Posted: Aug 18, 2008 12:45 pm
Back in college, or rather back when I lived in a college town and snuck into dorm cafeterias on a regular basis and hung out with college kids but was never actually enrolled in college, my line to get girls to come home with me, or in the event of a house party into my room was "you wanna come to my room and listen to some records?". It worked a lot, but sometimes girls thought I was actually just asking if they wanted to listen to records and not make out or get it on, boy were those situations akward! Anyway, it eventually became an inside joke amongst girls around town and a few times when I used it I just got laughed at. If you want a girlfriend you should make mix tapes for girls, but don't make them too awesome, put a lot of semi-awesome stuff that girls like. Girl singers are usually a plus. Don't make it too lovey-dovey or obscure, obscurity doesn't impress girls as much as you'd think. I suggest stuff like the Limes and Headache City. Also, try to smell good, and pretend you're rich, and don't be too serious. Anyway, having a lot of vinyl can totally impress girls, more so than playing fantasy football or being really good at Kung-Fu or something like that, it's just that "collectors" of any sort have this tendency to be shy or socially maladjusted, I've noticed that guys who collect and have some degree of confidence usually have really awesome girlfriends.