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Posted: Sep 16, 2008 9:59 pm
 
Bong engineers:

What is your preferred method of drilling through glass? Diamond coated drill bits or something else? The glass I am talking about is same thickness/strength as a wine bottle.

Once you have made the hole how do you soften the edges? File? Bernz-O-Matic?

If you were going to make a hole to slip a (non-removable) stem in, how would you make it airtight? Silicon, epoxy, other?

My friends who smoke a lot of exotic tobacco are dying to know!
Posted: Sep 16, 2008 10:03 pm
 
duct tape and shoe goo! enjoi yoself!
Posted: Sep 16, 2008 10:35 pm
 
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 12:02 am | Edited by: Rich Balls
 
Back in "high" school (not funny) I made a pipe out of a deer-call,
which to non-rednecks, is a device that sounds like a deer, for hunting purposes.
I've never hunted, but I somehow had a deer-call.

Everytime you would hit it it would make that 'hoooonk' noise.
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 12:09 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
How many times did you or others splorf the bowl when they heard the sound, and it sounded really funny?
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 12:16 am
 
Ideally this bong in question about would sound like a trombone when you somke it, as well. Also perhaps multi carbed, so you could smoke while pretending to play air bone.
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 1:29 am
 
did Finn's ban you guys or something?
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 7:55 am
 
play air bone


is that what you two call it?
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 8:47 am
 
It is a business plan for when the economy goes up in smoke.
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 2:56 pm
 
I've never used a bong in my life however a friend of mine in the Navy was a nuclear-qualified welder and had a bong he built from several thousand taxpayer dollars-worth of titanium reactor parts on prominent display in his apartment.

-Ryan
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 3:16 pm
 
i made a bong outta Evian water bottle..worked real good. I dont poke smot anymore.
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 3:26 pm
 
You need a really sensitive drill and the diamond bit. Have to keep it steady, spinning at pretty much a crawl for a good while and it still might shatter. I spent a very frustrating week attempting to start my custom bong business
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 7:04 pm
 
Honey Bear bongs rule it!

My old roommate stepped up and made a killer Mickey's big mouth bong. dunno what he used to drill and glue his slider kit in with...
Posted: Sep 17, 2008 7:58 pm
 
I'm driving a van to EUROPE!
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 4:16 pm
 
* Kingsbury "Christmas Tree" bud
* Toilet paper roll
* Freshly sharpened pencil
* Aluminum foil (bowl)
* Masking tape
* 11th grade courage(16 years worth of stupid)
* Abandoned stair well(?) at lunch period.

So I made the bong, "filled the chamber" and took hits by releasing my hand from the end of the "T.P." tube during lunch period at Kingsbury High, and boy was I ever S-T-O-N-E-D!

The secretary from the Principal's office informed my 4th period teacher (via intercom infront of the whole class) to report there (I later discovered I was ratted out by a cute little black girl).
Goddamn, was I ever paranoid, but I'm a good actor and I put on my straight face.I boldly denied even being a pot smoker. I don't think he believed me, but he let me go with a promise to keep an eye on me.

He did.
I was always in trouble, or being asked to rat out my friends.
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 4:26 pm
 
It is never a good idea to get Miss Linda stoned, believe me, never a good idea!
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 4:26 pm
 
or Mister Linda
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 4:27 pm
 
or Jeffery Ames Gunn
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 4:29 pm
 
I have always loved the good ole fashion Gravity Bongs. a milk carton or 2litre pop container & bowl to put in the lid & a mop bucket full of water or a sink. So effective & fun!
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 4:55 pm
 
I once went to some burn-outs' house and they had a 4 spouted bong made out of a 5 gallon water-cooler type barrel.

In high school, my best friend made one out of a glass guitar slide that worked pretty good until he spilled the bongwater in his mom's minivan.

I dont poke smot anymore.

dittoad
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 4:56 pm
 
I'm high right now!!!
Posted: Sep 19, 2008 5:12 pm
 
I need some crack
Posted: Sep 20, 2008 3:58 pm
 
I don't think he believed me, but he let me go with a promise to keep an eye on me.

He did.
I was always in trouble, or being asked to rat out my friends.


Mr. Grafenreid KNEW I was high out of my mind.
I wish the kids sold bourbon instead of weed at lunch period.
Stupid High School kids!!!!!
I bet I could rack up the BIG BUCKS selling high school kids 90 proof schnapps accross the street when the 2:45 bell rings!!!

I could wear a trench coat, sun glasses, a fake beard, and a low brimmed fidora!!!

NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT!!!!!!!!!!!11



"Hey little girls.....wanna taste some peppermint!?!?!"
Posted: Sep 20, 2008 9:30 pm
 
I have always loved the good ole fashion Gravity Bongs. a milk carton or 2litre pop container & bowl to put in the lid & a mop bucket full of water or a sink. So effective & fun!

We used to do gravity bongs in the bathtub... very dangerous. Getting up after a good rip is a harsh realm, brah!
Posted: Sep 21, 2008 2:18 pm
 
my favorite pipe is what i like to call the Paul Artigues.
it a fucking carrot...great for smoking in Surrey's kitchen, or any kitchen i guess
Posted: Sep 21, 2008 8:44 pm
 
Never tried the carrot. Had many hits offa the apple pipe. I saw an apple pipe in a movie lately... 40-year-old Virgin, mebbe...
Posted: Sep 21, 2008 10:44 pm
 
Potato. Not as wet as an apple or carrot.
Posted: Oct 6, 2008 4:47 pm
 
dude, someone please make me a bong outta this
Posted: Oct 6, 2008 4:56 pm | Edited by: saint sarah
 
Send us a bottle of that liquor and it'll happen

It seems Dan Ackroyd is the man behind that vodka.
Posted: Oct 7, 2008 1:24 am
 
the most common australian bong is made from a small (300ml) spring valley orange juice bottle. doesn't spill, doesn't break. instructions on assembly here.
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