Posted: Sep 13, 2008 3:26 am
I'm actually surprised a dog would be pissed, being as how they like smelling butts and eating garbage.
My highschool sweetheart's dad always farted when the dog took a nap in his lap. Dog woke up, smelled the coffee, turned his head, looked at the fucker in total disgust and then took off, totally depressed.
The guy WAS a cunt, but this was very, VERY funny, every fuckin time again.
Same dog always went for my fingers as soon as me and the girl entered the livin room to check if I'd fingerfucked the little lady. If I had, he went for it like Ophra for a shake.
Dogs shoudl be restaurant critics.