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Posted: Sep 11, 2008 9:02 pm
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 9:24 pm
note to self. cool people walk fast.
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 9:28 pm
And don't wear flip flops and shorts to clubs!
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 9:42 pm
I have found our leader!

YOUR leader...ahem, I MET THAT GUY WHEN I WAS IN DC IN '98. he lived with his mom.
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 9:46 pm
"hitting on chicks"

i imagine that goes real well for him.
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 10:04 pm
oh yeah, I've seen this. later piece done by the guy who did Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

"younger single people"

single? yeah. young? oh he's totally not that.
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 11:23 pm
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 2:33 am | Edited by: Luke Warm
Don't wear shorts to clubs...
...Jack Stands!

And don't gimme no, "but they're camo cargo shorts" shit either!
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 3:07 am
Don't wear shorts to clubs...

totally have to take this guy's advice

I mean it's obvious how well it's worked for him
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 4:21 am
finnaly found out why I'm a dork!

but, no advice on getting a greasy hand job from a scene chick let
alone how to score any senior discount oral..

that's a low down
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 8:28 am
Nevermind, Joe.
No beers for you.
I'm old, but I hate dicks who think they're owed something because they're old.
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 8:57 am
hows about some whiskey?
Posted: Sep 12, 2008 10:37 pm
oh man we gotta fight this man and his oppressive rock n roll uniform belief system

chances are he's already enslaved you!
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