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Posted: Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Anyone think it would be like the movie Stripes?
They're looking for journalists. And boy are they willing to hire.
I know, they joined the army in Stripes.
Not sure if they still make you wear those gayboy Navy suits, like when Cheney wanted to dress up PT boats as an Iranian convoy and then blow em up?
Posted: Sep 24, 2008 12:22 pm
i thinks it's more like a village people video.
Posted: Sep 24, 2008 12:24 pm
I had a friend who dropped out of the navy a few years ago-- gayboy suits for everyone. even the womenfolk.

of course, those are just for big gay ceremonies. usually you're wearing butch little shirts and slacks n' stuff
Posted: Sep 24, 2008 12:27 pm
I imagine you'll have a gay old time.
Posted: Sep 24, 2008 10:40 pm
have fun being deployed to the middle east. fuck that. being broke and living in memphis = fifty times better than being shot at by people who don't deserve to have their country blown to bits and then occupied by mcdonalds and starbucks.
Posted: Sep 25, 2008 1:42 am
NAVY is probably the safest service to join, I mean shit..you get to work on a boat with a bunch o' semen.
Posted: Sep 25, 2008 6:31 am
Posted: Sep 25, 2008 6:34 am
their country blown to bits and then occupied by mcdonalds and starbucks

you looked around the US lately?
Posted: Sep 29, 2008 6:50 am
If yer dead set on joining. Consider the Coast Guard. Also, they have the same journalist occupational skill/school thing as Navy/Army/AF/Marines.
Posted: Sep 29, 2008 7:12 am
dead set

nice pun
Posted: Sep 29, 2008 9:11 am

you looked around the US lately?

oh believe me, i know. i know.
Posted: Sep 29, 2008 10:28 am
Does the navy accept convicted felons?
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