Posted: Jul 29, 2008 5:33 am
One time I was driving home really drunk and I felt a bit pukey, but I was completely determined not to vomit. As it started to come up I tried my best to supress it, resulting in my splattering half-digested carnitas burrito all over my windshield. I swerved around a bit, stopped in the middle of the road and wiped of the puke with the sleeve of my jacket. Luckily it was really late at night and there was no one around. This is the type of story that really SHOULD end with "and then I hit rock bottom...", but It didn't work out that way.