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Posted: Nov 30, 2008 8:55 pm
 
He always drops his ice cream cone, thats how ya tell!
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:10 pm
 
How do you tell him that he's retarded and it's never gonna get any better? 'Cuz I have this, um, friend, uh, yeah....
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:42 pm
 
well at least it's not the soap that he's droppin, dutch.
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:51 pm
 
How do you tell if your friend is a retard?

you look at yourself in the mirror and say "friend, are you retarded?"
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 10:11 pm
 
If he's my friend in the first place..
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 11:16 pm
 
Put a knife in his hand, ask him who's special and see if he kills himself.
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 2:07 am
 
cause he's your friend
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 3:27 am
 
he stinks and has drool,
oh no!
that's the bum
i sit beside
waiting for the bus
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 9:29 am
 
Is he wearing sweatpants?
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 10:15 am
 
Is he wearing sweatpants?

Well, he IS retarded!
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 11:15 am
 
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 11:38 am
 
he writes really long, boring stories about his stupid dogs and hitchhiking and calls himself chico harris.
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 12:03 pm
 
Busy day at work, huh jerryd?
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 12:14 pm
 
he writes really long, boring stories about his stupid dogs and hitchhiking and calls himself chico harris.

you call that guy your FRIEND???????
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 8:20 pm
 
you call that guy your FRIEND???????

Hey Lauren, remind me to punch you in your nose next time i see you, smart ass!
Posted: Dec 2, 2008 12:46 am
 
im real name be: BUMBO DREAD!!!
Posted: Dec 2, 2008 2:06 am
 
Is he wearing sweatpants?

Well, he IS retarded!


thats some pretty unusable circular logic. we need to know if the sweatpant wearer is retarded before we can deduce whether or not wearing sweatpants can be used as a deciding factor in identifying retardation. as of now wearing sweatpants is merely a faux-pas to a very small minority.
Posted: Mar 19, 2018 6:12 pm
 
He keeps stabbing your pencil case with your own pens...HE IS RETARDED!!!!
Posted: Mar 20, 2018 2:06 pm
 
Steve Smut is gonna be here on Monday. 'Nuff said.

Wait, does this make me the retard?
Posted: Mar 21, 2018 7:11 am
 
I'm not sure if that's what makes you the retard...
Posted: Mar 21, 2018 3:19 pm
 
fair enough.
Posted: Apr 24, 2018 12:38 pm
 
His name is Bazooka Joe?
Posted: Apr 25, 2018 2:22 pm
 
Hey man, that's my given name. It was given to me in 11th grade!
Posted: May 22, 2018 8:35 am
 
Instead of wondering just beat the shit out of him until you know he's retarded.
Posted: May 22, 2018 8:40 am
 
Fuckmeharddaddy
Get back in the bed son where not done fuckin
Posted: Dec 23, 2018 8:10 am
 
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Posted: Dec 27, 2018 11:38 am
 
he misspells his band name?
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