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Posted: Aug 18, 2008 2:24 am
 
....are some pretty damn great people!
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 3:04 am
 
and they're from Italy too!!!
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 6:20 am
 
What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian grandmother?








50 lbs and a black dress.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 7:25 am
 
I wish I had an Italian grandmother.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 12:04 pm
 
I like it when they say "That's ah spicey meatball!" and "ah, shuddup-ah-ya face".
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 12:22 pm
 
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 12:28 pm
 
I like it when they say "That's ah spicey meatball!" and "ah, shuddup-ah-ya face".
Wassamatta you uh? You wanna to spread the outdated racial cliche, uh? Mamma mia, in the old days you wear a the cement shoes to say such a thing. You should be so unlucky!
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 12:29 pm | Edited by: Ding Le Dangle
 
They rock!
They know how to eat!
Their women have bushes you can hide in! (Every hole is covered!)
They play with their ripenin schlung all day long!

You just got to love 'm.
They know where it's at.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 12:42 pm
 
i'm having pisketti for dinner tonight.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 12:44 pm
 
I wish I had an Italian grandmother.
I just wish I had an Italian.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 1:06 pm
 
I was watching Grumpier Old Men last night, and I heard Jack Lemmon use the expletive, "Crime in Italy!" I laughed.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 1:17 pm
 
You wanna to spread the outdated racial cliche, uh?

You not from around here do you? You think you know nothing... but it is not true, I KNOW NOTHING!
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 1:18 pm
 
The Onion's "Our Dumb World"'s Italy entry is the best.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 1:22 pm
 
You wanna to spread the outdated racial cliche, uh?

Is terrible we should fight like this, ah? My poppa he always say a to me "Stop a playin with a you self, ah?". He die a choking on a big pizza pite.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 1:23 pm
 
I just wish I had an Italian.

Crucial.
Posted: Aug 18, 2008 1:52 pm
 
you say sa-la-meh
I say sa-la-ME!
Posted: Aug 19, 2008 9:38 am
 
Aren't Italians just jews with better food?


HAWW!
Posted: Aug 19, 2008 12:15 pm
 
I already miss 'em. Awesome dudes for sure! Thanks again for hooking it up Dale.
Posted: Aug 19, 2008 12:35 pm
 
I was trying to figure out a way to go to Boston for the weekend to hang out with 'em before they left to go back home but between gas prices and my sis being in town from Austin it isn't possible.
Posted: Aug 20, 2008 8:09 pm
 
Aren't Italians just jews with better food?

No. Jews get up and work in the morning to make money like protestants do. Italians get up at 10, open their shops at 10:30, close from 1:30 'till 3:30, then close for the day at 6 pm.
Try finding breakfast in Italy before 10 am.
Posted: Aug 20, 2008 8:43 pm
 
Try finding breakfast in Italy before 10 am.

Now that I think about it, I've never really heard of Italian breakfast. Do those fuckers eat in the morning?
Posted: Aug 20, 2008 9:16 pm
 
prendiamo caffe e mangiamo un pannino piccolo o qualcosa dolce.
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 11:21 am | Edited by: Scott
 
I'm gonna assume that if I'm in Italy, I'm there on vacation. Why the fuck would I wanna get up for breakfast before 10 AM?!? Italy's got it goin' on!
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 11:28 am
 
Do those fuckers eat in the morning?

We had a family over from Italy once and they even brought their own breakfast: salami, cheese, butter, even bread! Eatin that very, VERY slow, with just a big knife they used for everything.
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 5:04 pm
 
italian breakfast is great, ya just gotta make it yourself...the little lady and I had an Apartment when we were there for a couple weeks...went to the market and got a HUNK of prociuto(sp?) in which I would grate, like cheese, into the scrambled eggs...OOH MAN...then have a top shelf pastry or two, a couple/three shots of that baller espresso they have and then hit the streets...Italy, indeed has it goin on...
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 6:09 pm
 
Friarelli Rules!
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 8:30 pm
 
Italians get up at 10, open their shops at 10:30, close from 1:30 'till 3:30, then close for the day at 6 pm.
Try finding breakfast in Italy before 10 am.



you just think you know every goddamn thing now, dont you???
Posted: Aug 21, 2008 8:37 pm
 
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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 1:24 am
 
My computer doesn't even have sound, and that's still the most awesomest thing I've ever seen!
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 9:17 am
 
that sux cause the sound makes it a million times better...
Posted: Aug 22, 2008 9:53 am
 
ITALIAN SPIDERMAN!


thats the greatest thing i've ever seen!
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