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Posted: Dec 4, 2008 12:03 am
 
1. White Castle Employee's
2. a #1 value meal from Taco Bell thats cold
3. A store that has one too many Seals and Crofts records.
4. Human Babies born with lobster claws!!!
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 12:54 am
 
Lazy eyes
Fish heads
Sarah Palin
THIS FUCKING THING!
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 1:13 am
 
the mall around christmastime
the sheer number of stupid people that exist in the world
people that have zero ability to drive while talking on their cellphone and are behind the wheel of vehicles larger than mine
buffets for the most part (ye olde feeding troughs. gross.)
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 2:07 am
 

scary.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 9:49 am
 
moths, spiders, my house falling over
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 10:25 am
 
my house falling over

Esp with the heavy goods trains that have been going past our place recently...

Unemployment
Parkinson's (granddad had it)
Spiders
Having to listen to Radiohead/Kings of Leon/any other crap indie twaddle all day

Death, strangely enuff, is alreet by me, but make it quick!
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 11:08 am
 
snakes
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 11:19 am
 
Getting old
Serial Killers
sharks
getting shot on the highway for cutting someone off
alzheimers
peaches ( )
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 11:31 am
 
Mac and Cheese
Phyllis Diller
Crocodiles
Bats
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 11:49 am
 
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 12:07 pm
 
the smell of a terminally ill person

mentally ill people that are so far off the charts that they don't think they are ill, yet destroy everything in their paths

the sheer stupidity of the masses

the fact that I think about having kids to help rectify the sheer stupidity of the masses

religious fanatics
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 12:09 pm
 
Damn C-bar don't believe the hype! Terrorists could level a biological or nuclear attack right now! Maybe a bio nukulahr attak!
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 12:44 pm
 
The thought of:

General anesthesia not working during surgery
The two molars that need to be removed
Breweries going bankrupt due to recession
The possibility that I might stutter when speaking in public (that thought does actually make me stutter)
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 2:33 pm
 
Damn C-bar don't believe the hype! Terrorists could level a biological or nuclear attack right now! Maybe a bio nukulahr attak!

Yeah, that one not so much, but the Yellowstone one scares the living SHIT outta me.

Breweries going bankrupt due to recession

I'm pretty sure that not only are alcohol sales recession proof, but a recession would probably HELP them quite a bit! Might be the only thing worth investing in these days...
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 2:56 pm
 
The Supreme Court. Well, four of 'em, anyway.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 3:18 pm
 
Jan Svankmajer's adaptation of JABBERWOCKY scared the hell out of me when I first saw it, and it still gives me the creeps. Why a school librarian would show a film like that to a bunch of 1st graders is beyond me.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 3:32 pm
 
Jan Svankmajer's adaptation of JABBERWOCKY

Or 'The Pit, the Pendulum, and Hope'
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 4:00 pm
 
Rapists who look completely harmless
Budget revisions
Tornadoes
Abused threatened dogs (specifically the 3 pits on Park near Semmes tied with threadbare, ropes in the front yard)
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 5:34 pm
 
money
having lots of it
having none of it
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 6:25 pm
 
my stupid car finally giving up
people who think it's ok to teach children that dinosaurs and man co-existed
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 6:26 pm
 
actually that last one just sends me into an apoplectic rage more than scares me. but it does scare me a little, too.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 6:45 pm
 
people who think it's ok to teach children that dinosaurs and man co-existed

it kinda makes my brain bleed a little bit that people actually think this way sometimes. i keep forgetting how big of morons people can be. did they learn this "fact" by watching the fucking flintstones or what?
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 7:21 pm
 
"Bob" from Twin Peaks
Brain cancer
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 7:22 pm
 
Frank Booth from Blue Velvet
...and Rober Blake's character in Lost Highway

David Lynch scares me
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 7:29 pm
 
Hey saispas..are you on foot when you are at Park and Semmes? If not dont worry about dem pits.
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 7:49 pm
 
money
rats
I-40 from Knoxville to Asheville
(heights)
that noise in my attic the other day
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 9:24 pm | Edited by: Miss Faye
 
skanky skinny white meth head hookers (although I could be mistaking sick fascination for fear)
paralysis
smart burglars
definitely rats & heights (we've got two in common Alisa!)
when good kids have total retards for parents
Stephen King stories, but it's a good scare
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 9:30 pm
 
smart burgers

is that like a really lean turkey burger or something? maybe bison?
Posted: Dec 4, 2008 11:27 pm
 
I-40 from Knoxville to Asheville

oh i LOVE that drive. it's GORGEOUS. winding as a motherfucker but beautiful. love love love it.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 1:18 am
 
Cliffs & heights. Pretty sure I'm afraid I'll jump.
Onset of Alzheimers/Dimentia but it's reassuring, too, somehow.
No money at "Retirement"
"Midnight At The Oasis"
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 1:24 am
 
I remember John McCain saying "the best thing about Alzheimers is, you can hide your own easter eggs".
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 5:30 am | Edited by: Alisa
 
Pretty sure I'm afraid I'll jump.

me too!
I mean, I never would. But right before I get that puking feeling I can see my imminent demise from falling or jumping.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 1:45 pm
 
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 1:54 pm
 
Religious Fanatics
Homophobics
Racists
Addicts
Any slow torturous death that fucks with my vanity
Adult Diapers
Never being able to afford a new car, a vacation or a house
The apocolypse happening and my glasses break rendering me basically handicap
The idea of never dancing again
Roaches-especailly the big flying kind
The very overdue Earthquake in Memphis
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 1:55 pm
 
[i][money
having lots of it
having none of it/i]


BRILLIANT!
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 1:57 pm
 
"Bob" from Twin Peaks

Completely Agree.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 2:01 pm
 
scary

It's Hosoi! so he's got a hall pass.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 2:03 pm
 
Also
the thought of me breeding
and that the hold smoking cigarettes has on me.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 2:05 pm
 
Sadistic torture.

Tool videos.

Captain EO.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 4:47 pm
 
OAKRIDGE BOYS!! scare me to def!!

so does Ray Stevens.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 5:57 pm
 
scary

It's Hosoi! so he's got a hall pass.

Haven't seen that shit yet.
Damn, Christ and Jay gotta show that limey poofter how to rock the hair!
The intro was nice, otherwise a total yawn!
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 7:00 pm
 
Barak Obama being in the white house next month.
Posted: Dec 5, 2008 10:21 pm
 
the thought that TEXAS FUNERAL might never come back into print!
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 2:13 am
 
Barak Obama being in the white house next month.
You think McCain/Palin would do any better???
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 2:20 am | Edited by: SSSSSSS
 
Barak Obama being in the white house next month.
You think McCain/Palin would do any better???


Like it fucking matters.
Like Brown Hornet sez...
"The United States government is a band of contemptible robots."

I doesn't matter who you vote for. They're all guaranteed scum.

Face it, you fucks!
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 2:22 am
 
People who you thought were your friends, who didn't have the heart to tell you the truth about what was going on all this time.. this is truly frightining.
These people are not "friends'.
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 2:27 am
 
dtrain, that makes me wanna make some phone calls.

I hope all is well with everyone out there.
Posted: Dec 7, 2008 5:05 pm
 
the thought that TEXAS FUNERAL might never come back into print!

Mr. Indian--you're a goddamn liar!
Posted: Dec 7, 2008 10:21 pm
 
The very overdue Earthquake in Memphis

eek. yeah, no kidding. ugh. i'm not exactly mentally prepared to be torched by exploding gas lines then washed away by the mississippi river running backward. but then again, i did say that when i die, i want to be cremated and my ashes thrown into the river, so i better be careful what i wish for...
Posted: Dec 8, 2008 1:16 am
 
Earthquakes are fun!
Posted: Dec 8, 2008 9:18 am
 
did say that when i die, i want to be cremated and my ashes thrown into the riv

duly noted...
Posted: Dec 8, 2008 7:37 pm
 
The very overdue Earthquake in Memphis
Yeah, no kidding. I'll likely be at school with the responsibility of herding all my non-English speaking refugee students outside. That'll be interesting. Yeesh.
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 6:33 am
 
European record grading
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 7:53 am
 
herding all my non-English speaking refugee students outside

would that be "nhanh chóng!", "rápidamente!" or "поспішати!"
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 3:39 pm
 
I doesn't matter who you vote for. They're all guaranteed scum

Oh, I dunno. I think the last eight years have proven that there's a few differences, at least. It's just that those differences tend not to affect most folks who post on this board.

Says the repentant 2000 Nader voter.
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 12:48 am
 
snakes

Hey, if you liked SSSSSSS, see if you can find Holy Wednesday!!! Just watched it tonight, excellent snake movie! Also a great cars going over cliffs, grizzled old wierdo, and John Phillip Sousa movie! Hope I didn't ruin it.
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 2:45 am
 
if you ruined it, you'd have to pay a fee.
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 7:41 am
 
most of the time i scare myself
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 8:10 am
 
most of the time i scare myself


indeed, luke. me too. (and my son's health [well-being?]))

Desert Places
by: Robert Frost

Snow falling and night falling fast, oh, fast
In a field I looked into going past,
And the ground almost covered smooth in snow,
But a few weeds and stubble showing last.

The woods around it have it--it is theirs.
All animals are smothered in their lairs.
I am too absent-spirited to count;
The loneliness includes me unawares.

And lonely as it is that loneliness
Will be more lonely ere it will be less--
A blanker whiteness of benighted snow
With no expression, nothing to express.

They cannot scare me with their empty spaces
Between stars--on stars where no human race is.
I have it in me so much nearer home
To scare myself with my own desert places.
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 8:24 am | Edited by: spyceeburrito
 
the pennsylvania postal director found the stash! i repeat found the stash!
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 11:43 am
 
THIS SCARES ME MORE THAN IT SHOULD:

http://www.jsonline.com/business/36377314.html
Posted: Dec 18, 2008 5:02 pm
 
Women.
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