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Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:28 pm
our tv took a death pill the other day, so we found a massive 36" (when i saw massive, i mean 36" that isn't a flat screen) on craiglist. the people's place had juggalo posters up on the wall, and one of 'em was like a batman and robin that looked like ICP. they even had babies, ubfortunately. but anyway, i just checked my email and the seller wrote to say thank you. i replied with a hearty MMFWCL!

that made me feel real dirty.
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:37 pm
Who's goin chicken huntin?
Joe's goin chicken huntin.
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:42 pm
I don't get it
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:48 pm
I don't get it
It's a wicked clown thing ... you wouldn't understand!
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:48 pm
That is very ubfortunate.
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:50 pm

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:51 pm
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 9:51 pm
I don't get it
It's a wicked clown thing ... you wouldn't understand!

mark queef is speaking subliminally to me.
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 10:36 pm
so I walk into the bank on Monday, and I'm first in line. A chubby black girl, early 20s, is up at the counter. "Is that the ICP hatchet dude in red on the side of her black tennis shoes?" I think to myself. "No Way!" I reply to myself. I stare some more. "Yes, it is too that ICP hatchet dude on the side of those shoes, you idiot! YOU ARE WATCHING A JUGGLETTE AT THE BANK!!!"

I stared at those shoes for a good long while. "Where can you get those?" I asked myself. "How am I supposed to know?" I answered. "Dang!" I replied.

She finishes her bankage and some ponyhaired skinny 20something white guy giving off no clues that he's a JUGGALO (undercover!) gets up from a chair by the door, and they leave.

You cannot imagine how excited I was.

Posted: Apr 14, 2009 10:45 pm
eric o rules!
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 10:45 pm
Best. Story. Ever.
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 10:47 pm | Edited by: Rich Balls
yo, Eric
buy the shoes at this mutha-fukkka!

is that fuckin' Razor Ramone?
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 10:56 pm
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 11:00 pm | Edited by: Useless Eater
The Faygo Truth - Excerts From Behind the Paint By Violent J

"We have been known to bullshit the press, and lie our asses off, just to sound funny or whatever, Yo, here it goes the absolute truth about how the Faygo thing started…

During that show we had a table set up behind us in the middle of the stage, on the table was a giant bucket of Faygo 2-liters in various flavors. The day of the show we decided to have it there, and set it up on the table so the fans could see it. We always mention it in our songs, so we figured it would be cool if the fans at the show could see us swiggin’ off it on the stage. That was our plan and intention concerning the Faygo on stage, nothing more and nothing less.That’s the truth.

During the show about 20 minutes into it, the shit died down, and we were just rappin’ and rappin’. We were kind of boring, I felt.Then it happened I seen this kid standing at the dead center of the crowd. He was standing there with his armed raised and flipping us off. That Hurt.I was steady thinking,” What makes this kid think that just because he’s in the crowd and I’m on stage he can get away with flippin’ me off?”

The truth was I was winded and tired enough as it was, so I just walked back and unscrewed a full 2-liter of Faygo, and whipped it at his ass(what happened to him as a result of that flavor is unknown)

the place straight up fuckin’ erupted though. The loudest pop of the night, then Joey threw one off in the kid’s direction. Much to our surprise pop started flying back at us from the crowd. I didn’t know if people hated us or loved us.

We kept it going until finally. The magic fag’s manager this stupid bitch, actually climbed up on stage and in a panic for her venue being destroyed, grabbed the Faygo bucket. Then from out of nowhere Alex came to the fuckin’ rescue. And grabbed the bucket. They were struggling over it!

In front of the fans and everybody! Alex was the shit! As Alex held the bucket in place, Joey and I filled our arms with the remaining Faygo and began spraying the crowd. The rest my friends is Juggalo History."
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 11:08 pm
I was downtown today and saw a dude wearing a shirt that said on the back "Throw Your Hatchets in The Air"...he was with two young girls one of whom was pushing a stroller. Another young man walked up to them and did some sort of handshake in which much motion was put forth by both hands but the hands only touched a minimal amount of times. The second young man then walked on, eventually passing me, and then as he got passed me he began a liturgical chant of "Need Buds?Got Buds!" as he approached another young man holding a skateboard.

I still don't get it
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 11:13 pm
mark queef is speaking subliminally to me.

Danger - Nightmare
Doomsday - Nightmare
Murder - Nightmare
Nightmare, Nightmare
Posted: Apr 14, 2009 11:52 pm
BAM! http://secure.hatchetgear.com/v3/shop.php?sw=shoes&ds=2866

But size 5-8?

The blue ones are size 7, 9, and 13.

Posted: Apr 15, 2009 12:00 am | Edited by: Rich Balls
BAM! http://secure.hatchetgear.com/v3/shop.php?sw=shoes&ds=2866

I thought ICP fans were dirtbags with no money.

I guess ICP makes shit tons off merch, they own their own factory that prints and ships all the shirts etc, or some shit.
For being retards, they sure know how to make millions off of ugly shit!
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 12:23 am
yeah, they seem like the perfect merchandisers... they probably sell a certain number of cds, but every person who buys a cd also buys some kinda merch... and probably lots of merch.

not just a band... a lifestyle!
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:46 am
not just a band... a lifestyle!

Is this still the Jajouka thread?
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:58 am
could be!
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 2:11 am
The magic fag’s manager this stupid bitch, actually climbed up on stage and in a panic for her venue being destroyed, grabbed the Faygo bucket.

Who's the magic fag? Did they have a magician open for them????
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 2:15 am
Who's the magic fag?
Likely talking about the Magic Bag, a music venue in Ferndale, near Detroit, but more like Royal Oak!
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 3:20 am
so i went to this shake junt in evansville, indiana this past weekend with some friends of mine. there was a chick there stripping with an ICP tramp stamp, no joke. i about fell outta my fucking chair laughing when i saw it.
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 6:49 am
I wonder if the juggalos are having a similar discussion on their own message board about the goners.
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 7:32 am
My sister (who is NOT and ICP fan) owned a record store in Fort collins Colorado. I guess Fago is not sold in those parts. She would come to visit family in Indiana and buy several cases of it and sell them for 10 bucks each at her store. I think she was paying something along the lines of 80 cents each?
She said it was really crazy how people just went nuts over the stuff. Plus she felt like a drug dealer.
I am glad that alcohol is the accepted drink at shows I attend.
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 10:42 am
I wonder if the juggalos are having a similar discussion on their own message board about the goners.
probably not. we're all a bunch of white trash losers with no taste. and bad hair. we don't even register.
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 11:02 am
Sav-A-Lot sells Faygo 3 liters here so that would be the rare, regional variant for extreme clown crackers in 'rado, brah.
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:32 pm
Better start saving up for the gathering of the Juggalos: http://www.juggalogathering.com/home.php
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:45 pm
Better start saving up for the gathering of the Juggalos: http://www.juggalogathering.com/home.php

The Gathering of the Juggalos is the biggest event of the year in Underground music.

nothing in the forum section. bummin'!
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 1:57 pm
white trash losers with no taste. and bad hair.

doesn't that describe juggalos too though?
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 2:17 pm
I have a friend who lives near Bend, Oregon. She and her boyfriend were having a fight one night about something and he stormed out. About ten minutes later she got a knock on the door from her downstairs neighbor. It was this 18 year old kid, kinda pudgy, wearing black and wearing a "hat with a running ax man" on it. The guy said "Hey, I heard the argument and I wanted you to know that I was watching out for you. You don't have to worry about anything. My Juggalo brothers and I will make sure you are ok." She said thanks, freaked out and called me saying that she had gang members living below her that were "wanting to make her one of their bitches." Could be the hardest I laughed in years.
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 2:26 pm
apparently andrew wk is down wit da clown too:
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 3:10 pm
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 10:01 pm
How can I make my facepaint look fresh? Can I bring my pet gimp to the Gathering? How much blood can I drain from a dead chicken? All valid questions, and we know you've got more.

Right now, the Gathering is a swirling storm of chaotic force, spawned of the mighty Tempest, and tempered by the wicked will of ICP, Twiztid, and their Psychopathic Homies. There's so much flavor falling into place...


That flash game has one 'beating the fuck out of some homies with a bat', stealing three dollars of one of them, procuring a bottle of the faygo and returning back home to the trailer. And they say Grand Theft Auto is realistic.

I hate Andrew WK more than I thought now.
Posted: Apr 15, 2009 10:43 pm
I hate Andrew WK more than I thought now.

Nope, that was great.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 1:40 am
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:21 am
For those who have been to previous Gatherings, you know there is a magic that happens when so many Juggalos come together, a powerful bond that forms and reverberates through everyone setting foot on those grounds. It's a feeling of belonging that few find anywhere else, and all crave to feel once again.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:31 am
andrew wk is down wit da clown too:

He must be super desperate these days....what happenned ?
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:32 am
i dunno, but i'd play there for free if i was famous. that shit looks good on a resume!
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:37 am
There's a gathering happenin in august...


This is on the "what to bring page"

Good Things to Bring
* Camping gear (tents, survival rations, flashlights, sleeping bags, rain gear, etc.)
* Food, snacks, and such (we have it at the park as well)
* Towels and toiletries for the showers
* Disposable cameras
* Backpacks and travel bags to carry stuff
* Bug spray and bug torches
* Cell phones and communicators
* Ninja suits, and costumes of any kind
* Sexy Juggalettes
* Face paint
* Folding chairs
* Juggalo pride
* Love and presents for your favorite Psychopathic employee!
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 10:01 am
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 11:34 am
it'll be a psycopathetic good time
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 11:38 am
* Towels and toiletries for the showers

ugh. you get to see those fat fucks naked.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 1:56 pm
Anything that makes others faint, duck or vomit

So, that means that the entire shebang is cancelled?
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 2:53 pm
Sexy Juggalettes? If you have EVER seen such a thing, post a pic! I'm waiting.........
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 3:53 pm

"Dark Carnival"? Wasn't that one of those shitty Zebra horror novels?
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 6:08 pm
fuck gonerfest.
i know where i'll be this year.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 6:13 pm
atta boy!
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 6:17 pm
i have never even seen a juggalo in real life. they must be rarer than black folks around these parts.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 6:18 pm
"Dark Carnival"? Wasn't that one of those shitty Zebra horror novels?

It was also the post-Destroy All Monsters band that featured Niagara and Ron Asheton.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 6:21 pm
i have never even seen a juggalo in real life. they must be rarer than black folks around these parts.

you have. they prob just weren't wearing their paint. if you see any kids with stupid faces in those giaint pants with zippers and dumb shit all over them, they're probably juggalos.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 6:51 pm
we're a dozen years behind the trend curve up here. if they do dress like that they keep it out of public view, thankfully.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 6:58 pm | Edited by: frankenspline

"Dark Carnival"? Wasn't that one of those shitty Zebra horror novels?

wikipedia entry

I think that storefront (it's in an older, dying mall) might have been been a haunted house project crafted by troubled teens. Shortly after I snapped the photo, I saw a mentor-led group of about 50 trashy kids into there, a few of which sported ICP gear.

a high school recently banned ICP-wear and classified it as gang-related apparel:
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/10/lebanon_bans_insane_c lown_poss.html

be sure to read the enlightening comments.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 7:02 pm
be sure to read the enlightening comments.

Want a laugh? Just Google image search "Juggalo" or "gothopotamus".

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:32 pm
I just encountered the most wicked vehicle ever.
I got footage and still photos of the g-ride uploading on YouTube right now.
You can see me in the reflection of the truck windows.
yeah, that's me.
I tresspassed on mutha fuckkkin Juggalo soil in broad daylight to capture this
brilliant footage ... just for Bazooka Joe!
(and there is also a small tribute to the ICP shoes)
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:34 pm
hahahaa... alright! hurry up!
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:38 pm
Jeez, where's the sexy Juggalettes? Not even one?

The only Juggalo I ever saw was at Oaks Park in Portland, and he was BLACK. Go figure...
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:38 pm
its not fully done uploading yet (a bit grainy), but you get the point!

(48906 is a Lansing zipcode, the only non-Juggalo sticker allowed)

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:50 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! how much meth do you hafta do to go that berzerk? you are THE MAN for taping that shit, and thanks for not giving it a soundtrack.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:51 pm | Edited by: Rich Balls
oh, it does have a soundtrack!
turn up the volume! (bump that shit)
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 9:55 pm
how much meth do you hafta do to go that berzerk?
sadly, this is only three blocks from my house, I've been planning to document this machine for over a month now ... today was the day!
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 10:16 pm
That ride is hi-larious!!!!! holy shit...
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 11:06 pm
where's the sexy Juggalettes?

CrucialDude says "Juggalo search gold" then qualifies it a bit. I wouldn't kick her outta the sack!
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 11:12 pm
Sexy Juggolettes?

Faygo tits drenched in Faygo nectar?

I've seen sexy metal chicks, suicide chicks, even emo chicks. The list goes on...

But nothing.

I will start a threat called "Juggalo Haiku" tomorrow. Or maybe later to-nite.
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 11:17 pm
Greasepaint on my face
So fucked up I can't believe
This bitch won't fuck me
Posted: Apr 16, 2009 11:35 pm
That ride is hi-larious!!!!! holy shit...

Juggalo bought a Sign Shop when he got laid off? That ride's got more CAD cut vinyl than every car and truck in Detroit combined!
Posted: Apr 17, 2009 12:43 am
Posted: Apr 17, 2009 12:59 am
Posted: Apr 17, 2009 9:35 am
thats classy.
Posted: Apr 17, 2009 5:07 pm
I'm so glad I hate children.

you know thats a dead baby, right?
Posted: Apr 17, 2009 6:23 pm
If parading a dead fetus around is good enough for Rick Santorum it's good enough for the juggalo ninja and his juggalette.
Posted: Apr 17, 2009 6:38 pm
whew! no pics. sigh...
Posted: Apr 17, 2009 11:10 pm
ok im a juggalette

i go to school

and i think ya'll are stupid to do this if

you are going to say all of this ya'll need to back up your storys

i have never been in jail and none of the
people i know have

so i need ya'll to check this out

and there is a church for juggalos and letts

and there is nothin people can say to stop


we are a juggalo family

and we have to deal with people with

you all the time telling us that

icp is bullshit music

i have been down for almost 2002

and i am still a good person

i still go to skool

i know plenty of juggalettes

that have a good family and the baby ya'll keep tell us to go look up

i think you need to know that the mother was doing drugs because she was a stupid bitch and

after her baby died she called

the radio show asking for

free stuff

because she was a bad mother not all people

i do not smoke weed or do drugs and i do not

drink in any way

and that just stupid

so i need you to do your reserch before you say anything

the kid wear there cloths because
it makes them fell like they belong somewhere

because they never have

so you just too the only thing that they ever had

and burned it

you are all stupid people

may god forgive you for this

because i know i wont

you are all stupid stupid people

all the love



and we are not a gange in anyway

All the clown love



and dysturbed child


Posted: Apr 18, 2009 4:53 pm
voice of reason:
Posted: Apr 18, 2009 7:03 pm
Why are fascination and repulsion so closely linked?
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 5:21 am
This is 100% real
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 5:24 am
Also - BEST female rapper out right now:
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 7:15 am
Well, that just made my day!
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 7:26 am
Kick ass fuckin' thread resurrection & all that good happy stuff. Hit me back woop woop.
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 9:12 am
i had to go to the MALL yesterday to get a new hat (cooperstown collection orioles lid!) and i wandered into spencer's. they had a hatchet man belt buckle with a hidden dope holder. shit was fly as fuck! i didn't have the extra scratch to pick it up though. kinda bummin'. next payday i guess...
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 2:59 pm
There's still a mall that has Spencer's? How about Orange Julius?
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 3:40 pm
how about a Chess King or Merry Go Round?
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 4:30 pm
There's still a mall that has Spencer's? How about Orange Julius?

i wish! there's little out there that can top an orange julius.
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 4:31 pm
how about a Chess King or Merry Go Round?

i think it's called "aeropostale" now.
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 4:47 pm
we still got orange julius, but no more hot dog on a stick
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 4:52 pm
that sucks!
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 6:39 pm
We have Spencer's and Orange Julius at our mall.
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 9:09 pm
We have a Spencer"s in Tupelo. My kid bought a Kurt Cobain action figure there once....they have a lot of beer pong stuff...I'd like to play that.
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 9:22 pm
i think you'd be better off with the "new sex position every day" book they have in the back.
Posted: Mar 5, 2012 9:57 pm
Funderwear and Home of the Whopper briefs.

Oh, and the Fart Book.

T&A posters with muscle cars.

Things you could get a Spencers the last time I saw one, maybe 15 years ago.

Hickory Farms outlet stores ruled. RIP.
Posted: Mar 6, 2012 8:21 am
My response to Andrew WK's jugallo karaoke, as interesting as that was:

Posted: Mar 6, 2012 12:23 pm

ICP to play SXSW. I don't know which one just jumped the shark...
Posted: Mar 6, 2012 9:07 pm
My response to Andrew WK's jugallo karaoke, as interesting as that was:

I was at that show. good times.
Posted: Mar 9, 2012 12:16 pm
Juggalos come out to Nobunny shows now because of the Third Man connection. Family.
Posted: Mar 9, 2012 3:01 pm
Posted: Mar 9, 2012 3:36 pm
Third Hatchet Man?
Posted: Mar 9, 2012 3:37 pm
New Nobunny song "Juggle High, Juggle Low"
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