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Posted: Oct 16, 2008 11:38 pm | Edited by: Rich Balls
 
this happens:


"she likes to shake her ass, grind it to the beat"
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 12:09 am
 
for douchebags, by douchebags
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 2:17 am
 
"She likes to pull my hair when I'm making feta cheese"...at least I think that's the line. Awesome.

Is that a terrorist fist jab I saw in the Kitchen?!
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 8:54 am
 
Built Ford tough.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 9:33 am
 
totally modern country.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 9:39 am
 
i am very pround that this band is from canada

i wish it wasn't the "(uncensored)" version though. swearing just makes songs too badass for me.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 9:40 am
 
oh here you go: the "broadcast version"
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 10:18 am
 
"She likes to pull my hair when I'm making feta cheese"

My girlfriend does the exact same thing, she's so bad.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 10:30 am
 
"She likes to pull my hair when I'm making feta cheese"

So does that make you a female goat with hair extensions? Cause if you're girlfriend's a beastial-lesbian-body-mod lover, then she's REALLY bad!
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 11:22 am
 
"Cause if you're girlfriend's a beastial-lesbian-body-mod lover, then she's REALLY bad!"

The Devil Dogs lyrics to North Shore Bitch come to mind, "cuz she aint nothin cept a pig with tits"...ha ha yeah, somebody turn that into a pop country song.

Speaking of "Build Ford Tough" this is probbably old news now, but has anyone else heard that Tires commercial on the radio that uses The Dirtbombs "Can't Stop Thinking About It"....for some reason using a song about porn to sell tires makes perfect sense. Best Dirtbombs song hands down.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 4:37 pm
 
fire woman riff rip off much?
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 4:38 pm
 
wait- did he really say " my girlfriends a dick magnet"?





wow.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 4:42 pm
 
The Dirtbombs "Can't Stop Thinking About It"..

I think I've heard it in a Buick ad too once.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 5:39 pm
 
my girlfriends a dick magnet

Yeah I couldnt't believe that either. "hey brah! lookit this thing I'm fuckin'!" "no shit!"
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 6:50 pm | Edited by: SSSSSSS
 
the dude from the Cult gots a Pompadour now? holy shit!
Izzit a used-to-be-a-skinhead pomp?
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 6:53 pm
 
wait- did he really say " my girlfriends a dick magnet"?

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/theory_of_a_deadman/bad_girlfriend. html
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 7:13 pm
 
"Bad Girlfriend" is the second single released by Theory of a Deadman from their album, Scars & Souvenirs. It was released to radio and for downloads on May 14, 2008. In the U.S., "Bad Girlfriend" was the most added song on rock radio and grew quickly in plays and downloads, therefore making a debut on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 Singles chart. It debuted at #89 on the Canadian Hot 100, and quickly arose to peak at #42. It is currently their most successful single in the U.S, with "So Happy", the single before it, being their previous most successful, making Scars & Souvenirs their most successful album as well. The song is Theory's second big breakthrough from this album, carrying the band to the top of the Mainstream Rock Charts within 14 weeks. It is also the band's second song to reach the top 20 of the Modern Rock Chart, so far peaking at #9. So far, it been their forth top 10 hit on the Mainstream Rock Charts.

The song has a very upbeat sound. It is about Tyler Connolly's wife, who makes him very jealous because she is attractive and always has other guys hitting on her, as the band stated in an interview with Fuse.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 7:19 pm
 
Theory of a Deadman

TOAD for short.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 7:21 pm
 
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth

they can't fool me. He's really saying

"She likes to pull my hair when I'm making feta cheese"

Petro was totally right.
Posted: Oct 17, 2008 7:49 pm
 
they can't fool me. He's really saying

"She likes to pull my hair when I'm making feta cheese"


"She likes to pull my hair when I'm making flavored teas"
Posted: Oct 18, 2008 9:09 pm
 
totally modern country.

absolutely!
Posted: Oct 20, 2008 12:13 pm
 
you don't have to read my mind
to KNOW what I have in mind
Posted: Oct 21, 2008 5:53 am
 
its no "My Bitch" (Supersuckers)
Posted: Oct 22, 2008 2:40 pm
 
ditto. I have that 7 inch...

supersuckers are the white guys that write hard rock songs in their sleep for close to 20 years now.
and sometimes they all sound the same

these guys are like sped up Creed
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