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Posted: Oct 8, 2008 1:20 pm
besides me. No pennies, no retutnable bottles, nuthin.
"I aint wit bein broke.." -Getto Boys.
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 1:48 pm
I gots nuthin as well...
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 2:03 pm
it's like you read my mind!
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 2:03 pm
I've got more $$$ than I know what to do with!
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 2:13 pm
I have about $7and change...but that's not enough for anything.
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 2:24 pm
I bought some hot dogs today at The Root Beer Stand because the Cold Air Crook finta be here in a day. Mostly broke but I got some empties.
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 2:35 pm | Edited by: Paul Lips
I have about $7and change...but that's not enough for anything.

You could rip-roaring drunk at a gay bar for that. Order some Tanq's and Tonics and you'll be feeling better about yer fiscal complexion in no time!
But don't 'stiff' the barkeep!
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 2:39 pm
...ain't got no money...
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 4:35 pm
im rich!
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 5:02 pm
The millionaire just asked me where my secret stash of $$ was. I asked if he meant the $6 in my wallet or the change in the q-tip container.
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 5:05 pm
it's funny because it's true
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 5:30 pm
I've got so much money that I use it to beat homeless men to death.
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 6:29 pm
"Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all."
Posted: Oct 8, 2008 6:43 pm
I have $4.10 in dimes. I haven't counted out the nickels or pennies. Quarters were spent on a breakfast sandwich this morning. I also have $4.75 Canadian. My paycheck is autamaitcally deposited in about 12 1/2 hours with a new raise so I should break a $1000 if our currency still exists by then.
Posted: Oct 9, 2008 9:24 pm
broke as all fuck

"And I can't afford to eat!"- The Spelling Mistakes
Posted: Oct 9, 2008 9:27 pm
I'm on a routine diet of family size generic instant mashed potatos!

Actually lost some weight whilst being so penniless...
Posted: Oct 9, 2008 9:28 pm
A couple of bucks in change and maybe $2.40 in empties. Fridge full of food and 4 beers with an 11% abv though.
Posted: Oct 9, 2008 9:57 pm
i have about a grand but most of it is already spent between rent and bills.
Posted: Oct 9, 2008 10:17 pm
Spent like €140 at the Funtastic Dracula Carnival in Spain today. Gotta get some money on my credit card tomorrrow.
€10 entrance, the rest on drinks and some food. Had a very good time with Mike Delilah´s, Russell Quan, Alberto Wowsville, King Khan, Mark K., Mr. Bratto etc. etc. and saw some great bands on the pre-party; Los Idiotas, Armitage Shanks and Theee Bats from Japan who (and the crowd) went totally bullocks!!!
Tomorrow the MUMMIES!!!!!
Oh, bought some speed too, that´s probably why I´m posting at the goner board in the hostel at 5.15 in the morning...
Posted: Oct 9, 2008 11:29 pm
you stupid faggots should have been investing in overstock.com merchandise for the last 6 quarters like yours truly. I'll see you in the caymans, dickflautas!
Posted: Oct 10, 2008 1:41 am
real broke.
stealing food.
homelessness starts sunday.
real talk.
oh well.
Posted: Oct 10, 2008 7:44 am
I gots enuff to get a cup of coffee on the way to work...

Got gas until next payday..

Luckily I'm working alot
next week so that cuts down on spending
cuz I'll be too tired to rock
Posted: Oct 10, 2008 1:41 pm
I'm the richest poor bitch in the dirty dirty city of the dead.
Posted: Oct 10, 2008 9:44 pm
my car just broke. (over 200,000 miles)
it worked fine earlier today.
now it won't turn-over.

All the money I've saved has to be pissed away.

Posted: Oct 10, 2008 9:53 pm
checking account no longer in whole dollars. stress.
Posted: Oct 10, 2008 10:52 pm | Edited by: a cobb
sitting out a badass show so I can get drunkass @ Goodnight Loving!

Also I was a dickhead last time I went out. Beyond the pale. Joose + whiskey(4X) + PBR(?!?X) = better lay low for a while.

Guess I'm not broke but a lil' broken...
Posted: Oct 11, 2008 11:14 am
switch that shit to geico..pretty soon you'll be takin golden showers!
Posted: Oct 11, 2008 11:36 am
If dead brain cells were a dollar, I could go to outerspace just like Lance Bass, but he woulden't let me go cause I n gay and igotta lotta work to do on stuff that some hippie told me to do and as soon as I get straight I can cause the globalwarming to drop a little cause i turn off my flashlight all the time and just yesterday some dude asked me why i had a flashlight in the day time and i told that dude "Hey mind your own gosh darn business, and the i went to the librairy to slee
Posted: Oct 11, 2008 7:28 pm
I am so stupid with money.
Played a show last night.
Got $40.
Gave $10 to the sober driver for gas.
Took the band (6 of us) to a shitty bar and bought a round of
6 $4 budweisers and left a $6 dollar tip
That's a $30 6-pack!!!
I am a a fucking moron.
back to broke.
Posted: Oct 12, 2008 4:44 am
I believe I currently have about $8 to last me until Wed when my unemployment check comes thru. But that sonofabitch is already completely spent on a plane ticket home to the ATL for xmas that I promised my mom I bought 2 months ago. And the checks for the next 2 weeks after that will barely cover my Nov rent. So yeah- I guess I got $8 to last me until the about the 5th of Nov. Hope the cat food lasts that long...(um, not to mention what little food I got for myself).
Posted: Oct 12, 2008 2:29 pm
I am broke as the Ten Commandments
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 9:40 am
i got a fucking Open Beverage while in moving vehicle fine this weekend for $186 bucks!


thank god im rich!
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 11:34 am
got just enough left for groceries after my weekend in pittsburgh. hey, i HAD to get a few records!
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 11:47 am | Edited by: Stephanie
i think i'm going to have to breakdown and buy that Ooga Boogas record (New one? only one?). I heard some of it over the weekend. holy fuck.
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 2:10 pm
Dude, as long as I have the spirit of Rock N Roll in my heart I'll always be rich. Party on!
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 2:54 pm
i have enough for tour and to pay rent when i get back. after that, shits in the air.
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 4:23 pm
I just lost my job due to "Cutbacks/Job Elimination".
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 4:27 pm
are you serious?
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 4:28 pm
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 4:29 pm
dooood...man. i'm so sorry to hear that, jack!
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 5:29 pm
Friday I was down to 3 bones in paper money, but brought a bag of sub-quarter change up to the store and Coinstarred my bankroll up to $50!!!
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 7:43 pm
oh shit! fugggggggggggggg robin!

we need some computer consultation, for reals.
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 9:29 pm
Thats terrible Robin. I been there man...if you wanna work at the att center in memphis holla. They's always hiring.
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 9:40 pm
goddamn it robin, sorry to hear it man.
Posted: Oct 13, 2008 10:04 pm
Oh, shit!

I hope they give you some decent severance!!!
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 9:29 am
suckage, dude.
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 9:39 am
ball sweatage!
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 9:52 am
i wish i got laid off. i haven't had a job in 11 months!
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 10:21 am
Oh man, I'm so sorry Robin! I haven't had a job for even longer than Joe. SUCKS!!!
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 10:37 am
how do you pay bills and drink without a job?
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:14 am
Sorry, Robin. But things will change for the better. You're a smart guy. You'll find a job that you like even more. Keep your spirits up and enjoy whatever time off you have. High five!
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:28 am
how do you pay bills and drink without a job?

sell books and records and guitars and such.
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:34 am
how do you pay bills and drink without a job?

sell books and records and guitars and such.

That's what I'm doing. I have a job interview today, to do some bookkeeping crap. Money rules!
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:40 am
how do you pay bills and drink without a job?

savings from before the move, sold some records on ebay for crypt, sold some of my own stuff, been doing less than steady work for a local antique store, dj gigs, i do some stuff for slovenly, wedding money (that would have been used for a honey moon under better circumstances), mother in law gives us tons of (really good) food, plus the wife finally got a real job. it's been a rough year.
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 11:44 am
how do you pay bills and drink without a job?

sell books and records and guitars and such.

That's what I'm doing.

i'm moving again so i really don't miss the books at all. myopic gave me a lot more money than i thought they would for the books i brought them.
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 1:34 pm
Sorry to hear you got laid off Robin.

I moved into a hobo camp last night. We were all bundled up listening to an old blues comp, rolling our own, and my buddy was playing and old guitar. I looked around at commented on how it felt like we were living in the depression.... which of course then I realized, we are.

On the up side: I woke up and sold Hank Rank $200 worth of pennants!!!!
I'm buyin!
Posted: Oct 14, 2008 4:30 pm
Posted: Oct 15, 2008 12:41 pm
Thanks, y'all.
Sucks, but we'll figure out something.
Eric, I'll come up today after I go to the unemployment office.
This yacht won't fill itself with Premium, you know.
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