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Posted: Sep 12, 2008 11:46 am
Not the one about "has you seen his wife..."

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord!

Play a jazz chord"

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord"

A bit ticked off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord"

Well and truly outraged that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ass. You get up here and do it!"

The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing. "A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 1:00 pm
Bwwwuuahahahaha!! Fucking awesome!
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 1:54 pm
ha ha ! ruv it!
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 2:13 pm
thug rife!
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 2:28 pm
Stevie Wonder once did an interview on a t.v show.
The host asks him what its like to be blind.

Stevie replies"That is a very good question and to tell you the truth no one has ever asked me that before, but I suppose it could be worse.I could be black!"
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 3:47 pm
Joe, where's the punchline?

I didnt get that joke.
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 4:23 pm
Q: What did Stevie Wonder say when he cut himself on a cheese grater?

A: "That's the most violent thing I've ever read!"
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 4:55 pm
So EASy Anyone Can Use It!
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 8:40 pm
Joe, where's the punchline?

I didnt get that joke.

sometimes Mickey, Japanese people talk funny. Sometimes.
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 9:43 pm
sing the last line...it'll make sense...maybe
Posted: Sep 13, 2008 7:35 am
Savage. This will get used. Hit me up later for 40 cents royalties.
Posted: Sep 14, 2008 11:49 am
Q: What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

A: Endless Love!
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