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Posted: Jul 17, 2008 7:19 pm
 
I wanna spank you



"Girls don't like us"

-El Duce
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 7:51 pm
 
Hetrosexuals Have the Right To Rock!
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 7:53 pm
 
"four f club"
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 8:01 pm
 
"Going through your purse"
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 8:05 pm
 
"Going through your purse"

ditto.
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 8:08 pm
 
"Baby, You'll Regret Me"
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 9:56 pm
 
it's a three way (tee hee) between "service me or be smacked", "peepin' tom" and "donkey dick"
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 9:57 pm
 
fuck mentors songs... MENTORS VIDEOS!!!
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 10:02 pm
 
PEEPIN TOM!
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 10:07 pm
 
MENTORS VIDEOS!!!

yup!
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 10:10 pm
 
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 10:11 pm
 
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 10:11 pm
 
all you glam fags will note that Duce's vocals are LOUD!
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 10:13 pm
 
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 10:17 pm
 
FAG BASHER!
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 11:40 pm
 
Sleep Bandits!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:34 am
 
Secretary Hump

I parties with Eldon and got a black eye
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 5:31 am
 
Hetrosexuals Have the Right To Rock! no glam fags sit on our block...they wash there hair in a washing machine...its filled with sperm and its not to clean
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 5:33 am
 
did you ever hear that el duce' solo record with UNGROOMED LOVER?

smellin up the cover...we were smokin rocks hour by hour...instead of getting groomed and taking a shower...
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 6:44 am
 
That "Man, The Myth The Legend" c.d. is truly mind-boggling. "Quiet in the Squat" and "White Trash Man" never get old.

We don't want the pigs bustin' where we crash/
So listen to me ya fuckin' white trash!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 6:47 am
 
I know baby, how to have fun/
You know that you, must weigh a ton!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 9:07 am
 
His performance of Saggy always brings a tear to my eye.
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 10:40 am | Edited by: eric o
 
was ELDON in the top 10 for Sambeaux kiddie names?
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 11:24 am
 
Elton, yes (as in John and Motello); Eldon, no.
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 12:17 pm
 
I'm NOT gay, but I am a Mentors fan! C'mon by and we'll share our feelings about the Mentors and prove our heterosexuality right here in Stall No. 3, Minneapolis Airport Men's Room.

Bring ketchup, we can make my Idahoe spuds look bloody and tap-tap-tap you guys "up" for it!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 2:32 pm
 
A couple of years back when visiting in San Fransisco, I accidentally ended up at a show by an all-girl Mentors tribute band, called the Wo-Mentors. It was funny for the first two songs or so, and then I got bored and wandered off in search of drinks...
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 2:34 pm | Edited by: satchmykels
 
all-girl Mentors tribute band


the menstrators
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 2:36 pm
 
all-girl Mentors tribute band

the ment-whores
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:33 pm | Edited by: miss linda
 
I'm gonna axe them dudes at the Gonner store if they can find a re-issue of "Caf'e D'Grande"(failure night) on c.d.
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:38 pm
 
On Mystic Records!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:39 pm
 
Four F Club, and Peeping Tom are my 2nd & 3rd favs.
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:41 pm
 
Man, Myth, Legend gets five out of five socks.
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:41 pm
 
On Mystic Records!

I wish I got one of those free T-Shirts...damn.

then I got bored and wandered off in search of drinks...

because you're smart!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:44 pm
 
"..and while you were givin' head to your new wave boyfriends, I was peeping in the window....., It's called Peeping Tom....."

-El Duce
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:49 pm
 
"...those guys who can't get it up. Because they have to look at a dude's ass. With ZITS ON IT! But ahhhhh we wrote this song dedicated to some of the sights we've been checking out around Hollywood. It's called Peeping Tom........"


-El Duce
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 3:50 pm
 
".....yeah..YEAH...uHHEAHH. Alright. I'm glad ya'll made it. We gotta another real good song for ya!...."


Eldon Hoke
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 4:00 pm | Edited by: miss linda
 
"Maybe we can come an pay you and mista McGloob a visth"

-Joey Ramone
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 4:03 pm
 
"...those guys who can't get it up. Because they have to look at a dude's ass. With ZITS ON IT! But ahhhhh we wrote this song dedicated to some of the sights we've been checking out around Hollywood. It's called Peeping Tom........"


Goddamn it's been a while since I heard that record.
It used to be my Favorite!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 4:07 pm
 
That record is definatley creame dela creame. It's still my favourite!!!!!!! I cant' think of an even better METAL record!!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 4:24 pm
 
"Give him a 40 and a Hustler and he'll read you poetry all night long."
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 4:25 pm
 
I'm gonna axe them dudes at the Gonner store if they can find a re-issue of "Caf'e D'Grande"(failure night) on c.d.

I'm goin' to the record store TOMORROW.

I think My Subterainian Jungle with 4 extra tracks is waiting on me anyway!
Posted: Jul 18, 2008 11:18 pm
 
this shoulda been a mentors song -

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OQ8v5ZrPbB8
Posted: Jul 19, 2008 10:44 pm
 
Met somebody new! And I was fingerfucking sidewinding grinding. She ev3n saw my ugleeeee face and my big ol' beer gut. But ya know,,,, she knew I'm a sewage workin' maan.... I'll keep ya'll updated... fer a FEEEE!!!

Q: If gurls are made out of sugar & spice & everything nice, why do they smell like tuna fish?

Q: Why did God invent big fat wymen?

A: So Faggots have something to dance with...
Posted: Jul 20, 2008 7:49 am
 
"..and while you were givin' head to your new wave boyfriends, I was peeping in the window....., It's called Peeping Tom....."

-El Duce

ha is this line about G. Roberson (sic) I dare you to comment ya perv..
Posted: Jul 20, 2008 9:15 am
 
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life..."

...that one.
Posted: Jul 21, 2008 4:00 am
 
mentos
Posted: Jul 22, 2008 4:08 pm
 
I dare you to comment ya perv..

Once agian, posting drunk on the Goner Board I see.
Posted: Jul 22, 2008 4:11 pm
 
El Duce


how's her hormone therapy going?
Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:01 pm
 
the first Antenna show I went to was the Mentors and Saint Vitus...The mentors showed their videos on the TVs while thay played...kind of shocking to this 15 year old...
Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:11 pm
 
Shocked and Grossed!
Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:17 pm | Edited by: Paul Lips
 
Was the Duch still able to play the drums and sing at the same time? Wait, Saint Vitus, nevermind.
Posted: Jul 22, 2008 5:29 pm
 
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I had the onerous task of defending El Duce's drum playing. It all started when I went on a binder. Soon, I found myself at a bar and I condescended to talk to a bunch of hiipsters. The topic of "best drummer" came up. Of course, I said "El Duce" which was greeted with a chorus of laughter and they were saying I don't know shit and laughing at me and calling El Duce "El Dookey"etc. I felt like jacking them one, but I was out-numbered 4:1 and I was drunk which = slower reaction time.
Posted: Jul 23, 2008 5:28 pm
 
I watched the Golden Showers video last night with my old-school friends .
Posted: Jul 24, 2008 2:53 pm
 
El's solo Cd with Gardy Loo is his penultimate release, and his dirtiest:
"Senior Citizen Sodomy/That's the life for a sick bastard like meee

I met a victim from savannah/ her legs looked like a bruised bananna / fucking old bags don't take brains!/ i like the ones with the vericose veins!
Posted: Jul 24, 2008 3:17 pm
 
I met a victim from savannah/ her legs looked like a bruised bananna / fucking old bags don't take brains!/ i like the ones with the vericose veins!


the poet of my generation.

really, that's my "howl"
Posted: Aug 5, 2008 1:22 am
 
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