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Posted: Nov 23, 2008 3:37 pm
Posted: Nov 23, 2008 6:53 pm
My ex was wearing his Goner t-shirt when he got a DUI. I'm sure there must be a mugshot somewhere!
Posted: Nov 23, 2008 8:02 pm
I am somewhat surprised there are no juggalos.
Posted: Nov 23, 2008 10:01 pm
Posted: Nov 23, 2008 11:11 pm
Infamous Green Bay promoter/record store manager/Bears fan/streetbrawler Timebomb Tom Smith has a mug shot circa 1990 wearing a Soul Side shirt after getting stomped by five dudes in a bar. Classic post-hardcore emo barfight soundtrack.

Posted: Nov 24, 2008 11:27 am
I believe that shirt resides in the back room of Exclusive Co....or it did one day when I still worked there and pulled it out of the filing cabinet.
Posted: Nov 24, 2008 1:43 pm
Some good ones I've seen:

American flag w/ "Burn Baby Burn" caption. A guy I knew in Austin used to wear that one on the bus.

Silhouette of Indian w/ gun on horseback. Caption: "My heroes have always killed cowboys."

"Visualize burning police cars"
Posted: Nov 24, 2008 2:19 pm
Posted: Nov 24, 2008 11:21 pm
does no shirt count as a shirt?
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 12:29 am

My favorite was when I got arrested in my homemade Tigers shirt. One of the deputies at jail said "whattaya want lil' tiger?" when I was trying to ask when the fuck I was gonna get out. It was nice because it reminded me that while yes I was in jail and that sucks, I used to be in a cool band. Cheered me right up.
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 5:29 am
"I am somewhat surprised there are no juggalos."

The absence of Warner Brothers and Walt Disney cartoon character shirts also makes this "Top" list highly suspect... Where's Taz?
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 8:01 am
Where's Taz

or "john 2: 16"?
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 9:26 pm
the one time I got arrested I was wearing an If It Ain't Stiff, It Ain't Worth A Fuck shirt; the cops actually found that amusing, which lightened the mood
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 9:33 pm
I got arrested I was wearing an If It Ain't Stiff, It Ain't Worth A Fuck shirt

I'm sure your cell mate loved you!
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 11:51 pm
I've been arrested in a goner shirt! WOO!
good times...
Posted: Nov 25, 2008 11:51 pm
Posted: Nov 26, 2008 10:09 am
dooh.....i got arrested, in i think 97, wearing a Diesel Queens tshirt with Pround NAMBLA member on the back. luckily non of the idiot cops new what NAMBLA was. but the point is...i coulda been ugly
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 7:43 pm
I'd love to be arrested in this shirt:

Posted: Dec 9, 2008 11:53 pm
i kinda want one of those memphis t-shirts
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