
 
breeds exotics and feeder rats
"Thunderbolt and Lightfoot"
that nit with the funnycar picks up our boys as they hitch thru god's
country, later after they ditch the nit, they free the white rabbits.
Posted: May 11, 2009 7:07 am
 
there's no superstar on the bad news bears

All they got on that team are a bunch of jews, spicks, niggers, pansies, and a booger eating moron
Posted: May 11, 2009 10:54 am
 
i yelled, "get the fuck up out the middle of the goddamn road before i run over your ass!" at someone today who walked out in front of my car on poplar. that's about as tough as i got today.

well there was that whole tough ass BOUT thing too
Posted: May 11, 2009 11:04 am
 
I listen to this before i cut the lawn.
EVERY TIME!

TUFF
Posted: May 11, 2009 11:08 am
 
I got blackout drunk, wrecked my bicycle, punched my friend for trying to take my bike away telling me I was too drunk to ride, and then rode the rest of the way home and crashed about 4 more times.
Posted: May 11, 2009 11:12 am
 
Even tougher, I have to call the friend and apologize for being a dick.
Posted: May 11, 2009 1:20 pm
 
Matt, I hope you've got a bike for me to borrow when I come visit! Sounds like it'll be a time!
Posted: May 11, 2009 1:21 pm
 
And yeah, those next day apology calls are TOUGH. Hate 'em!
Posted: May 11, 2009 2:19 pm
 
I am sure I can get a bike for you. I have a few friends that work at bike shops that loaned me a bike when I was without.
I was actually already thinking of this. There is a really cool bike trail that goes all along Lake Ontario from the west end of the city to the far east. Little over an hour each way. Go off the trail and stop for a beer or two, record stores.... whatever.

Or we could put our bikes on the fairy-boats and take them to the islands and ride around. 6 bucks for a round trip on the boat. Makes for a cheap fun day.

Apology went well. Offered to let the friend punch me. Thankfully he declined. Anyway, it's all good now.
Posted: May 11, 2009 2:48 pm
 
Go off the trail and stop for a beer or two, record stores.... whatever.
translation: butt sex
Posted: May 11, 2009 2:53 pm
 
TOUGH Titties!
Posted: May 11, 2009 2:55 pm
 
well there was that whole tough ass BOUT thing too

heh. yeah, i guess so. i feel like i got ran over by trucks.

i messed with a girl that was twice my size, skating about an inch behind her saying "i'm not touching you" just so she would be distracted and not hit my teammate. heh. :P she fell for it MULTIPLE times. i still can't believe i got that lippy with her without getting punched.
Posted: May 11, 2009 3:56 pm
 
Scored a 94 out of 100 on the hunter education test. Blew that motherfucker up. Now I can kill some animals. Potential TOUGH!

And the animals I'm going to kill? They sell drugs to kids and have diplomatic immunity. The cops can't touch 'em.
Posted: May 11, 2009 8:09 pm | Edited by: dtrain
 
I get to pay 500 dollars for the fix it job on my car after my super cool sideways hydroplane stunt. i know, not very tough...


but that was my hooker money!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 11, 2009 8:23 pm
 
listening to brian eno and drinking herbal tea...want some of me, motherfucker?
Posted: May 11, 2009 11:34 pm
 
Jr. Millionaire.

gross
Posted: May 12, 2009 1:55 am
 
gross
nah, he's a pretty cool kid
Posted: May 12, 2009 2:22 am
 
Went to the butcher shop today and not only got meat for us to eat but some fresh pigs ears for the dog as well.
Posted: May 13, 2009 9:42 am | Edited by: Beer Joint
 
It's to early in the morning yet...but I combed my hair....and yesterday I bought sunglasses, bought materials to make hash oil, bought suntan lotion for my tattoos, and watched porno.

And that's the kind of manly stuff I do on Tuesday...wait untill Saturday.
Posted: May 13, 2009 11:53 am
 
All they got on that team are a bunch of jews, spicks, niggers, pansies, and a booger eating moron


and a WOP that throws air balls.
Posted: May 13, 2009 11:56 am
 
Even tougher, I have to call the friend and apologize for being a dick.


Sounds like my weekend two weeks ago. I spent this last weekend apologizing to friends and making amends for the behavior of my in town guests. Apparently I kept telling people that this girl I know was a prostitute. That is never good.
Posted: May 13, 2009 1:14 pm
 
the other day I had to subdue a 17-year old throwing chairs. Caught one of the chairs (got me with one of them though in the shin), and put 'em in a hold before they could pick up another chair. That was kinda tough, I guess.
Typical arts and crafts day.

The toughest thing today however was getting up after an evening of Happy Mexican jumbo margaritas.
Posted: May 13, 2009 1:27 pm | Edited by: Parker
 
I changed some lightbulbs standing on a really high ladder.
Posted: May 13, 2009 2:36 pm
 
ambulated a one legged 300lb mrsa infested whackjob of a patient
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