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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:50 am
 
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin?!? It's funny to watch the Republican talking heads feign excitement about this one. Ha! That Biden vs. Palin debate is gonna be brutal.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:17 am
 
More recently, she has come under the scrutiny of an investigation by the Republican-controlled legislature into the possibility that she ordered the dismissal of Alaska's public safety commissioner because he would not fire her former brother-in-law as a state trooper.

Talk about shooting himself in the foot! That McCain, what a wackadoodle!
This is the best possible news Obama could have had this morning.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:37 am
 
She's probably tops on my list of Govenors I Wouldn't Kick Out of the Sack/Govenors I'd Donkey Punch.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:49 am
 
This defies logic. First Biden (he's articulate...) now a 44 year old milf?
Obama's speech last night was half uplifting and half frightening. this is going to be one wacky fucking election.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:58 am | Edited by: CrucialDude
 
DENVER ��" John McCain tapped little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

Bang Straight Talk Express Bus
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:06 am
 
my list of Govenors I Wouldn't Kick Out of the Sack

John McCain tapped little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

Dang, McCain already hit it!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:14 am
 
P.S. I'd also like to point out that I only Donkey Punch "Republican Women" (because they deserve it).
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:24 am
 
seriously. this is crazy. she was the mayor of a small town, and governor for like, two years. now he picks her to be VP? he'll be dead in two years and this is who he picks?

by the way. i think this is brilliant.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:28 am | Edited by: Vinyl Ritchie
 
this reeks of desperation...all she is is the "weve come a lng way baby" card, as an old, square, disconnected white dude, he needs some of...

also its stupid, at least pick someone from a state that can garrauntee a bunch of electoral votes, like Hutchinson from TX...Alaska is a measly 3
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:35 am
 
this is going to be one wacky fucking election.

no kidding.
She's on CNN right now accepting. Christ, this lady has FIVE KIDS! Four of them are standing up there on the stage now. Her husband's name is Todd!
Her oldest son is enlisted, to be deployed to Iraq on 9/11 - his name is Track.
Bristol, Willow, Piper, and an INFANT named Trig Paxton Van Palin.

This woman must be on some good drugs. How in the world does she have the energy for this?
She's crediting the PTA for getting her into politics!

Whoo boy.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:58 am
 
Palin replied: “As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:07 pm
 
Her husband's name is Todd!
Ha! Ha! This made my day!

This pick is just surreal! Talk about pandering to the female vote! Has McCain's mind already started slipping? Yikes!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:14 pm
 
Trig has downs!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:31 pm
 
Great responses from the Democrats...

Obama's campaign spokesman Bill Burton... "Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency."

Sen. Charles Schumer... "I particularly look forward to the Biden-Palin debate in Missouri."

Rep. Rahm Emanuel ... "Given Sarah Palin's lack of experience on every front and on nearly every issue, this Vice Presidential pick doesn't show judgment: it shows political panic."
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:37 pm | Edited by: Alisa
 
Trig has downs!
You're joking, right?

Talk about pandering to the female vote!
This pick is just so cynical and calculating.
I mean, sure, Obama picked Biden cuz he's an old white guy with lots of foreign relations experience. Sure he did it to get votes, but I honestly think he thought he was the best VP to counter the "no experience, no foreign relations" thing.

They're making a big deal about how now THEY can have a piece of history, too...first woman VP. Also, Palin is a rabid pro-lifer. This is especially scary. Then, there's the "Well, Obama has two really cute kids on the stage with him so let's get someone who has FIVE...and one is enlisted and one is an infant! Top that, Barack!"
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:39 pm
 
Trig has downs!
You're joking, right?



No.

And the investigation she's under stems from her former brother-in-law beating her sister.
This is some burning bed stuff; it'll play well with the security moms.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:40 pm
 
nope
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:42 pm
 
Trig has downs!
You're joking, right?


No.


nope
Oh for god's sake.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:49 pm
 
And the investigation she's under stems from her former brother-in-law beating her sister.
This is some burning bed stuff; it'll play well with the security moms.



From CNN:

Nevertheless, she is under investigation for her firing of a state official, Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan. She has been instructed to hand over documents and recordings of telephone conversations as part of the probe, which grew out of allegations she sacked Monegan for refusing to fire her former brother-in-law from the state police.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 1:08 pm
 
VPILF
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:00 pm
 
It just smacks of desperation. I mean, Obama picking Biden was an obv tactical/ political (what veep noms aren't?), but it seemed responsive to the country and world at large. Liek "dudes, I'm totally capable, but here's an old white dude to make you feel better."

McCain's choice seems like a direct acknowledgement of Obama's youth/glass ceiling-crashing/ all-around star power and a desperate grab for media attention. It just seems weak.

'course, she's a big pro-lifer (but a "feminist"!!), so it will be a good way to get the bible beaters who were otherwise lukewarm towards McCain to the polls. Yay.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:16 pm
 
great. fucking great. i think that obama is pretty doomed now since mccain picked this crazy for his veep. i'm hoping like hell all those uberfeminist chicks who are left over from hillary's run at the dem nomination won't flock on over to mccain cuz that would be a recipe for doom for the dems. but hopefully they're smart enough NOT to do that shit. she's so anti-abortion that i doubt they'd go for it.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:37 pm
 
Yeah, I don't think he's going to win any chicks over with that pick. Maybe some dudes though... Only if skeleton-in-the-closet nekkid pictures show up.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:37 pm
 
i would think "running"
alaska--economically, constitutionally, educationally, philosophically--is akin to managing a county in kansas or iowa: no black people, lots of church goers, and fake tears over 9/11.

670,000 people? no racial issues? her contributions to native american liberties (the only real human issue)= zero?

PTA must mean Poontang, Tits, and Ass, because i see a looker 30 years ago. but i see the Puerto Rican woman who runs the laundromat next door as more capable than palin in running this country when ancient and paralyzed mccain keels over, tired of being named a hero for sitting in a cell.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:52 pm
 
If Florida is America's wang, is Alaska America's disembodied necrotizing cunt?
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:52 pm
 
he didnt have much time to be sitting in a cell, he was usually in front of the cameras or microphones denouncing america and hurting our troop morale, or hanging out with his nurse (hooker) while receiving preferential treatment in violation of the US code of conduct only because his daddy was an admiral.

RAPE!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 3:05 pm
 
[i]alaska--economically, constitutionally, educationally, philosophically--is akin to managing a county in kansas or iowa: no black people, lots of church goers, and fake tears over 9/11.

670,000 people? no racial issues?

I hope no one finds out about Delaware!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 3:17 pm
 
McCain: Doesn't know how to use the internet.
Palin: Doesn't believe in evolution.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 3:56 pm
 
i think that obama is pretty doomed now since mccain picked this crazy for his veep.

No way. I think it's actually really great for his campaign.

The women who wanted Hillary wanted HILLARY, and most of the uberfeminists wouldn't touch someone as rabidly pro-life as this woman with a ten foot pole. The choice does smack of desperation, and is a smack in the face to any woman that has a lick of sense. Or a lick of cynacism about McCain's motives.
I personally am horribly offended, as a woman, that she'd haul her Down's baby on that stage today and make a big deal of her son being shipped to Iraq on 9/11 this year. I have nothing against either Down's children, or the soldiers in Iraq. I just think it's disgraceful of her, as a mother, to use her children for her and McCain's political gain.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 4:05 pm
 
VPILF
Govenors I Wouldn't Kick Out of the Sack


SEE rema, she's HOT!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 4:18 pm
 
670,000 people? no racial issues?

I hope no one finds out about Delaware!



delaware is 20 per cent black

i am quite sure biden has met one.

maybe when he was in the PTA 18 months ago.

this decision reminds me of harriet meiers (sp?) decision


fucking laughable
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 8:28 pm
 
VPILF
Govenors I Wouldn't Kick Out of the Sack


SEE rema, she's HOT!


Gross. She had FIVE kids! She has to tuck those loose lips in her butt crack to avoid tripping over them. Meat curtains galore! PASS.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 8:40 pm
 

I hope no one finds out about Delaware!


Right smack in the middle of New Jersey and Philadelphia and Baltimore. Couldn't be any blacks around there ...
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:05 pm
 
tuck those loose lips in her butt crack to avoid tripping over them. Meat curtains galore!

You could pull them down and wear them as ear flaps on those long, cold Alaska nights.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:09 pm
 
I wouldn't kick her outta the sack....jus sayin...
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:15 pm
 
I wouldn't kick her outta the sack....jus sayin...

Who WOULD you kick outta the sack?

I don't know...I'm sure a 72 year old man finds her awfully damned attractive. And, she wears little glasses, which makes it so much more a madonna/whore thing...
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:20 pm
 
pardon my interrupting the sarah palin roast but has everyone forgotten that GERALDINE FERRARO was the VP candidate in 1984 ? Walter Mondale was the Prez candidate... anyone? hello?
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:20 pm
 
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:21 pm
 
I mean a librarian/have five kids kind of thing...

Please, someone, shut me up about this.
I had a big long good natured argument this evening with my "independent but leaning toward Hitler" friend. We agreed to disagree.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:29 pm
 
TK, in 1984 no one took it seriously. I mean, with the failed ERA just a few years before it was some kind of lost cause token.
I find it fascinating that John McCain picked her. Again, if he wasn't John Mc Cain I'd give him huge props for balls. But, as it is, it looks like just horrible cynacism and exploitation to me.
I had some respect for McCain...now I'm really put off.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:43 pm
 
everyones underestimating the stupidity of the American soccer mom. the ex-hillary voters will eat this shit up like none other. you all are forgetting how absolutely stupid a 195lb soccer mom with a gunt is.

to them the VP choice is living out their fantasy, ex beauty pageant star who has it all, isn't that what every little girl dreams about.

day after the election headline: on-the-fence 40-50 year old female's whose life is in a dead end wins the election for mccain
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:47 pm
 
wait a second...

over/under for when the nudie pics of her come out... oct. 19

i'd pay 3.99 for a one month website subscription for those.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 9:54 pm
 
pardon my interrupting the sarah palin roast but has everyone forgotten that GERALDINE FERRARO was the VP candidate in 1984 ? Walter Mondale was the Prez candidate... anyone? hello?


tk i'm not sure of yr point; that there was once a female VP candidate?

if you are comparing the two women one wants to destroy women's rights--something she bantered about at a local PTA clubhouse--and the other was in the house for three terms (at least: i forget).

and her family had a topnotch nyc restaurant replete nightly with her hubby's mob pals: cascobelle (cascobello?)
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:28 pm
 
So there's already a rumor that Gov. Palin's newborn baby is really her 16 year old daughter's baby!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:51 pm
 
SEE rema, she's HOT!

How 'bout I use my free "FAGGOT" now?
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:57 pm
 
Y'all just hatin' i would fuck her... what nobody else?

and her family had a topnotch nyc restaurant replete nightly with her hubby's mob pals: cascobelle (cascobello?


WHO WANTS PASTA!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 10:59 pm
 
Get ready for a full week of being told that we should elect McCain because his running mate didn't abort her down syndrome child.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:06 pm
 
Well, McCain's making sure he has the retard vote cornered.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:29 pm
 
Get ready for a full week of being told that we should elect McCain because his running mate didn't abort her down syndrome child.

Uh, I wasn't succinct enough to say this, but yeah....that's kind of what I meant when I said "for god's sake".
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 11:43 pm
 
that there was once a female VP candidate?

yes that was my point.

i ate at cascabel all the time - i lived around the corner. used to see the jr. zaccaro hobnobbing around the joint. kind of a dick he was (cascabel was on lafayette - is it still there? i lived on prince st. between broadway & mulberry)
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 12:51 am | Edited by: Luke Warm
 
On Aug 10 Karl Rove was on Face The Nation and, under the assumption that Obama would pick Virgina Gov Tim Kaine as VP, had this to say:

"With all due respect again to Governor Kaine, he’s been a governor for three years, he’s been able but undistinguished. I don’t think people could really name a big, important thing that he’s done. He was mayor of the 105th largest city in America. And again, with all due respect to Richmond, Virginia, it’s smaller than Chula Vista, California; Aurora, Colorado; Mesa or Gilbert, Arizona; north Las Vegas or Henderson, Nevada. It’s not a big town. So if he were to pick Governor Kaine, it would be an intensely political choice where he said, `You know what? I’m really not, first and foremost, concerned with, is this person capable of being president of the United States? "

What will he think of VP Beauty Queen...?
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:30 am
 
It's all about oil and pipelines. Like everything else.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:38 am
 
How 'bout I use my free "FAGGOT" now?

careful, you only get one. use it wisely.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 12:32 pm
 
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 1:21 pm
 
Alaskan Governor's child may be her daughter's?


that sounds SO "european-style" porn
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 4:50 pm
 
Interesting body language during the Veep announcement. Did anyone notice how McCain was nervously caressing his ring finger... and looking like he was staring at her ass?

Just sayin'. Bang Straight Talk Bus indeed...
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 4:52 pm
 
And for crissakes! Trig? Man, the kid's already got Downs. Cut him some fucking slack!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 5:33 pm
 
i'm watching her live and she introduced all her kids (3 of 5) and said Bristol was not on stage because "she is on the bus taking care of her new-born brother"
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 5:34 pm
 
Breastfeeding!!!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 5:35 pm
 
I got to admit.... I hope this "rumor" is fucking true
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 5:50 pm
 
I hope this "rumor" is fucking true


It might be...that situation (teen daughter has baby, family decides to tell the child and the world that the baby is the girl's parents) isn't that unusual. It even happened to Ted Bundy!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 5:52 pm
 
It even happened to Ted Bundy!

with sexy results!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 9:26 pm
 
all she is is the "weve come a lng way baby" card,

This isn't even THAT cool. I can't even begin to figure out the vacuousness in her eyes. Down's?
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 9:32 pm
 
McCain totally fucked her.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 9:38 pm
 
the vacuousness in her eyes. Down's?

Wall-eyed even.

Damn...I just can't get over how fucking weird this all is. She's a fucking freak. Was McCain a massive Northern Exposure fan?
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 9:39 pm
 
..that would be his one redeeming quality.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:05 pm
 
It's Human Biology 101, (believe me 'cuz I learned it in Human Biology 101) that any chick who drops a load after the age of 35 has an increased chance that the said load will have Down's Syndrome. Yet Gov. Palin, at the advanced age of 43, conceived, presumably had an ultrasound, found out that her little zygote has Down's Syndrome and still introduced her uhhhhh.... disabled child Trig into the world. Can't go on birth control even after FOUR, FOUR FUCKING KIDS IN THE 21ST CENTURY. It's a pretty sad thought if 72 year old McCain gets the presidency, dies and is then replaced by Palin. Then if after that a couple of the smarter Supreme Court Justices die (or can no longer perform their duty as a justice) and Palin gets to decide who's next. Kiss Roe v. Wade goodbye. In that case, I'll be your OB/GYN doctor if push comes to shove. So you're not pushin' and shovin' later...
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:16 pm
 
The many different permutations of the ramifications of that weird religious zealot, sports freak, mom of five kids, wall-eyed woman are still too much for me to take in. She is pretty damned scary.
I've tried to calm down about it today because I got real worked up about how weird it was yesterday. I get kind of het up about "politics", even though I know that's nuts.
And, how can she do anything but help Obama? Surely a lot of people find her really scary?
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:18 pm
 
presumably had an ultrasound

Every pregnant woman has an ultrasound. Amneosyntesis is the test that confirms Downs Syndrome. This is the test where they stick a giant needle into your belly, and take a sample of amniotic fluid. It is risky, but is almost always required for women over 35 (I was 34 while pregnant, so I skipped it). The test is given at about 5 months into pregnancy, considerably far along to be considering an abortion, you are showing, fetus is well developed, everyone knows you're pregnant etc....just sayin', it would be about the most fucked-up choice you'd ever have to make...
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:24 pm | Edited by: Alisa
 
I had amniosyntesis with Jackson. Not something you want to go through.
This is the test where they stick a giant needle into your belly
Yeah, without anesthesia. I remember it happening a little earlier than five months. Still...
It is a horrible fucked up choice that you'd have to make about that, but still I think you should have a choice. And I sure as hell don't want her to have any hand in that choice.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:24 pm | Edited by: Paul Lips
 
Yeah, uhhh, I've never knocked anybody up, but still. What an irrational breeder. She probably thinks the lower 48 are as sparsely populated as Alaska, so it's better to have a retard then dare get an abortion and piss off God (Ha Ha!). Good Gawd! She already had 4 kids.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:32 pm
 
holy shit. that walk to work video is astonishing- that is mccain's choice to sit second in command. she looks as qualified as my mom because of her being a village trustee and former president of the chamber of commerce
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:44 pm
 
Wouldn't the whole point of having Amniocentesis performed is to find out whether or not your fetus has any birth defects? And if so, get an abortion and go back to the drawing boards, or am I missing something? I've never (at least as far as I know) have never knocked anybody up.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:47 pm
 
"Ohhh we need as many helpin' hands around the cabin for fishing and hunting, and chopping firewood for long cold hoary Alaskan nights, and so many kids just don't make it 'cuz we're so isolated we can't get antibiotics"
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:52 pm
 
Imagine the extra burden that would be put on the health care system if every fetus that has Down Syndrome was born when it could've just as well been aborted and then Ma 'n' Pa could go back to the old drawing boards...


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you another example of the Repubs schizophrenic idea of health care! And for Christ sakes! You people want Socialized Medicine? YOU want the gov't to decide who your Dr. is gonna be?
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:52 pm
 
Did you guys see this picture of her from the NY Times? WTF?

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b368/mattohowe/30palin3large.jpg
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:54 pm
 
I want to see my tax dollars go towards building padded cells and purchasing straight jackets for people that think like Gov. Palin, who's only one election and one heartbeat away from being our President of the United States of America.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 10:55 pm
 

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b368/mattohowe/30palin3large.jpg



Good Gawd! She likes to get fucked! I can tell just by looking at her!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:00 pm
 
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b368/mattohowe/30palin3large.jpg

If I was a govenor I wouldn't be caught dead in those red sandals.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:00 pm | Edited by: saint sarah
 
I love her decorating taste. The big crab and the bear are choice!
But, I am so with you on the flip-flops...It's Alaska damnit! At least puton some Uggs.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:05 pm
 
Plus you can tell she has a fake bake. Since she obviously likes to get fucked, she probably gets totally naked on them tanning beds too.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:10 pm
 
The big crab and the bear are choice!

It is a horrible fucked up choice that you'd have to make about that, but still I think you should have a choice. And I sure as hell don't want her to have any hand in that choice.

Totally. PRO-choice right here...let it be known. Also PRO taxidermy, but ANTI those sandals and couch.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:17 pm
 
Right now, bradx is scouring the internet looking for material to buttress his patently offensive pro-life 'arguement'. Hopefully this post will be a deterrent.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:26 pm
 
killing babies is wrong. babies want to live!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:32 pm
 
I agree...fetuses on the other hand. More for the rest of us!


SUPPORT ABANDONED AND UNWANTED BABIES! STOP ABORTION!!!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:34 pm
 
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b368/mattohowe/30palin3large.jpg



I'm about to abort ~250,000,000 sperm looking at that picture! Oh Yeah! Plus she has wealth and POWER! OOOOOOooooh, I'm going to swoon!
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:35 pm
 
theres a time to be pro choice and thats when you are deciding whether to spread your legs or not. once you made the choice to do the deed, you have the responsibility if life results. if you want to kill your babies thats fine, maybe they should allow babies to be killed once they are out of the womb as well. a human life is not the same as a tumor or a hangnail.

obongo goes one step further! obama says its ok to toss unwanted, live birthed babies into the laundry room until they die. the late term abortions he supported are disgusting. so if a woman gives birth to a viable fetus, the doctor still should kill it because she paid for an abortion? thats what BO hussein believes.

IN MARCH 2003, registered nurse Jill Stanek submitted a statement to the Illinois Senate Health and Human Services committee in which she reported that infants who survived abortions at her Oak Lawn hospital were sometimes "taken to the Soiled Utility Room and left alone to die." Stanek was lobbying the committee to approve the Born-Alive Infants Protection Act of 2002, which would have recognized any infant born alive after an abortion as a human being deserving legal protection. Barack Obama, then the committee chairman, defeated the bill with his fellow Democrats in a 6-4 party-line vote.

In any case, the 1975 law does not apply to non-viable infants born alive. According to Paul Linton, special counsel for the Thomas More Society, the 2003 bill was a response to the question, "What duties are owed to a non-viable child born alive?" The bill sought to guarantee comfort care for non-viable infants similar to the care that would be provided to any terminally ill adult. "Many of these babies lived for hours after birth," Susan T. Muskett, legislative counsel at the NRLC, writes in an email. "Are these babies medical waste, or persons protected by the Constitution? Obama's reaction was to consider them non-entities under Roe v. Wade until they were 'viable,' even when they were gasping outside the mother."


one solace is at least the dead babies go to heaven, even if the unrepentant mothers burn in hell for all eternity.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:50 pm
 
a human life is not the same as a tumor

Some humans go on to be worse than tumors. Too bad people forget that at one point the future tumors were cute cuddly puking tit sucking babies. But it's not entirely their fault. I place some of the blame on those that reared them, fucked them up, had shallow gene pools,etc, etc,


taken to the Soiled Utility Room and left alone to die."
So if abortions are illegal, this wouldn't happen? I've heard stories about babies being dropped into port-o-lets. A soiled utility room is far more humane sounding to me.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:52 pm
 
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:55 pm
 
i dont know if abortion should be illegal, that would only hurt poor people, not stop baby killing.
Posted: Aug 30, 2008 11:56 pm
 
i'm just saying call it what it is. womans health issue = bullshit. its baby killing, plain and simple.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:05 am | Edited by: Paul Lips
 
Oh I agree. I'm pro-life too!

Except I want the churches, the mosques, the synagogues, etc. to pay for the prevention, prosecution and the jailing of all guilty parties involved!

The religious organizations can raise the $$$$ to prevent, prosecute and jail all guilty parties.

They want to create laws THEY can pay for it all. Once they agree to do that, and figure out when to bust or not to bust ( monthly EPA tests for all ovulating women, investigations for all miscarriages, making sure it was natural and not a kick to the belly by a broke boyfriend, etc. etc.) I'll join the pro-life cause. 'Til then fuck pro-lifers!
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:13 am
 
so then why not set some arbitrary age, say when a child is ready to take care of themselves. up until that age is reached, the mother should be allowed to murder their child. maybe churches and shit should be paying for all social services!
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:18 am | Edited by: Paul Lips
 
YEAH! If the religious 'step on a crack break your mama's back' pay for it all!
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:23 am
 
and while youre at it, you can also go ahead and euthanize people too old to take care of themselves anymore, or who cant afford care. also, retarded people, and those with other disabilities. or let the churches pay for their expensive treatments. you can walk over them on your way to your shiny SUV! either life has intrinsic value or it doesnt. if a retard or old invalid is worthy of care than so is a baby. otherwise you are saying life only matters once some arbitrary age or value has been reached, so lets kill everyone who doesnt live up to it and we dont want to be responsible for.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:26 am
 
if a retard or old invalid is worthy of care than so is a baby.
I'm talking about fetuses. You're dodging the subject.If abortion is outlawed only outlaws will have abortions. Like it or not.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:28 am
 
Additionally, I don't own an SUV. I have a gas sipping 1997 Honda Civic. ~35mpg. Use it one day a week for my cash gig running Chinese food. A culture that desperately needs abortion clinics.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:40 am | Edited by: bradx
 
fetuses are unborn babies. killing them is legalized murder.

Some humans go on to be worse than tumors.

so how about legalized murder for anyone? if the victim doesnt measure up to some arbitrary set of standards for being a worthwhile human, the church should have to pay for their murderers prosecution and incarceration. drug dealers, prostitutes, gang members, all open season. why not, if human life has no intrinsic value and its just a moral issue?

how is a baby not a baby when its been delivered and is left in the laundry room to die a frightening and painful death, alone?
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:41 am
 
fetuses are unborn babies

I guess it's better to kill them gradually with neglect and abuse than it is to abort them all at once.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:43 am
 
no, i guess its the same.

no neglected or abused babies ever turned out worthwhile, right? they probably would have been happier as abortions.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:45 am
 
You're dodging the subject.If abortion is outlawed only outlaws will have abortions.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:47 am
 
the subject is legalized murder of an unborn, or in some cases, born, baby.
its baby killing. doesnt matter if its illegal or not. if murder is outlawed only outlaws will murder? fair enough.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:49 am | Edited by: Paul Lips
 
if murder is outlawed only outlaws will murder?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!

Who's murdering babies anyway? Only those that were too stupid to get an abortion in the first place. They got pregnant and had a kid only 'cuz they were the center of attention for a year or two. Then they discovered that they didn't have the patients to rear a child and they killed it. Pro -lifers only aide and abet that sort of behavior. SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR ILK. SHAME ON YOU!
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 12:57 am
 
pro baby killing. got it.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 1:06 am
 
this Palin chick, seems like a righteous cunt.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 1:26 am
 
if mccain died and she had to be president, that would be pretty funny. i'm sure world leaders would have nothing but the utmost respect for her qualifications and experience. the funny thing is the repubs screwed up one of their own main talking points, that hussein osama doesnt have enough experience to be president. and now mccain trots out this "skirt" with zero foreign policy, hell, almost no experience in government at all!

the presidential debates should bury the neocons once and for all.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 1:48 am
 
saw this on termbo, some mccain vids...

of course its obvious, but is that guy OLD or what???
his VP nomination could likely have far greater impact than B.O.'s!
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 3:54 am
 
Every pregnant woman has an ultrasound.

uh, you ask any "just over the border" and they will tell you "no". VERY little prenatal (at least white white people do).
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 7:37 pm
 
f murder is outlawed only outlaws will murder

Of course the government should legalize murder. Murder has existed since the beginning of time and has always been illegal. Does anyone pay attention to the fact that's it's illegal? Obviously not!

The murder rate in this country is steadily rising and the average age of murderers is declining year by year. Now ten year olds are killing on a whim. By legalizing murder and taxing it to death (no pun intended), the government could cash in on American's love of mankind's oldest pastime. I'll just bet that within just one year of legalizing murder the National Debt would be paid off and there'd be enough surplus cash in the government coffers to provide every murdered American with a free casket.

Also, if legalized and federally regulated, the quality of murder in this country would increase dramatically. Let's open murder up to the same type of capitalist competition as the automotive industry and just see if America doesn't come out on top of the heap in the world market of legalized killing. I know what you're thinking -- if we allow this sort of behavior the Mom and Pop murder stores will be driven out of business by large corporate type "chop shops," but in a free market economy those who can kill for the cheapest price and who have the highest quality standards will always rise to the top.

Another reason for legalization is that something like 80% of all murders happen the street. Now, if you don't want your children learning about sex on the street, why in the name of heaven would you want them getting murdered there? By legalizing murder and regulating its distribution points like the government currently does with alcohol, early morning joggers and people hiking in the desert would never again be bothered by accidently discovering the body of yet another badly decomposed murder victim sticking out from under something. John and Jane Doe would become a thing of the past because of the meticulous record keeping that legalized murder would provide.

Yes, I agree that all in all murder is a bad thing, but if we're going to keep doing it (and there seems to be no indication we're going to stop anytime soon) then let's legalize it, tax it, and get it off our nice clean streets. And, with the same swift stroke improve the quality of murder not just for some Americans, but for all Americans while opening a new market that will provide jobs for millions of under-emplyed Americans. Legalize murder. I just makes sense.

Polycarp Kusch
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 8:14 pm
 
That is outrageous.

Only adults over the age of 18 should be able to murder.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 8:15 pm
 
Can we please tax the churches now?
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 8:25 pm
 
Can we please tax the churches now?

Especially now that both candidates forsook their pastors/spiritual advisers.
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 9:10 pm
 
I like the way you think Tango Fistula.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:19 am
 
THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!!!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 11:56 am
 
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:27 pm
 
Can we please tax the churches now?

Thank you!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:30 pm
 
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:54 pm
 
YEP - was just gonna mention this little nugget of info... I guess this throws their "family values" argument out the window...
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 1:41 pm
 
Waiting to see how this will be spun into a positive.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 2:31 pm
 
Waiting to see how this will be spun into a positive.

easy:

1) it humanizes her by demonstrating her family is dealing with an issue many others do, whether dem or repub

2) it shores up her pro-life credentials

don't forget that obama was also born to a very young, unwed mother.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 2:36 pm | Edited by: cococomas
 
but don't you think that the uber-conservative religious right they so desperately want to appeal to will be put off by the horrible motherly lessons taught to her "whore daughter"?...
also she works full-time & so does her husband, which means that her children were most likely raised by nannies & babysitters, NOT her... AND when her baby with Down's was born (instead of taking some time off to care for it) she went back to work 3 days later...
I'm just saying...I'm sure they'll spin it & dupe all those dumbasses somehow...
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 2:37 pm | Edited by: Luke Warm
 
Waiting to see how this will be spun into a positive.

They'll use it to show how in touch they are with the youth of America. ...cuz she's just like Jamie Lynn Spears!

"My friends, with a horny teenage girl so close to my campaign, I have come to understand the concerns of horny teenage girls across America. If elected, I promise you today, my friends, that I will make horny teenage girls the top priority of my administration.
"Oh, and, ummm. Abstinence...because you're worth the wait!"
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 2:40 pm
 
Well, yes, to people who think children should be raised well. But Sarah's story shows that with just a couple thousand dollars a month in child-care any woman can balance a career without having to stop shitting out little assholes everywhere. Just don't be surprised when they start shitting out little grand-assholes. It's a miracle!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 2:42 pm
 
um, mine was to cococomas. Sluts + politics = Gonerboard Uranium!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 3:10 pm
 
yeah - I know they'll spin it in a manner that'll appeal to those nutjobs... but alot of those people can't afford daycare/nannies/babysitters 24-7...

I dunno - I'd just like to see this become a bigger deal... Karl Rove woulda taken this & ran with it if it had happened to a Dem.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 3:12 pm
 
"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi's privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates," the statement concluded.

I sense a very big shotgun in the hands of Mrs. and Mr. Palin at the head of this poor Levi kid who knocked up their unfortunately named daughter, Bristol. At least she didn't get the moniker, "Trig". They say it is Nordic, but it makes me think "High School". And thus horniness, completing the Palin family circle!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 3:14 pm
 
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 3:19 pm
 
Yer off-subject, bradley.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 3:24 pm
 
youre an off subject
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:00 pm
 
I'd just like to see this become a bigger deal

no shit, but its being made a "private, family matter". say, gov. palin, why don't you keep abortion a "private PERSONAL matter" and we'll say nothing about your shoddy parenting/naming skills.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:13 pm
 
its very simple. the whole point of Christianity is that Christ sacrificed himself for the forgiveness of your sins. therefore, the fact that the daughter has said she will marry the father and keep the baby means to Christians, all is well. it certainly isnt going to make any conservative vote for obama. abortion is the opposite of life, its baby killing. its the opposite of a personal matter, it is the matter of another human life! palin has a responsibility as a Christian to fight against baby killing any way she can.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:17 pm
 
Wait, is this the Toby Keith message board?
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:35 pm
 
Even Toby Keith wouldn't name a kid "Track" after um, high school track.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:44 pm
 
no shit, but its being made a "private, family matter". say, gov. palin, why don't you keep abortion a "private PERSONAL matter" and we'll say nothing about your shoddy parenting/naming skills.

Here, here!!

I spent a couple of days with my blood pressure way up after she was announced as the VP nominee. Thankfully today, after the latest, I'm just laughing.
And...here's the other thing. They've announced this to "dispel the rumors" that Trig is the kid's kid. Uh...how does this dispel those rumors? Last I looked you can get pregnant pretty soon after a baby is born. How many people have siblings that are nine months younger than they are?
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:45 pm
 
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:50 pm
 
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 4:51 pm
 
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 5:18 pm
 
They've announced this to "dispel the rumors" that Trig is the kid's kid.

I'm sure Bracket or Becker or whatever her name is could be pregnant again. But this could also be a nice diversion for the campaign-- she could just claim a miscarriage later, whether mom wins VP or not.

A teenager wouldn't make the same mistake twice in a row, would she???


meanwhile:

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/01/palin_was_a_dire ctor_of_embatt.html
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 5:36 pm
 
palin has a responsibility as a Christian to fight against baby killing any way she can.- that's pretty funny if you put a comma after baby
OBAMA '08- obongo goes one step further!- Holy ranch dip Batman! I think he's a genius!
and while you’re at it, you can also go ahead and euthanize people too old to take care of themselves anymore, or who can’t afford care. also, retarded people, and those with other disabilities.-I actually like that idea.
B.O.- again, very clever
THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!!!- …white people
there’s a time to be pro choice and that’s when you are deciding whether to spread your legs or not.- you actually have to insert a (male) penis between the spread legs to make the little buggers
hussein osama- *rolling eyes a third time*
killing babies is wrong. babies want to live!- how the hell do you know? You have lots of heartwarming memories from the other side of the vag? Do you celebrate a birth date that is nine months before you were born?

I think the idea is suppsosed to be that if you don't like it, you don't do it. I don't like Sketchers but I don't plan to make it illegal to wear them. Well, I might sign a petition now that I think about it but I know in my heart it is because I am a judgmental dick, not because it is right.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 5:38 pm
 
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/01/palin_was_a_dire ctor_of_embatt.html

I get it. McCain wants his OWN funny money oil ties!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 5:47 pm
 
Okay, you got this woman with an in-party investigation of her getting the ex brother-in-law fired because he supposedly beat her sister during their marriage. You've got funny money oil ties to an Alaskan Senator who's been charged with numerous counts of corruption.
You've got her five kids, (which I think she should stay home with...especially with) the Down's kid. Rumors that the last kid is her daughter's. Confirmed reports from McCain that her unmarried 17 year old is pregnant (again?) and that they're "choosing" to have the baby.
You got her wearing very unfortunate sandals in a Governor's publicity photo, and looking all the world like the woman who snatched off her glasses and let her hair down in those "You've come a long way...baby" ads.
You got her preaching family values, and gave her five kids all those unfortunate names. Especially little baby...DON'T name your Down's kid "Trig".

It's all pretty "Dallas". I'm sure GWB is ecstatic.
GOD HELP AMERICA!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 6:19 pm | Edited by: saispas
 
I just keep thinking of how they kept passing off Trig to her to totally hide her "baby bump". And then leaving her on the campaign bus with the excuse she was "caring for the Newborn." So so so very gauche! It is hilarious.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 6:25 pm
 
- you actually have to insert a (male) penis between the spread legs to make the little buggers
yeah, isnt that nice? thats where a man's freedom ends. if the mother wants to kill the unborn baby, the man has no say. if however, he wants the little bastard aborted and she decides to keep it, then he's on the hook for 18 years of child support!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 6:52 pm
 
if the mother wants to kill the unborn baby, the man has no say. if however, he wants the little bastard aborted and she decides to keep it, then he's on the hook for 18 years

as it should be. You obviously have no clue about what it takes to raise a child.
Or, I guess if the man doesn't want the abortion he should pay the astronomical hospital bill, and extra for the pain and suffering of labor, and then take over from there.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 7:06 pm | Edited by: Alisa
 
However, it's been my experience that it's usually the man who is all gung ho for the abortion. After all, who wants to be on the hook for eighteen years for three hundred bucks a month to raise a kid they didn't want in the first place?
Even though he actually had a hand in it happening?

Men's freedom, indeed....
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 7:15 pm | Edited by: cococomas
 
>DING, DING< ALLRIGHT FOLKS! - lets take a momentary pause for Brad to find some right wing propaganda to post in contrary to your statements....
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 7:50 pm
 
as it should be. You obviously have no clue about what it takes to raise a child.
Well I think it is assumed that unless you are (both) considering having a child and have spoken about it that if an accident occurs and one wants it and the other doesn't that one is off the hook and the other keeps it. So yes, in that case I agree that: if the man doesn't want the abortion he should pay the astronomical hospital bill, and extra for the pain and suffering of labor, and then take over from there. BUT she should legally be obligated to have it if he wants it. Fair is fair.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 8:08 pm
 
pause for Brad

bill! don't encourage him! fuck, here it comes...
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 8:14 pm
 
Braddix is a bit late in posting.
He must be having trouble finding a website to tell him what to think.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 8:14 pm
 
uh, you ask any "just over the border" and they will tell you "no". VERY little prenatal (at least white white people do).

Pardon my oversight...indeed, I should have said, "all women with prenatal health care get an ultrasound". I would like to extend an apology to all women without health care on your behalf...and um...especially "south of the border" (for some reason). I am obviously the most insensitive person on this thread....but thank Christ I was white before I got "knocked up" and "dropped my load"!!
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 8:15 pm
 
BUT she should legally be obligated to have it if he wants it. Fair is fair.
I'd buy that, but with compensation.
Let's see...Nine months, 24 hours a day...I think babysitting goes for about ten bucks an hour now. Surely fetus-sitting should be worth at least that.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 8:46 pm
 
"south of the border" (for some reason)

the percentage of "spontaneous fetal demise" in the last trimester is pretty high amongst the "illegal" latino population in chicago. they want to keep off of public record so they avoid too many doctor visits.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 8:59 pm
 
>DING, DING< ALLRIGHT FOLKS! - lets take a momentary pause for Brad to find some right wing propaganda to post in contrary to your statements....

Awww let the contrarian cut and paste....
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 9:29 pm
 
the percentage of "spontaneous fetal demise" in the last trimester is pretty high amongst the "illegal" latino population in chicago.

That's totally fucked up...and a fine point...thanks a bunch for using me to make it.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 9:58 pm
 
but don't you think that the uber-conservative religious right they so desperately want to appeal to will be put off by the horrible motherly lessons taught to her "whore daughter"?...
also she works full-time & so does her husband, which means that her children were most likely raised by nannies & babysitters, NOT her... AND when her baby with Down's was born (instead of taking some time off to care for it) she went back to work 3 days later...
I'm just saying...I'm sure they'll spin it & dupe all those dumbasses somehow...


I happen to catch Hanity on the radio while on the way to the store earlier today. Basically he started accusing any one that questions her job as a parent is spewing "the hate that all liberals do" and that even the best parents can't control every facet of their children's lives. And besides. she's engaged to the father.

Funny how shit works when the shoe is one the other foot.
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 10:36 pm
 
And besides. she's engaged to the father.

Posted: Sep 1, 2008 11:39 pm
 
She should have taught her daughter to "Just Say Anal."
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 11:55 pm
 
why aren't they parading this winner around who knocked up her dingbat daughter who is just THE shining example of abstinence-only education?

here he is folks, the self proclaimed "fuckin redneck":

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09012008/news/nationalnews/palin_admits_he r_17_year_old_daughter_is_127025.htm
Posted: Sep 1, 2008 11:58 pm
 
Man that dude shaves worse than I do!
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 12:48 am
 
Braddix is a bit late in posting.
He must be having trouble finding a website to tell him what to think.

nope, just working longer hours.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 12:49 am
 
if a woman can decide to have an abortion without the fathers consent thats fine, but then if he doesnt want the child and she does, he should be able to sign away all parental rights and not be on the hook for 18 years of child support.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 1:00 am
 
if a woman can decide to have an abortion without the fathers consent thats fine

say that part again.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 1:03 am
 
i said long ago i didnt necessarily think they should be illegal, because that would only hurt poor people. making a law against abortions wont stop people from killing babies. that doesnt mean i buy the shit about it being a womans health issue, and its definitely morally wrong and a sin against God.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 4:20 am
 
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 6:48 am
 
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 7:47 am
 
and its definitely morally wrong and a sin against God.

You have to take into consideration there are people like
me who don't buy in to that book of fables...not
even to hedge my bets. No bogeyman under my bed thanks
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 8:30 am
 
On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."

"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.

He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."


AHAHAHAHAHA! MySpace will always bite you in the ass.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 8:42 am
 
^^^^ STEVE HOLT!^^^
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 10:58 am
 
After all, who wants to be on the hook for eighteen years for three hundred bucks a month to raise a kid they didn't want in the first place?
That's a steal! I know a couple of guys that have to shell out a third of their income (BEFORE taxes) for child support. If they're delinquent for one month their license gets suspended. One of the dudes was told he was a daddy AFTER the baby was born.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 11:19 am
 

"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.


I keep thinking of Eazy E when I read this; sounded much tougher to say, "Ya fuck with me/I'll put a foot in your azz", however.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 11:39 am
 
That's a steal! I know a couple of guys that have to shell out a third of their income (BEFORE taxes) for child support. If they're delinquent for one month their license gets suspended. One of the dudes was told he was a daddy AFTER the baby was born.

My ex just got around that by being "self-employed" and having a lot of unproveable income. My current ex pays $500 a month, but he owns his own business - has a house in town, a lakehouse he travels to every weekend, and the first thing he did when we divorced was buy a brand spanking new van. After we'd been married for 12 years, and I was driving an 82 Country Squire.
In short, he's a helluva lot better off than I am financially, and I think he's getting off easy for that $500 a month.

My brother has to pay a third of his income for 2 kids. He bitches and moans about it all the time, but he does have that other 2/3 of his income.
Again, I think he's getting off easy. It takes a lot of money to raise a kid. A lot.

That sucks about your buddy, though, who was told after the baby was born. I'd be asking for some paternity tests there.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 12:17 pm
 
god neil sedaka sucks.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 1:22 pm
 
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 1:35 pm
 
I thought Republicans were against sex before marriage?

This lady doesn't seem like much of a Mom. Maybe she was too busy to tell daughter how babies are made.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 1:39 pm | Edited by: beebeedee
 
^^ I love the extra fodder!
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 1:59 pm
 
STEVE HOLT!
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 2:26 pm
 
steve holt for VP!
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 2:48 pm
 
a very big shotgun in the hands of Mrs. and Mr. Palin at the head of this poor kid who knocked up their daughter

Mama Spits sent me this photo -- it's a faker, but still pretty funny.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 2:51 pm | Edited by: Paul Lips
 
I'd be asking for some paternity tests there.
He had his cheek swabbed. He was screwed over. He's an Eritrean immigrant and I think his baby's mama kind of took advantage of his naivete for the $$$$.

I happen to catch Hanity on the radio while on the way to the store earlier today. Basically he started accusing any one that questions her job as a parent is spewing "the hate that all liberals do" and that even the best parents can't control every facet of their children's lives. And besides. she's engaged to the father.


Especially when you have FIVE fucking kids! I know 'cuz I have four siblings and well, some of us were total fuck-ups...
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 2:51 pm
 
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/1668/juneaupa0.jpg


also, Brad, can injuns vote? did we give y'all that right? or did y'all trade it for some firewater?
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 2:58 pm
 
Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder
What's the date and time it don't matter
Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was trying to sort
To make a long story short
Ran into this girl named Carla
Knew her from the back seat of my homie's Impala
She said what's up yeah what's the deal
Check the hairdo of course it ain't real
Then I looked down she was fat in the front
I asked how long, well about seven months
Oh how time flies when you're having fun
She said yeah but the damage is done
Where you been, on a little vacation
Oh by the way congratulations
Who's the lucky man? I don't have a clue
Then she said the lucky man is you
I dropped my brew
And everything looked fuzzy
Not a baby by you the neighborhood hussy
She said yeah remember that date
I thought back and tried to calculate
Then I said damn are you sure it's mine
Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times
She said that day no I wasn't whoring
Your ass is mine that's when the sweat started pouring
Cause all I saw was Ice Cube in court
Paying a gang on child support
Then I thought deep about giving up the money
What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy
Naw cause then I'd really get faded
That's murder one cause it was premeditated
So what I'm a do
I don't have a clue
How many months left damn only two
I'm gettin faded

No cigar, G
Ay yo homey man I'm getting faded

It's crazy cause before I could sleep with her
I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her
See the booty and the front was all in place
But the girl had the pitbull face
So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid
Oh lord god forbid
My homies see me at the motel
Cause those fools would love to just go tell
Everybody in the hood that knows your rep
So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept
And hold your big fat butt steady
Cause yo hoe I got the paper bag ready
She started moaning and gobbling like a turkey
I knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
I dropped her off man and I'm knowing
That I'm a hate myself in the morning
I got drunk to help me forget
Yo another day another hit shit
I'm gettin faded

Ay yo you know what time it is

Nine months later she's ready to drop the load
And everybody in the hood already knows
It's supposed to be mine so they laughing at me
You know Ice Cube can't be having that G
I'm thinking to myself why did I bang her
Now I'm in the closet looking for the hanger
JD and Jinx and T-Bone won't let up they won't shut up
I'm gettin fed up bitch
Cause I know you're tryin to break me
But if I find out your tryin to fake me
I'm a buff that duff for a hoot
Beat ya down and leave a crown or two
That night she went into labor
And the shit is getting kinda major
The baby came out damn it was a lifesaver
Looking like my next-door neighbor
She said it was mine that was her best guess
But let's check the results of the blood test
I started smiling yeah cause it read negative
Damn why did I let her live?
After that I should've got the gat
And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap
But no I just told the hoe who laid me
Excuse me bitch it's a switch
You can't fade me

Naw baby not this way
Yo you ain't playing Ice Cube out like no booger
I don't fall for the okey-doke
And before I fall for the okey-doke
I let the pistol smoke
Now sing it
Yeah baby you can't fade me
Naw unfadable baby
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 3:39 am
 
god neil sedaka sucks
some jealousy in that statement
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 12:36 pm
 
the biggest joke of this whole thing is that the R's always amend the pregnancy with the fact that Bristol is marrying this guy.

Talk about making a bad situation worse, Levi might be an OK guy under his red neck and mullet but the semi-automatic shotgun wedding isn't making anyone's life better.

They should give the baby away to a responsible gay couple. now, that would win over some Hillary supporters.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 1:22 pm
 
The more I know about her, the more I want McCain to run with her. Obama would win in a landslide if she got the nomination...

From Someone Who Knows "Sarah Barracuda" Be Afraid-Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 2:52 pm
 
why is this the first thing I think of when I read that Post article.


way to fucking go, Republicans.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 2:59 pm
 
From Someone Who Knows "Sarah Barracuda" Be Afraid-Be Very Afraid
Dear god if they win this somehow I am going to live on a boat.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 3:15 pm
 
Tracy Flick!!!
Of course!

I like the Dolores Umbridge comparisons too.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 4:10 pm
 
Republicans caught on tape! Ha! Ha! A bit contrary to the article you wrote, eh Peggy???
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 4:57 pm
 
right now on CSPAN, i am hearing former HP prexy carly fiorino try to tell people that being in the PTA gives someone the skills they need to be VP...

oh lordy.

i guess that translates to: if i road managed a punk rock band and no one died under my watch, i could command the iraq troops

OK - sign me up to be a 5-star general in the army
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 6:32 pm
 
that being in the PTA gives someone the skills they need to be VP...

oh lordy.

i guess that translates to: if i road managed a punk rock band and no one died under my watch, i could command the iraq troops


I could be VP?!?
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 7:53 pm
 
I heard Giuliani say yesterday, "The day Sarah Palin became Governor she had more experience than Obama and Biden combined." WHA?
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 8:27 pm
 
Okay Rudy, I guess Spitzer was more qualified to be prez than YOU.

-Ryan
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 9:50 pm
 
Watching that Palin chick's speech on the computer with the sound off while watching some reruns on the Office on the TV.

One of that Palin chick's ugly kids is licking her hands and spreading saliva on the head of the newborn Mongoloid one.

Someone just got hauled out.

There's some really corny backdrops.

I can tell that Socker Mom With Prego Teenage Daughter is trying hard to be all straight-talkin', small-town livin', common folk, American dream... BULLSHIT!

She looks like some religous "education" teacher bitching out the kids.

Now that kid is picking the tard kid's nose!
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 9:58 pm
 
Oh, I meant "Hocky Mom"... sorry...
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 10:03 pm
 
i think its a damn good speech.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 10:09 pm
 
That bitch is gonna serve Obama his balls on a platter.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 10:17 pm
 
I missed the speech (Venus and Serena were calling) but am now listening to her SISTER talk about her "special needs kids", and the commentator saying "the most MACHO speech tonight was given by a WOMAN."

That bitch is gonna serve Obama his balls on a platter.
If she does I'll become an anarchist.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 10:19 pm
 
I guess I shoulda said she already DID serve up them nuts. That bitch does not play.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 10:28 pm
 
That bitch is gonna serve Obama his balls on a platter.

She did. It was a really well done speech, and she had great delivery.
I imagine half of the crowd were thinking "Why isn't she running?" by the end of it.

I'm still not voting for the old guy and the rugged, Alaskan Tina Fey, though.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 10:39 pm
 
In fact, at risk of sounding sexist, conspiriatoral or cynical, I'd say Rove and a comedian wrote it. It was that good.
Hate Rove, but, the dude is a political, dirty trick genius.

And then there's this...
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/09/is-the-mccain-c.html
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