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Posted: Mar 6, 2009 10:31 am
 
so the dude that sits behind me is sitting at his desk clipping his toenails...I usually don't give a fuck what people do...but this seems kinda wrong to me...could be my hangover.

anyone else got gros co-workers?
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 10:33 am
 
I agree that clipping your toenails at your desk is super inappropriate. That's pretty gross.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 10:38 am
 
yeah...totally gross...he wears flip flops everyday too...so I will always think of him with his foot dangling over the wastebasket...click! click! click!...clipping away...eating a donut between toes...sick
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 10:48 am
 
I was told by former co-workers that (as of two weeks ago) my ex-boss lady had been wearing the same pair of pants, every day, since the beginning of the year.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 10:56 am | Edited by: gore
 
I was told by former co-workers that (as of two weeks ago) my ex-boss lady had been wearing the same pair of pants, every day, since the beginning of the year.


I've got one of those too...wears the same pair of jeans and orange yahoo! sports hoodie every day...jeans are taking on that yellowish discoloration you get on your fingers from smoking
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 11:15 am
 
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 11:33 am
 
Bray!

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Posted: Mar 6, 2009 11:34 am
 
hey gore, you forgot norma jean who didn't reply to the email i sent her last night. i'm totally grossed out.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 12:41 pm
 
gotta a co-worker who can really go into detail about her sinuses/ mucus/ scar tissue/ gastro issues. if she were entertaining, i might give it a pass. but it's just gross and tedious.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 12:41 pm
 
hey gore, you forgot norma jean who didn't reply to the email i sent her last night. i'm totally grossed out.


yeah everyone is jumping the gun...the routing is not done...from NYC on 7/5 to Denver on 7/11 is not realistic
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 1:01 pm
 
I had a co-worker a few years ago who was totally oblivious to his own funk. His nickname was "The Onion" or to the people who had to work right next to him, "Ass Cheese".
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 1:17 pm
 
I had a coworker that had some serious funk. He wore this bomber jacket every day, summer and winter, no matter what. It smelled like a Rhino's asshole. One day I walked into the office at work and I gagged from his funk. I made him go home. It was seriously ruthless air nastiness.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 3:04 pm
 
a good thing to do with a smelly co-worker is, next time they go to the bathroom or go on break, put a little malt vinegar on there seat.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 3:43 pm
 
None of my coworkers gross me out.
I don't know if they would say the same about me.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 4:12 pm
 
One of the middle-aged office ladies at a long-ago job liked to wear pretty sleeveless dresses in the summer--unfortunately she wasn't on top of her pit hair maintenance and thus earned the name "Wooly Bully".

-Ryan
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 4:49 pm
 
SOMEONE IN THIS BUILDING TAKES THE FUNKIEST DUMPS. I HATE THEM.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 6:55 pm
 
SOMEONE IN THIS BUILDING TAKES THE FUNKIEST DUMPS. I HATE THEM.

that's the worst. i work on a floor with other businesses/offices & we all share a bathroom. when someone takes a stinky dump it wafts through the whole hallway.

and it appears many of the guys can't get their pee in the urinal. or maybe they're all blind. or something. a couple drips is acceptable but looking like you just ignored the urinal altogether is not.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 8:36 pm
 
I always wondered how people get their loaves to smell exactly like topsoil.
Posted: Mar 6, 2009 10:13 pm
 
one of my old cube neighbors was an ADD casualty of the highest order. she constantly slathered herself in stinky perfume, disinfected her desk and stuff with lysol spray, talked as if she was standing next to a jet engine, etc.

she ran marathons for fun. gab, gab, gab. cried profusely whenever something was stressful. had a fake tan and wrinkles that made her look like she was 45. turned out she was 24. if she wasn't so impossibly "healthy" I'd have guessed she had a coke habit fierce enough to kill a rhinoceros.

she also had the worst taste in music-- and would absent-mindedly sing along to whatever she was listening to, like Seal and that "King of Wishful Thinking" song.
Posted: Mar 7, 2009 12:22 am
 
my co-worker had TWO botched vasectomies a couple years ago. the thirid one finally took, but the first two managed to make his balls grow to the size of giant black (he's a white dude) grapefruit. it was so bad that he could barely walk and when he did, he'd only get around with a cane. whenever he stood up or sat down, he made a sound like a dying old farm animal. the whole debacle ran over the course of maybe three or four months - he worked from home and would commute to the office maybe once or twice a week. whenever he'd come in or call in, he'd give you ALL the gory fucking details of his damaged man-bits and the fucked up diagnoses his doctor would give him, and talk about how he could barely sit down to shit because his balls were so grossly swollen. it would break your heart and make you want to puke at the same time. the worst of it, though, had to be that he was super into new age, so after his long drawn out state of the balls speech, he'd go into how it must be happening for a reason, to make him a better person, and how it could be worse and he was learning to be more appreciative of how great his life really was, all things considered. ugh. still fucking grosses me out to think about it. he's better now, but sometimes he wears a kilt to work, as if all was forgotten or something.

...did i win?
Posted: Mar 7, 2009 1:36 am
 
I always wondered how people get their loaves to smell exactly like topsoil.
Pica disorder...?
Posted: Mar 7, 2009 1:38 am
 
...did i win?
everybody wins on The Goner Message Board!
Posted: Mar 7, 2009 2:30 am
 
There is a Kindergarten teacher at my school who snorts, hocks a loogee, and spits while leading her class outside. Classy! A couple of her kids have started doing it too.
Posted: Mar 7, 2009 11:00 am
 
Not a coworker but I've got a wild farting russian security guy at my gym.
Posted: Mar 7, 2009 1:21 pm
 
i used to work down the hall from a yoga studio and we all shared the same bathroom. those people were the nastiest fuckers in the world, the way the state that they would leave the bathroom. the worst part was that they'd always go in barefoot.
Posted: Mar 9, 2009 3:12 am
 
did i win
great idea for a porno jack would watch
Posted: Mar 9, 2009 8:41 am
 
There is a Kindergarten teacher at my school who snorts, hocks a loogee, and spits while leading her class outside. Classy! A couple of her kids have started doing it too.

Emily???
Posted: Mar 10, 2009 11:39 am | Edited by: Uptight White
 
I wrote up an employee once for shaving at his desk with an electric razor. This was after having sent him home twice for his interpretation of casual Friday (T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops), despite the fact that we never had a casual Friday.
Posted: Mar 10, 2009 1:23 pm
 
Wow! You are uptight.
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