Posted: Apr 14, 2009 11:00 pm |
Edited by: Useless Eater
The Faygo Truth - Excerts From Behind the Paint By Violent J
"We have been known to bullshit the press, and lie our asses off, just to sound funny or whatever, Yo, here it goes the absolute truth about how the Faygo thing started…
During that show we had a table set up behind us in the middle of the stage, on the table was a giant bucket of Faygo 2-liters in various flavors. The day of the show we decided to have it there, and set it up on the table so the fans could see it. We always mention it in our songs, so we figured it would be cool if the fans at the show could see us swiggin’ off it on the stage. That was our plan and intention concerning the Faygo on stage, nothing more and nothing less.That’s the truth.
During the show about 20 minutes into it, the shit died down, and we were just rappin’ and rappin’. We were kind of boring, I felt.Then it happened I seen this kid standing at the dead center of the crowd. He was standing there with his armed raised and flipping us off. That Hurt.I was steady thinking,” What makes this kid think that just because he’s in the crowd and I’m on stage he can get away with flippin’ me off?”
The truth was I was winded and tired enough as it was, so I just walked back and unscrewed a full 2-liter of Faygo, and whipped it at his ass(what happened to him as a result of that flavor is unknown)
the place straight up fuckin’ erupted though. The loudest pop of the night, then Joey threw one off in the kid’s direction. Much to our surprise pop started flying back at us from the crowd. I didn’t know if people hated us or loved us.
We kept it going until finally. The magic fag’s manager this stupid bitch, actually climbed up on stage and in a panic for her venue being destroyed, grabbed the Faygo bucket. Then from out of nowhere Alex came to the fuckin’ rescue. And grabbed the bucket. They were struggling over it!
In front of the fans and everybody! Alex was the shit! As Alex held the bucket in place, Joey and I filled our arms with the remaining Faygo and began spraying the crowd. The rest my friends is Juggalo History."