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Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:31 pm
 
i can't even post about digital leather without immediately getting a ton of replies? this place is a ghost town!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:37 pm
 
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:42 pm
 
I know... I think we only have about four regulars now.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:44 pm
 
Telepathy is the new message board.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:49 pm
 
too much dipshit baker, not enough anything else.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:54 pm
 
Not enough Kevin!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:55 pm
 
I still look to read what's going on here (nothing much) but really haven't had anything to say recently. I guess I'd rather not post if it's pointless.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:55 pm
 
Morse code is the new telepathy.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:57 pm
 
i miss the days when i could mention a band and the next day they'd go platinum.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 1:57 pm
 
Semaphore is the new tastemaker.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:03 pm
 
post if it's pointless

I thought that was the point?
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:05 pm
 
Sign language is the new point.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:14 pm
 
I'm pointing my didjits up in all y'alls faces
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:15 pm
 
I like balloons.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:16 pm
 
UTF-EBCDIC is the new y'all's faces.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:19 pm
 
The Points are the new Didjits.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:23 pm
 
i had some kim chee with lunch that had snot pouring out my nose like a rubber hose
but like when you have the spicey food runny nose is it 'snot'? i seems much more watery than snot but it's coming out the nose so it must be, right?
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:23 pm
 
Not enough ferrets!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:25 pm
 
Snot is the new Kim Chee!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:25 pm
 
Y'all make me feel like dancing
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:25 pm
 
Pegasi are the new unicorns.

Lightning is the new rainbow.

Beadwork is the new colored vinyl.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:30 pm
 
Not enough ferrets!


just when i had lost all hope...
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:40 pm
 
much more watery than snot but it's coming out the nose so it must be, right?

You thought it was a booger but it'snot?
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:53 pm
 
much more watery than snot but it's coming out the nose so it must be, right?

My boss was telling me about the time he took his two year old to an Italian restaurant with him, but had to leave, because the kid wouldn't stop crying and they couldn't figure out why. When they got home they blew his nose and a foot long piece of spaghetti came out.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 2:54 pm
 
I like dreaming
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 3:17 pm
 
I'd like to be a fly on the wall when all of the new folks come here for the auction and read this board.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 3:29 pm
 
I like to rock the party.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 3:44 pm
 
i would like to see more pedos go to jail and more lame restaurants close because of the goner board
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 3:47 pm
 
"Styrofoam" is my favorite song by DU. Cold hoary winter days and medium grade schwag make me lose all train of thought.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 5:17 pm
 
i had to take a test i didn't study for. i was also busy winning wolfrock on ebay.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 5:30 pm
 
Morse code is the new telepathy.

Don't steal my joke.

The truth is there is only so many times you can talk about how awesome an album is. I mean most album discussions go like this

"I like the new Funky Buttloving record"

"Me too, it's been on my turntable for a week now"

"You two suck that band is horrible"

"What the fuck are you talking about"

"I'd rather listen to the Fuzzy Gallants"


Blah blah blah give me a break, I'd rather talk about candy canes and chocolate sauce.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 5:44 pm
 
give me a break

it's all about choco tacos and atomic fireballs
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 5:49 pm
 
RAPE!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 6:05 pm
 
atomic fireballs


i've ben eating tons of these lately. the best!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 6:59 pm
 
son of a bith joe!!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 7:37 pm
 
The rest of the world moves on and here we are. What does that say about us? I don't give a fuck. Anyway, things come in waves. This just isn't the crest at the moment. To be frank I prefer it this way. Except that one guy who seems to be the new alienator.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 7:55 pm
 
I don't know about anyone else but my job has started monitoring everything we do online, so I've been hesitant to even read the goner board during the day. Glad I'm not missing much.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 8:22 pm
 
everything is boring. except sasha grey....she is very un-boring...
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 8:46 pm
 
Except that one guy who seems to be the new alienator.

Hello to you, too, fuck O!
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 9:53 pm
 
things come in waves.

and love comes in spurts.

ouch.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:07 am
 
Beadwork is the new colored vinyl.
Do you do that on a loom, or around your dreads?

atomic fireballs
Those gave my high school boyfriend an ulcer he ate so many of them.

Yeah, it has been kinda deadville here lately. I look every day, but there's nothing new, and I have nothing to add. I'm in an indignant anger stage right now, so I'm no fun anyway. Hmm, could it be caused by lack of Gonerboard...?
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:37 am
 
I look every day, but there's nothing new, and I have nothing to add.

pretty much how i feel about it.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 2:14 am
 
Glad I'm not missing much.
I trust Goner more than FOX!!!
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 2:16 am
 
but I still LOVE the Goner board!! True to the game since 2004!
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 5:55 am
 
Trading Action Man for Baker was, in retrospect, a huge mistake. The proof is in the ratings. The rat Baker leaves, and people will jump aboard again.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 6:35 am
 
Chico worse than Baker.
At least Baker ain't a cop-caller.
Action Man got a job.
I think it was his downfall.
But I love spending his money.
Look at me!
I'm a Bob Kondrak!
With shitty poetry!
Or some other crappy writer,
mentioned in this
wacky thread.
I'm a fucking poet.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 8:22 am
 
I'm a fucking poet
a good punctuator too..
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 8:45 am
 
Haunted George needs to post more.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 9:20 am
 
I was Magic Juan
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 9:27 am
 
I was Magic Juan

haaaaaaaaaaa! is dunlap reading this?
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 9:32 am
 
no really I was Majic Juan . Magic Juan was a fake
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 9:58 am
 
Who was Styx?
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 10:25 am
 
dunlap i think.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 10:27 am
 
man, I really wanted to start a band called The Jesus Sneezes, but someone already has that one. Seriously. Do you think I would get sued if I started a band called "We Sound Like Styx"?
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 11:14 am
 
The Points are the new Didjits.
the points are good band...I dig 'em
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 11:17 am
 
I can't use keyboards any more. I can set up video conference calls though, so gimme a time when you're all free.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 11:27 am
 
Admit it. You miss me.
I may be retired from the Senate and the GonerBoard, but I'm still partying here at Stall No. 3, Minneapolis Airport Men's Room! Cum on by and we'll drop drawers, open our pores, and bang on stall doors!

I love you guys almost as much as famous potatoes
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:25 pm
 
Is it finally time for me to step up my posting activity?

I think the universe is trying to tell me something; I believe I've finally got a handle on this whole "Goner" thing, and I've been woodshedding posts on my old TRS-80. (I think I'm about to break big here.)

I mean I don't think I could be up there with your Bazooka Joes, Rape Apes, D-Trains or other heavy hitters but I'd like to think I could reside comfortably next to a Mark Beef, or a Guy.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:43 pm
 
believe me
if you resided next to me the last thing you'd be would be comfortable
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:51 pm
 
yeah, you'd be eaten.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:51 pm
 
propane, propane.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 1:00 pm
 
BRAINS, BRAINS
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 1:22 pm
 
much more watery than snot but it's coming out the nose so it must be, right?

My boss was telling me about the time he took his two year old to an Italian restaurant with him, but had to leave, because the kid wouldn't stop crying and they couldn't figure out why. When they got home they blew his nose and a foot long piece of spaghetti came out.


Children should be banned from all Italian restaurants save for Chuck E Cheese.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 1:50 pm
 
much more watery than snot but it's coming out the nose so it must be, right?

My boss was telling me about the time he took his two year old to an Italian restaurant with him, but had to leave, because the kid wouldn't stop crying and they couldn't figure out why. When they got home they blew his nose and a foot long piece of spaghetti came out.

Children should be banned from all Italian restaurants save for Chuck E Cheese.


Hah-hah, good one bro! (how am I doing so far?)
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 2:15 pm
 
i miss wang chung
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 2:26 pm
 
i miss wang chung

Yeah, I figured he'd be bidding on Tommy Trouble's English Lessons auction.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 2:28 pm
 
you knowings!
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 4:15 pm
 
This thread makes me a sad panda.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 9:05 pm
 
I don't like that lili z record.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 9:14 pm
 
well fuck you!

also, you never emailed me your address.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 9:38 pm
 
Here's some fodder for the old timers

oh..riggler....where are you????
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 8:04 am
 
really? I thought I did. I will.

Sorry, to offend, is she family?
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 8:10 am
 
Been busy,no computer,and i haven't had much to write. Still a lurker,though.

I'm sure it'll pick back up soon...
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 1:02 pm
 
Anyone put doritos on salads? This dude I work with does it. It looks really weird with 1000 island dressing. I think he is pregnant.
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 1:44 pm
 
A lady in the mental hospital I was at for school told me she made an amazing taco salad. Doritos was the secret ingredient.
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 2:00 pm
 
Sorry, to offend, is she family?


no, i just have a crush on her.
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 2:54 pm
 
Doritos was the secret ingredient.

great on homemade taco salad
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 3:01 pm
 
really? the man may not be pregnant. he may merely be a genius.
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 3:29 pm
 
Woops, I've been typing in goner-records.com/forums for months now. I thought it was down.
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 5:36 pm
 
Pizza will always dominate!!
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 8:54 pm
 
heavy hitters

Hey ! I lost like 30 plus pounds already!


Rollins by spring, Rollins by spring...
Posted: Jan 30, 2009 3:19 pm
 
I miss seeing how much you pigs eat in the food and drink section.
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