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Posted: Aug 28, 2008 3:45 pm
Paul Reubens

Andy Dick

Keith Moon (they can be living or dead)

Paris Hilton

Jesse Camp

Fred Durst

Chuck Berry

Judge Judy

GG Allin

Dana Plato.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 4:14 pm
Sid Vicious
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 4:42 pm
Jon Bon Jovi
Courtney Love
Eddie Vedder
Senator Larry Craig
Phillip Michael Thomas
Kirk Cameron
Wilford Brimley
Will Smith
Kim Kardashian
Kobe Bryant
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 4:53 pm
Wilford Brimley

What's your problem with Wilford?

He loves and supports COCKFIGHTING!
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 4:54 pm | Edited by: mister linda
Pat Robertson
Gene Simmons
Michael Jackson ( the whole jackson family)
Dr Phil
Nancy Pelosi
Sen. Larry Craig
Tyra Banks
Rosie O'Donnel
Rev. Jessie Jackson
Al Sharpton
Fred Durst
Paris Hilton
Dana Plato

I'm not to shure about Judge Judy.
I think it would be fun to make her upset.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 4:56 pm
I HATE Wilford Brimley
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 5:02 pm
He loves and supports COCKFIGHTING!

Fucking classic! I still hate the fucker, mostly for the way he pronouces "diabetes." And if he has that shit, it means he can't drink, which is gonna make it tough to make the list of Famous People With Whom I'd Like To Party (With).
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 5:24 pm
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 5:33 pm
I hate him cause he's been telling me what the "Right thing to do" is since I was in high school.

He seemed to me that back then he wouldn't mind bending you over his knee, and givin' you a good old fassioned belt whupin' if you even looked at him the wrong way.

My friend and I would ALWAYS smoke pot, or drink a beer if that old fart would appear on the T.V. screen.
The same went for Richard Simmons info-mercials.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 5:51 pm
That's easy: Bono. He would be a total buzzkill.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 5:51 pm
carrot top
kim kardashian (or anyone related to her for that matter)
miley cyrus (or her stupid dad)
eddie vedder
michael jackson (ew.)
rush limbaugh (even though he parties, he would get on my last nerve and i'd end up kickin' his fat ass)
bea arthur (i'd end up asking if she was a man and get my ass kicked)
jim carey (he freaks me out)
jennifer aniston
oj simpson (he REALLY creeps me out.)
tom cruise
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 5:54 pm
That's easy: Bono. He would be a total buzzkill

or Sting
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 6:12 pm
rip taylor
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 6:20 pm
That's easy: Bono. He would be a total buzzkill

or Sting

gah! no kidding. everything they would say would revolve around them. ugh. no thanks.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 6:49 pm
Keith Moon
What's bad about partying with Keith Moon??? Man I want to jump in that picture!
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 7:08 pm
Terry Bradshaw & Whoopi Goldberg & Sam Donaldson
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 7:21 pm
I gave the Keith Moon one a lot of thought; on the one hand, he'd have all the drugs and that picture does look like a truly happenin' scene, but it seems like he would be a lot of fun at first and then get really ugly and scary. Trying to keep up with him could put you in the hospital.

Oh, and Hulk Hogan. No way.

Or Brooke Hogan.

Hell, any of the Hogans.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 7:23 pm
Bruce Vilanche.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 7:30 pm
Larry Craig

Mark Foley

Ted Haggert
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 8:46 pm
"Katie" Couric / Hillary Clinton .... same "person"
(um, maybe try Katherine. anything.)

Pat Robertson

Anyone who is not or has not been in Motorhead

The Gores

anyone who works for TMZ or who has been on TMZ except probably Jack Black and maybe Carmen Electra

Courtney Love

Tom Cruise

Jim Steinman
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:28 pm
I'm not to shure about Judge Judy.
I think it would be fun to make her upset.

'Don't spit on my cupcacke and tell me it's frosting!' Or, 'Don't hand me a Pabst and tell me it Stella Artois!"
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:44 pm
Dubya & Daddy
Margaret Thatcher
Tony Blair
Jimmy Carr
Bobby Gillespie
Bill Gates
My mom
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:47 pm
the Who. No party.
Keith Moon. over rated.

ANY network nightly news crew.

the cast of Friends

anyone who died at 27..or was it 28?

pitchfork staff
gawker staff
adbusters staff
the yankees
the mets

Thomas Jefferson
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:50 pm
bobby gillespie?
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:50 pm
onion staff
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:51 pm
Jeff Bridges

Russell Crowe

Marky Ramone

Marilyn Manson

Bob Saget

Tony Danza

Winona Ryder (she'd just start crying after a few drinks and run into traffic, hoping somebody would "save her")

Frank Zappa, who never partied at all

Todd Bridges (no relation to Jeff, even though they look alike).
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 9:54 pm | Edited by: paristheatre
anybody in primal scream
michael phelps
tom waites
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 10:11 pm
insane clown posse
brian boitano
dick cheney
tila tequila
kathy lee gifford
margaret cho (because i have a feeling she'd tell the same stupid jokes about her family over and over ad naseum.)
mel gibson
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 10:15 pm
Thomas Jefferson slave apartments on the other hand...
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 10:20 pm | Edited by: Mullett
Thomas Jefferson

At least you wouldn't have to get up to get anything. There would be slaves for that.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 10:22 pm
Thomas Jefferson slave apartments on the other hand..i think it was dtrain who said "i'd rather masturbate w. a handful of broken glass" ? no party.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 11:21 pm
the Barenaked Ladies
Dave Navarro
Dave Matthews' stupid band
Tara Reid
Bindi Irwin
Tyra Banks
Mel Gibson

Ted Bundy
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 11:42 pm
pitchfork staff

I'll second the motion on the Pitchfork staff. Boooring!

I'll also add Hootie and his Blowfish, Leann Rimes, and Shania.

But aside from Dave Matthews, Eddie Veder, Tyra, Rosie, and Oasis. Everybody else here would be on my Party List.
Posted: Aug 28, 2008 11:52 pm
i spent a buncha time with bobby gillespie whilst he was recording at ardent in the 90s. daytime was paw through the records at the record store time. he was funny & pretty damn cool for a british rock star.

it helped that we didn't care who he was. he knew the shit out of some memphis music, though. i mean back & forth.

i'd say i'd party with the dude.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 12:17 pm
Any rapper

Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan

any current A list TV or movie star.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 1:16 pm
You just know partying with Iggy Pop would be as much fun as hanging out with off duty cops.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 1:57 pm
Johnny Cougar Mellencamp.
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:00 pm
I would party with any of these people!
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:16 pm
phil spector
puff daddy
howard stern
mike tyson
Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:20 pm
and keith moon fucking rules! - though i wouldn't party with him at my place

Posted: Aug 29, 2008 2:29 pm
You coulda posted this one...
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 1:22 pm
Andy Dick's a blast to party with as long as he's not feelin' frisky.
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 3:31 pm
Thomas Jefferson

R U kidding me? Dude had his own wine cellar! And grew hemp!
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 4:29 pm
Thomas Jefferson

R U kidding me? Dude had his own wine cellar! And grew hemp!

Not to mention Sally Hemmings
Posted: Sep 2, 2008 5:55 pm
If'n you mean Andy Dick's a blast to party with if'n he ain't feelin' frisky, by feelin' frisky do you mean his uncontrollable urge to piss on people? Yeah, other than that, he's a swell guy.
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 9:18 am
onion staff

The ones I've met are great. Partied with one of 'em during a show, smoked tons of good weed & drank shots & bullshitted about the Onion and various shit, dude liked to party. Worked with one of the editors at one point, nice lady. This is pre-fame/NYC Onion, so maybe it's gone to their heads, but I fuckin doubt it!

I'd party with anyone (once).
Posted: Sep 3, 2008 8:31 pm
Tom Sizemore
Bobby Knight
Gen. William Westmoreland
Lou Pearlman
Fred Dryer
Charles Perez
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 9:59 am
anyone who paritze with a Texan accent
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 10:34 am
Bobby Knight
Vanessa Redgrave
Ralph Nader
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 10:53 am
Bud Bundy
Donald Duck
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 10:54 am | Edited by: paristheatre
Anything. I would give anything to party with Matisse .

Bobby Knight would be fresh to party with too.
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 11:19 am
Ronald McDonald
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 12:06 pm
Anything. I would give anything to party with Matisse .

Bobby Knight would be fresh to party with too.

Blowhards and Know It Alls.

OK. The Goner Board then.
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 1:46 pm
Michael Jackson ( the whole jackson family)

i'd party with tito anyday
Posted: Sep 4, 2008 1:54 pm
Roger Waters of the Pink Floyd Band.

Oh, hell, anyone in the Pink Floyd Band. That includes Syd Barrett.
Posted: Sep 7, 2008 9:28 pm
your mom.
Posted: Sep 9, 2008 1:19 am
tila tequila
kathy lee gifford
margaret cho

may not wanna party with 'em, but dontcha think they'd make a fine sandwich!

don't wanna party with Naggs... or her unfortunate victim...
Posted: Sep 9, 2008 1:22 am
i think i definitely don't wanna party with sarah palin. i think her "party" would consist of hot cocoa and 700 club episodes. boooo! and if you think you could probably get in her pants and party, chances are you'd probably have more luck with her daughter. at least you know SHE puts out.
Posted: Sep 9, 2008 1:40 am | Edited by: SSSSSSS
don't wanna party with Naggs... or her unfortunate victim...

I thought Aussies were more freewheeling than that. If I happened to be in Australia, I'd happily take a dildo up the butt from a stripper, with the condition that I could pull my wang outta her ass and jam it up her mouth for the jizzin!

I'd say that's a fair trade...
Posted: Sep 9, 2008 1:31 pm | Edited by: mister linda
All you stupid liberals that show up for Goner Fest.
GOD BLESS SARA PALIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Posted: Sep 9, 2008 1:50 pm
I thought Aussies were more freewheeling than that.
apparently he's a repressed Ned Flanders type... fun fun fun!!

how's that old chestnut go? it's all fun and game until someone's asshole starts bleeding.....
Posted: Sep 9, 2008 2:33 pm
I wouldn't want to party with the Batman cause every time he has a party some super criminal crashes the party and ruins the party for everyone who is there to party.
Posted: Sep 9, 2008 3:51 pm
at least you know SHE puts out.

Well, obviously Sarah puts out too. You don't get five kids from doing nothing.
Still, she's probably the top of my FPWWYWNPW list. If she got drunk she might get crazy and shoot me!
Posted: Sep 10, 2008 7:16 am
bobby gillespie?

Primal Scream really get my goat (not BBQ-ed, natch!), just don't get me started... the last time I saw Gillespie, he was backstage at the Arthur Lee 'Forever Changes' gig in London, after we DJed (an awesome honour) and the gig ended, we went upstairs to say hello to AL, and Booobie was at the top of the stairs, trying to make out which was the gents toilet (like, duh!). Gillespie pointed to my 7" box and asked, "Hey, man, what you got in there, records?", and shortly afterwards was badgering AL with his phone number ("Arthur, Arthur let me give you my number, we can hang out!"). I trust you can picture the look on AL's face during this pathetic incident... aaargh, Gillespie!

I do have it on good authority, however, that several PS members are really good guys (and this comes from a longstanding pal who hates mostly everyone, apart from Chris Bailey, Ed Kuepper and the members of Eater! However, Mani is a really good'n'funny dude, met him when me and Joe DJed the first MC5 reunion at the 100 Club. Mani turned up, smoking a doob, took over the decks and kicked off with Open My Eyes by the Nazz, and was just really nice, although he is one of those DJs who plays records by bands he's in during his set! Now that deffo ain't kool...
Posted: Sep 10, 2008 8:51 am
...a longstanding pal who hates mostly everyone, apart from Chris Bailey, Ed Kuepper and the members of Eater!

your pal sounds fucking awesome!
Posted: Sep 11, 2008 7:37 am
He's a one-off, seriously!
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