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Posted: Jan 26, 2009 1:24 am
 
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Their Latest, pathetic ad:





Let us reflect on their pinnacle, oh the glory



for Hunckley.
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 11:31 am
 
Show me my opponents!
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 1:09 pm
 
dey rollin!
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 2:17 pm
 
Wow, I have never seen those before. That is quite a long story line and a bit too much bad acting for a tax refund commercial.
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 2:59 pm
 
holy fucking shit. its like cinemax for budget tax prep.
Posted: Jan 26, 2009 3:14 pm
 
dear christ. why did they have to use a rip off of that already stupid shit tyler perry character madea???? why????!!!??
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 11:56 am | Edited by: Uptight White
 
As long as you have a fat, goofy, white guy making a fool out of himself and pulling in suckers for tax advance services, unfortunately it doesn't matter to the Mo' Money folks if it works in any thematic sense.
Posted: Jan 27, 2009 3:28 pm
 
I can't believe that shit reaches from Memphis up to Columbus Ohio!
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:15 pm
 
Who was the attorney who had the commercials with that song:

"I got those Charges main, I got those Charges main"

It was some lady in a car who got pulled over for something. The next scene was this ghetto fab attorney walking into the courtroom like Shaft. Someone please tell me who this was.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:23 pm
 
T Flowers, mane!!!
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 12:31 pm
 
Looked for commercial, found this from Flyer:

Beat It

There's a problem with most advertising these days: It just isn't real enough. On the other hand, it doesn't get much realer than traffic tickets, misdemeanors, juvenile delinquency, and felonies, and those are the very things Memphis lawyer T. Flowers, Esquire, says he can help you with on radio spots like this one:

Sippin on dat Goose/Rollin off da ex.

Police won't let me loose, less I come up with a check.

Violate my personal space, searchin through my clothes

Found my weed, found my rose, now I'm locked up on the floor.

I got them charges, maine.

I got them charges, maine.

I call my lawyer T. Flowers, now I'm out again.

For those not down with the lingo, the above narrator was popped for having an open vodka container, but when the authorities patted him down they found ecstasy, pot, and paraphernalia for smoking crystal meth (a rose pipe). And if putting the beatdown on some pitiful hophead's not real enough for you, check this second radio spot for Flowers' legal services:

I came home from work and I'm lookin for my man

I found him in the bed sleepin wit my best friend

I went and grabbed his Glock, couldn't stop, oh my god

Somebody call T. Flowers, I'm about to catch a charge.

He beat them charges, maine.

He beat them charges, maine.

It's unclear if the charge beaten in this case is murder or assault with a deadly weapon. Either way, the unfortunate woman would have certainly gone to prison without Flowers' able assistance. Given Memphis' recent crime wave, it's good to know there's an attorney who can provide our police officers the kind of legal representation they deserve.
Posted: Jan 28, 2009 2:03 pm
 
YES!!!!

I tried a couple of years ago to find the commercials on youtube and the like, but no dice.
Posted: Jan 29, 2009 8:27 am
 
Post of the day/week/month, chort!

T Flowers is definitely keepin' it real.
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 5:02 pm
 
Wha?!:

Changing their name to "Money Co." ?!

R.I.P. Mo Money Taxes.

Guess the competition ( ) got to 'em.
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 6:12 pm
 
Posted: Jan 20, 2011 6:22 pm
 
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