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Posted: Jul 25, 2008 2:04 am
Posted: Jul 25, 2008 2:22 am | Edited by: a cobb

Oops wrong thread...

I used to have a corn snake named "cornelius" when I was young. But I lost interest and my mom had to take care of it.
Posted: Jul 25, 2008 2:39 am | Edited by: dale
Either deadly ones or a feast of them.

Both Goner approved I think.
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 7:33 pm
I'll forever defend a Water Mocasin
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 7:44 pm
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:21 pm
snake in the grass

if you don't listen to that song, you suck!
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:42 pm
yah if it played!!nig face
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 8:43 pm
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:12 pm
i found a california king snake on a bike ride last week.

now it's my pet.

it can eat a rattlesnake with no ill effects.
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 9:49 pm
dead snake.
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:00 pm
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:15 pm
I thought he was dead!
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:19 pm
no way!
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 10:48 pm
Snakes on planes.
Posted: Jul 30, 2008 11:23 pm
"I thought he was dead!"- beautiful
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 1:23 am | Edited by: frankenspline
snake from the simpsons
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 10:10 am
crawling king snake
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 10:13 am
the one on my arm
Posted: Jul 31, 2008 10:47 am
Posted: Aug 4, 2008 7:34 am
Posted: Aug 4, 2008 12:22 pm

Does that bag say Extreme Chili Heatwave or Extreme Chili MEATwave? Cause I think that would be a new low for Doritos.

Plus, one year when I was teaching these 8th graders algebra, they convinced me we should get a class pet so we got a ball python and I would let them watch it eat live mice but then at the end of the year nobody wanted it so I had to take it home but it didn't like me so I gave it back to the pet store and the kids voted to name it Snakey but when I adopted it I was like fuck that and I named it Paul Collins but then Wendy started calling it Phil Collins so that was no good either but it didn't matter cause I got rid of it anyways and who knows it might've even been a girl snake.
Posted: Aug 4, 2008 12:42 pm | Edited by: Crowbar
Oh yeah and also I heard this story friend-of-a-friend style about this lady that had a 6 foot python or some shit and she would always cuddle with it and sleep with it in her bed at night but then the snake started acting weird and not eating anymore and she would come home to find it laying stretched out and straight as board in the middle of the room all the time so she took it to the vet and told him what was goin' on and he said that the snake was doing all that weird shit because he was preparing himself to try to fuckin' EAT her!
Posted: Aug 4, 2008 12:53 pm
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 5:15 pm
i've heard that the mongoose always wins:
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 5:19 pm
Don't fuck with Rikki Tikki Tavi!
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 5:19 pm
honey badger!!!!
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 5:42 pm
Viva Rikki Tikki Tavi!!

I like the snakes when they take em all to a far away planet, then blow it up.
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 7:23 pm
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 10:13 pm
Posted: Aug 6, 2008 10:39 pm
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 4:57 pm
Red King Snake
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 5:29 pm | Edited by: Seamus
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 5:39 pm
Black racers!
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 7:28 pm
Coily ! Even though that purple bastard cost me a ton of @!#?@! quarters.
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 8:02 pm
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 8:24 pm
That's him, Officer !
Posted: Aug 7, 2008 10:36 pm
Say no more.
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