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Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:18 pm
 
What is the proper way to put toilet paper back on the dispenser thing? Over or under?

High five!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:19 pm
 
neither, you go THRU.
-hang ten Joe!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:21 pm
 
Yeah, but when you put the roll on do you pull from over or under?

Bonzai!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:32 pm
 
Hmmm...ask Jeeves. Is he still around?
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:40 pm
 
Over. Never believe a person that tells you otherwise.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:41 pm
 
Over unless you like banging your knuckles against the wall.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:45 pm
 
I'm all for over.

No low fives!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:49 pm
 
By over, do you mean overhand? Or the opposite, underhand -other wise known as "Over the Top" or OTT for short.

Overhand is for commies.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 4:57 pm
 
over the top is way more crucial, dude
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 5:08 pm
 
over the top is way more crucial, dude

BRAY!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 5:10 pm
 
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 5:19 pm
 
A classic "husband/wife" argument.
I used to insist on "under" just because it looks neater.
Now I don't care, and don't bother changing it when someone does it "wrong".
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 5:36 pm
 
What is the proper way to put toilet paper back on the dispenser thing? Over or under?

High five!


dooks, over is the best.

but when have you ever put the roll on the dispenser?

x,
yer wife.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 5:42 pm
 
but when have you ever put the roll on the dispenser?

BINGO!
It's a personal preference...usually the wife's!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 5:52 pm
 
I dont even think there's a dispenser here. If there's toilet paper, theyre usually stacked in the corner. This made me think about the contents of our bathroom so i just went and checked: about 20 million toothbrushes that nobody knows who they belong to, the ever present 'emergency' shit roll (ie: the finance section from a sunday paper) some WWII papereback on prison camp escapes and a copy of 'Inner City Sound - Punk and post-punk in Australia 1976-1985 and a single motorcycle glove (I never saw that before)
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 6:01 pm
 
What is the proper way to put toilet paper back on the dispenser thing? Over or under?

High five!


I believe that's known as a "Brown" HI-5
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 6:03 pm
 
over. it's proper. same goes for paper towels. you know how you can tell? get some paper towels with a pattern on it. if it's under, the pattern will be upside down.

now chrisitne, please reverse that tp. under pisses me off. must be a chick thing. just ask alisa.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 6:59 pm
 
You can't fold the end into a paper triangle if you do it under.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 7:13 pm
 
You can't fold the end into a paper triangle if you do it under.
They did that at the hotel in Puerto Vallarta when Heather and I were on our honeymoon- over that is.
Heather always does over as do I when i feel motivated enough to put the roll on the dispenser.

High five Joe!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 7:27 pm
 
I worked in a fancy B&B once (making beds, etc.) and was told that folding the paper in a triangle is a gesture to signify to the occupant of the room that the bathroom has been cleaned.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 7:36 pm
 
now chrisitne, please reverse that tp. under pisses me off. must be a chick thing. just ask alisa.

under just seems more...symmetrical and more in control. Over seems like it might just go crazy and unreel in all over the bathroom.
But, really. I don't care anymore. I'm working on my control issues.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 7:37 pm
 
Don Henley once cursed out the cleaning crew at the recording studio for going under when the roll should have been over. I read that in the Don Felder autobiography. Henley explained to the maid that the little roses on the roll are only visible when it was over.

Don Henley says over so I say over.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 8:02 pm
 
now chrisitne, please reverse that tp.


last weekend i was so tempted to change your roll to "over"
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 8:36 pm
 
did you shit in my toilet? gross!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 9:36 pm
 
no. but YOU shit the couch! double-gross!
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 9:50 pm
 
if you've ever lived with a cat you'd know there's only one way to answer this.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 10:19 pm
 
Over. definitely.
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 10:24 pm
 
Over the top.

I save up my Burger King napkins for when I'm in a pinch and am all out of toilet paper. Now to get the most asswiping action out of my napkins I tear them in half. Do you tear your fast food napkins lengthwise or sideways?
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 8:30 am
 
no. but YOU shit the couch!


and the chair in front of the computer. you've sat in both, knowingly.

HIGH FIVE!
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 9:06 am
 
Do you tear your fast food napkins lengthwise or sideways?


If you use coffee filters, you won't have this dilemma.
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 9:32 am
 
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 10:26 am
 
um... however it happens to end up on the roll. I never pay attention to it. But, I'd have to go with over. I am severely lacking in obsessive and controlling domestic behaviors, but I more than make up for it in "other" areas.
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 10:35 am
 
Over. Never believe a person that tells you otherwise.

Agreed. I know it's neurotic but I switch it at work everytime someone puts a new roll on improperly.
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 10:46 am
 
Toilet paper?
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 2:59 pm
 
A better question:

How do you get the caked shit off of you after a long night of fucking?
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 3:10 pm
 
no. but YOU shit the couch!


and the chair in front of the computer. you've sat in both, knowingly.


uuumm! if i remember correctly she did more than sit on that couch!

YOUCH! ANKLE SOCKS!

HIGH FIVES!
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 3:15 pm
 
I usually just wipe my ass on the whole roll while it's still on the holder. That way I don't have to touch it
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 3:23 pm
 
How do you get the caked shit off of you after a long night of fucking?

You'll never need to know.
Posted: Oct 23, 2008 6:32 pm
 
Posted: Oct 24, 2008 12:35 pm
 
Kill you all.
Posted: Oct 24, 2008 1:34 pm
 
I invented a new method of ass wiping that renders the use of toilet paper completely obselete: Have a small airplane outfitted with handles and stirrups on its underside. It is important that the stirrups are toward the front of the plane, ahead of the handles. After a big sloppy shit, all you gotta do is grab on to the handles and put your feet in the stirrups. Then have the pilot fly very low over a cornfield, so that countless leaves wipe away the shit flecks as your ass flies through them. This is especially pleasent on a crisp spring morning, when the dew on the leaves transforms the experience to one that supercedes the traditional bidet by several orders of magnitude.

Plus, tonight I am watching OVER THE TOP, the arm-wrestling movie starring Sylvester Stallone, and getting WASTED!
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